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Why is it called Lord of the Rings if there's only one ring in it?
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 14:58:56 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Aren't there several rings in the lore? http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/One_Ring
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@ceruleanspark it has a nicer ring to it
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In Soviet Russia. Sandwich Eats a Credit Card While A Person Eats Sandwich
Wednesday, 23-Jan-13 18:46:22 UTC from web- nicolasmaia likes this.
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@sunandmon Mmmm, tastes so rich...
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@xeleanorxrigbyx What picture's your avatar from?
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@redenchilada Found it on the interwebs.
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carcino change you real pic to a pony
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v for vore
Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 21:54:41 UTC from web- Matt likes this.
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@tiffany It changed my life by exposing me to viewpoints and ideas I'd never even heard before
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@ceruleanspark an open mind leads to an open maw
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v for vendetta is such a god damn stupid movie
Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 21:47:41 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@ceruleanspark maybe i should read it
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@mrmattimation It changed my life by exposing me to viewpoints and ideas I'd never even heard before.
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@mrmattimation @ceruleanspark V For Vendetta - By Alan Moore, is brilliant.
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Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 21:24:25 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark I came out to have patriarchal reinforcement and I'm honestly feeling so cucked right now
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@ceruleanspark CUCKED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT
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Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetant
Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 19:39:45 UTC from web -
If the Mandela Effect subreddit has taught me anything, it's if I ever misremember something it's that the universe is wrong
Tuesday, 01-Nov-16 22:36:55 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The Jews(tm) working in partnership with Scientology(tm) used 9/11 to dispose of the only working prototype.
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@ceruleanspark Potato Knishes
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@thelastgherkin This machine makes Potato Knishes.
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All in all, this is one day Mittens the kitten won't soon forget.
Monday, 31-Oct-16 22:49:14 UTC from web -
Happy 20th anniversary of Bubsy 3D's release!
Monday, 31-Oct-16 21:08:18 UTC from web-
@redenchilada https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYnW4DD5EKU It really was something.
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Harry Potter and the Dumbledore's Brother Totally kiwied A Goat, That IS In The Text
Sunday, 30-Oct-16 21:04:41 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation You've seen Toriel.
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Titanfall 2 is super fun. I am the best robot murder guy
Saturday, 29-Oct-16 23:06:50 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark thats out already?
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Saturday, 29-Oct-16 22:26:05 UTC from web
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Undyne is cooking? I'd rather hire Asgore to babysit my kids!
Friday, 28-Oct-16 19:20:46 UTC from web -
That, or far more likely, he doesn't know how to tell the time.
Friday, 28-Oct-16 18:46:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I tell time by sunbathing while facing directly north and noting what parts of my body aren't burnt
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Haha my Apple watch just congratulated me on meeting my exercise goal because I stood up to get a pizza
Friday, 28-Oct-16 18:15:46 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark What kind of pizza
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@ceruleanspark Haha he bought a smartwatch
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@redenchilada Haha he's jealous of my connected lifestyle
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RT@HelloGames No Mans Sky was a mistake
Friday, 28-Oct-16 13:50:30 UTC from web -
Jon Lovitz voiced a furry on The Simpsons. Artie Yiff
Friday, 28-Oct-16 08:14:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Was he one of the furs fur Moe?
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Ice Nights was a great episode
Friday, 28-Oct-16 13:01:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany A real human bean
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Man how boned are those people who quit their jobs to play pokemon go
Thursday, 27-Oct-16 19:52:46 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Reminder that there are still people in this world who will unironically bash Popplio's evolution line while defending Litten's
Thursday, 27-Oct-16 18:19:29 UTC from web-
@redenchilada At least two people have told me they want to marry Incineroar.
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@ceruleanspark Wipe them from this earth.
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@redenchilada Reminder that there are still people who will unironically not pick rowlett
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Machinima co-produced a Transformers cartoon so reviled that they've now removed it from their youtube channel.
Thursday, 27-Oct-16 09:35:58 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin They're apparently really cherryty to work for/with
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@ceruleanspark I mean, the writers didn't work for Machinima, and they removed their names from IMDB's credits for the show
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Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 22:18:28 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark Yoko Ono wasn't on The Simpsons
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is there a Berenstain Bears book where papa bear beats the batcave out of his kids with his belt
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 21:39:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Maybe in universe A there is.
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maybe i should make it a Star Fox tie-in and call it "Gay Fox Night"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 21:04:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I think the preferred nomenclature to avoid legal entanglements with nintendo is "A gay fox in space"
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Breakfast means Breakfast
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:49:51 UTC from web -
You'll be pleased to know that since Bungie took the cleaner bots broom away, one of its morose voice lines is "WHAT IS MY PURPOSE"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:25:04 UTC from web -
I can't believe GBBO was Fluffle Puffing rigged
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:10:55 UTC from web-
@tiffany OH BOY HERE I GO COOKING AGAIN
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@ceruleanspark Children, old people, the black guy, doesn't matter
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So you can look at me and think "Well, thank god I'm not *that guy*"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 08:40:50 UTC from web -
If you ever feel bad about your life just remember that I'm nearly 30 and the single most noteworthy thing I've accomplished is running this place.
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 08:30:58 UTC from web
