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For the people who care about federation (Probably just @nerthos and @awl) I have no idea why it isn’t working. This is actually a new server, at a new hosting provider and a functionally fresh install of RDN’s version of statusnet. So unless DigitalOcean, Cloudflare, or the other instances themselves are blocking us (or them), there’s no particular reason why it *shouldn’t* work.
Thursday, 24-May-18 06:14:26 UTC from web-
@nerthos Highly competent.
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@scribus Certainly one of the funnier lolcows if you don't actually have to deal with him.
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@ceruleanspark Im actually very startled about making a Jew comment 20 seconds ago now...
Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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So I understand Brexit voters were largely halfwits at best.
Wednesday, 02-May-18 19:05:13 UTC from web-
@scribus They’re the end result of a 40 year campaign by what is essentially state run media (or to be more accurate, a media run state) to overturn the previous referendum we had on joining the EU in the first place. Turns out it’s really easy to gaslight a populace when you spend decades ensuring they’ll never have the tools required to verify your claims.
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@ceruleanspark it’s like the independentists took a page from the Bolsheviks who started that campaign in the ruins of the Russian empire
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@ceruleanspark Boy oh boy am I glad America won't ever face a problem like that.
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What the hell is Forskolin anyway. I'd literally never heard of the stuff before bots started trying to use my website to sell it
Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 21:51:24 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I think here is the first that any of us are hearing of this.
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Hi, welcome to Chilis
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@tiff You want hot or cold coke?
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guess not also holy hell my profile pic
Sunday, 15-Apr-18 19:52:15 UTC from web-
@awl No, probably not. I was under the impression that only broke if you changed the site's name or URL schema. We've moved a bunch of times before without it breaking before.
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Thursday, 12-Apr-18 08:49:38 UTC from web
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@firestormdangerdash Let's FHQWHGADS again!
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Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:44:37 UTC from web
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https://68.media.tumblr.com/5b34c4e975e591f3c8ae2098efa3fb7b/tumblr_p6l2ct7FPe1rxriu5o1_1280.png Season 8 looks way different
Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:42:42 UTC from web- Griffin likes this.
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It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web -
The Friends episode where Phoebe gets a job telemarketing and talks that guy out of suicide is too real.
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 21:11:20 UTC from web -
Today I had a database problem too. For some reason, after an update of my debian installation, there was no MYSQL service installed anymore. I had to remove the mysql-server package and install the mariadb-server package to get it operational again.
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 20:21:28 UTC from web-
@adiwan Apparently mariaDB doesn't consider "We're changing the syntax for built in SQL functions" to be a sufficiently breaking change to merit any sort of warning, so the site has been broken for 2 days because an autoupdate happened.
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Well, I think I fixed this hellhole
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 20:17:26 UTC from web -
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 18:46:01 UTC from web -
feet are just dicks for your legs
Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:56:07 UTC from web-
@tiff why this
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@ceruleanspark when you really think about it...
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Dude this is amazing PMV! https://youtu.be/LygJTmEjesY !music
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 05:00:06 UTC from web -
Today was this sites birthday apparently. Certainly I just got billed for the domain name.
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 21:05:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark is the show over
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@awl If you ask the alt-right it is.
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I was thinking about Hellshake Yano
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:07:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Is... is that a dessert?
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http://pny.lv/2w0yl This is that guy you homos love right
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 16:04:54 UTC from web -
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 00:34:06 UTC from web
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Remember kids: Death to America!
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:35:40 UTC from web -
Let’s be clear here: Monsters Inc world Goofy is just Jar Jar Binks recoloured.
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 20:40:38 UTC from web -
Remember Kevin. If you call my name, I'll come back to life
Tuesday, 13-Feb-18 18:37:20 UTC from web -
(Ponders a certain former user's possible thoughts on the matter)
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 20:13:15 UTC from web-
@scribus "The earth is flat also I should be allowed to molest whoever I want"
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:19:00 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I click on it and the timeline on that site shows porn...
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@ceruleanspark Huh. Is that a challenge?
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@ceruleanspark iitsa sparky! How ya doin?
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:04:25 UTC from web -
i have two empty PCI-express slots, what stupid retarded FrankerZ can i put in thosw
Thursday, 25-Jan-18 21:03:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation SCSI adaptor?
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@mrmattimation well... then get a bitcoin miner card and hope you get a return of investment before the bubble bursts.
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@mrmattimation Entropy card.
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I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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This sitcom is the most sitcomy sitcom I ever saw
Tuesday, 19-Dec-17 18:18:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Huh. She's somewhat plot relevant in this King novel I'm reading. What does it all mean!?
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@scribus All things serve the beam
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@ceruleanspark jet fuel dont got no bunz, hun.
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"You know Jews get welfare using all kinds of scams right, not just the Israelis. For example, Jews copyrighted the letter 'U' and make all companies with 'U' in their logo pay them millions each year." - Reddit
Thursday, 14-Dec-17 22:40:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark are these people aware that there are 10-15 million practising Jews in the world
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@awl but what are they practicing for
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@ceruleanspark i guess to fake more terrorist attacks or turininf the ‘U’ on its side to get past geniuses like this chap
