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I am now seriously a legally ordained priest: http://i.imgur.com/eJuejPo.jpg I can conduct marriages, take confession, do funerals, baptize people. The works.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 21:51:37 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@ceruleanspark There's this one guy who had Kermit the Frog legally ordained. Just because he could.
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@ceruleanspark Can you heal me with the power of the Lord?
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@ceruleanspark I cast out thee, False Prophet! https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/297137_546543363254_188472835_n.jpg
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@ceruleanspark Does this mean you also have to donate a tenth of your earnings to the church?
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@weedlordhitler It's not that sort of church
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@ceruleanspark What other sort of churches there are
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@ceruleanspark But_why.gif ?
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@weedlordhitler The ULC is like a meta-church. You can have any belief you like and be a member, so long as you're also not a dick.
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@purplephish20 Why /wouldn't/ I?
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@ceruleanspark Sounds like something fun to join. I've been thinking about starting my own church though. Only need 50 people according to my country's laws, and being the ultrapope of the church of apotheosis sounds really nice. Also I can scam a lot that way.
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@ceruleanspark Can you marry yourself to fictional blue unicorns?
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@purplephish20 Rule number one of being a minister is that you can't officiate your own wedding. http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/faq.php
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@thelastgherkin A guy married himself to his girlfriend at the end of Guest House Paridiso. If Adrian Edmondson and Rick Mayal say it can happen, then I choose to believe that.