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  1. by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French

    Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web
  2. Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby

    Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web
    • Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.

      Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web
    • Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)

      Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web
      • Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!

        Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web
        • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C7zBD6g4mY

          Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web
          • But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"

            Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web
            • "I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"

              Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web
              • Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop

                Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web
              • My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work

                Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web
              • Legalise gay space weed

                Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web
                • More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.

                  Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web
                • I can't see dick underwater

                  Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:02 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
                • Nightcore Tim Buckley

                  Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web
                • Make sure to visit Ross' grave today to pay your respects. Bring flowers. And lesbian porn.

                  Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:28:47 UTC from web
                • If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday

                  Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web
                  • If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull

                    Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web
                  • Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle

                    Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web
                    • That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending

                      Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:40:33 UTC from web
                      • https://youtu.be/7AC3YVCwQKs

                        Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web
                        • This elevator is gonna be our coffin

                          Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web
                          • I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.

                            Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web
                            • BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/

                              Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web
                              • “I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”

                                Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web
                              • I'm just gonna leave this here. http://rainbowdash.net/url/857918

                                Monday, 03-Apr-17 02:06:04 UTC from web
                              • http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.

                                Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:37:12 UTC from web
                                • Nine seasons and a dipping sauce

                                  Sunday, 02-Apr-17 18:03:13 UTC from web
                                • Destiny 2: September 8th. Bernie Sanders birthday. Coincidence? I think not.

                                  Thursday, 30-Mar-17 18:42:42 UTC from web
                                  • TFW you're trying to get ready for bed but your lights need a firmware update and you can't turn them off.

                                    Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 22:13:28 UTC from web
                                  • So Rob Schrab continues his campaign of kiwiing terror on twitter

                                    Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 20:48:53 UTC from web