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Me, Gherkin, going to bed: Boy, I hope I don't get a repetitive song stuck in my head
My head: http://pny.lv/1gbe7
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 07:29:37 UTC from web-
@adiwan I can't afford that. I wish there was a way I could see the video you posted here on GNU social. https://Potato Knishesposter.club/attachment/565258
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@neimzr4luzerz There is not much to see there. It was just the battle music of Final Fantasy 1 as you have noticed. There are ad-filled sites like https://www.hidemyass.com/youtube-proxy that allow watching blocked videos on the cheap.
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@adiwan did you click my embedded attachment?
I am making an ironic request.
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Bumper sticker: I'd Rather Be Playing Breath of the Wild
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 21:17:01 UTC from web -
Go to work? Nah man I'm playing Zelda
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 21:16:48 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/1g8uj
Real Name: YHWH / Yahweh
Current Alias: GodWednesday, 05-Apr-17 10:21:11 UTC from web -
RDN is brought to you today by Israeli Bedwetting Solutions Spammer.
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 08:47:41 UTC from web-
@tiffany Follow several quick and effective methods to cure the wetting problem. One of the world's leading experts in the field, offers a faster and simpler way to overcome. He introduced three types of wetting devices: buzzers, cordless devices and a dishwasher. To find out more about these devices, arrange an appointment with Dr. Kobi Sagi at the infertility clinic.
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@thelastgherkin More like Dr. I Be Soggy
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@thelastgherkin Cordless devices? Doesn't that silly spammer know we prefer to use diapers around here? :P
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Digital Mobsters
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 08:48:45 UTC from web -
Also, while I'm thinking about it, has any character actually died during a Zelda game? Sure there are ghosts who have died prior, and the Uncle in ALttP looks dead but isn't, but I can't think of anyone dying during game events other than that one soldier in OoT's Castle Town alley.
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 08:58:32 UTC from web-
And I guess Gregal from Minish Cap, if you don't save him. And Mikau dies onscreen.
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And the Deku Tree and Dampé. It's all coming back to me.
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Today I'm finally playing Breath of the Wild. If it's anything like my playing of Skyward Sword, there's gonna be a lot of stream of consciousness posts which I will happily hide behind a spoiler tag. So if you wake up and the front page is just "Post hidden", you'll know why and who.
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 08:50:15 UTC from web -
i love happy endings http://rainbowdash.net/url/857920
Monday, 03-Apr-17 04:07:03 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Please change the human's mouth colour from blue as this makes me think about skeletonlingus
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Matty Bingus and the Skeletonlingus
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Is a tomato the only fruit that is a ketchup?
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 12:03:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Not exactly. Corn is technically a multiple fruit, and a lot of popular ketchup brands contains syrup made from corn.
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Breaking news: Fox to produce new classic episodes of The Simpsons. "A vocal contingent of fans insists 'The Simpsons' went downhill after the eighth season," says James L. Brooks. "So we decided to just make more Season Eight episodes."
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 11:25:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Fake news, the showrunner is Al Jean
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@mrmattimation Brooks is still an executive producer and I claim my £5
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Breaking news: L is real 2401
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:57:36 UTC from web -
Breaking news: Donald Trumps holds special press conference; removes latex mask, reveals Andy Kaufman
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:55:41 UTC from web -
Breaking news: you're all furries
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:51:36 UTC from web -
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, AT THE EMPORIUM! Emerson, Lake & Palmer with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young feat. Peter, Paul & Mary with special guest Earth, Wind & Fire!
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 02:16:57 UTC from web-
@scribus Produced by Stock Aitken Waterman
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That Supergirl/Flash musical was laaaaaaame
Friday, 31-Mar-17 20:57:52 UTC from web -
Tumblr presents Horse Friend! http://pny.lv/1fuhg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 15:33:54 UTC from web-
@adiwan I have two dead hoers. 27 days is my record. Is there an endgoal to it? I'm wondering if there's a really prolonged joke to it.
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@thelastgherkin I reached 31 days. I was extremely bored at that point and reversed the game and tried to kill as many horses as fast as I can. Three poop heaps were so far the max in my test. When the horse hatches it was dead before it can poop again.
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@adiwan Getting born into poop and then committing suicide is relateable
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I am confused by the top and bottom questions http://pny.lv/1fueg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:41:09 UTC from web -
Doctors hate me! Not for any reason really, that's just an observation
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:39:26 UTC from web -
Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children, or why Chinese parents have Chinese children?
Friday, 31-Mar-17 12:33:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I find it awfully coincidental that my parents had me, their own son
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@thelastgherkin Or why furry parents had a son named MetalTao? :P
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Netflix and kill
Friday, 31-Mar-17 11:56:34 UTC from web -
In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar. Children will be blessed for Killing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation. Practicing Evil ONEness - Upon Earth Of Quadrants. Evil Adult Crime VS Youth. Supports Lie Of Integration. 1 Educated Are Most Dumb. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1. Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self. 1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother – She Left Belly B. Signature. Every Priest Has Ma Sign But Lies To Honor Queers. Belly B. Proves 4 Corners. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight
Friday, 31-Mar-17 09:50:43 UTC from web -
So, how much do I have to pay to obtain Donald Drumpf's browsing history once ISP's are allowed to sell such things to third parties?
Friday, 31-Mar-17 02:53:33 UTC from web-
@m14brony Apparently the Cards Against Humanity guy is trying to buy it.
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I am a normal pony
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 21:23:26 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin and i'm a normal person (we both lie)
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Homer no Pico
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 14:58:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Pico was the kid's name. You're literally saying "Homer of Pico".
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@thelastgherkin it is better this way
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How many millions are there in a nathanfillion?
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 12:07:42 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/1fs74 How did Maroni sneak the big bottle of acid into the courtroom? Why was Batman just sat in the audience in costume?
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 09:48:11 UTC from web -
medly
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 08:28:16 UTC from web -
Concept: Mouth Moods except it's a Weird Al polka medly
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 08:28:12 UTC from web -
- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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