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(Premier Foods boardroom) Hey how about we name our tinned custard after the nectar of the gods
Saturday, 13-May-17 10:52:55 UTC from web -
Does everybody know what time it is?! https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
Friday, 12-May-17 13:00:01 UTC from web-
@scribus Well it wath your thing-thong that thtopped me thleeping
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@thelastgherkin You have a nice butt
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@scribus Nice
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Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 is based on that one episode of Futurama
Friday, 12-May-17 21:29:09 UTC from web -
Breath of the Wild has a guardian spirit named after the late Satoru Iwata and I'm not crying you're crying
Friday, 12-May-17 21:05:33 UTC from web -
I'm MC Repeat and I'm here to say / I'm MC Repeat and I'm here to say
Friday, 12-May-17 16:33:06 UTC from web -
I'm MC Gherkin and I'm here to say / I just want to sit and play Zelda all day
Friday, 12-May-17 16:32:17 UTC from web -
I can't believe it's nearly 2015
Friday, 12-May-17 13:06:18 UTC from web -
Friday, 12-May-17 09:46:59 UTC from web -
Food $20
Data $150
Rent $800
Store-brand chocolate spread $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dyingFriday, 12-May-17 09:00:05 UTC from web -
Also: best Stan Lee cameo ever
Thursday, 11-May-17 21:32:17 UTC from web -
Hey hey hey I hate baby Groot
Thursday, 11-May-17 21:14:15 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin this is a Good Opinion
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@tiffany Hey hey hey GOTGv2 was only OK
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Thursday, 11-May-17 13:41:20 UTC from web -
The most Fluffle Puffed up thing about Super Mario is when Bowser Jr says Peach is his mom and she considers it a possibility
Thursday, 11-May-17 13:37:39 UTC from web -
When it's laser time, put on the 3D shades
Thursday, 11-May-17 12:00:41 UTC from web -
Seeing Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 tonight boys! Can't wait to see what portal or suckhole they have to fight in the climax of every Marvel film
Thursday, 11-May-17 08:21:23 UTC from web -
OH MY GOD THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN THIS PONY EPISODE AND NOBODY TOLD ME
Wednesday, 10-May-17 18:00:09 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin !!!
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@scribus It turns out a giraffe is not a people
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@thelastgherkin That's specieism!
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In this episode, Fluttershy is mansplained to
Wednesday, 10-May-17 18:16:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Alternative words for "mansplained" in the ponyverse: expstallioned to or fillybusted.
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I know a lot of people like to talk kiwi about Twilight
"Oh, she's a mango alicorn"
"she's social inept who for some reason became the magical avatar of [giving a mango about other people's feelings]"
But I'll say this:
In when that whole "Taking Flurry-Heart to a room with a highly contagious disease debacle", Flurry threw a gigantic tamper tantrum (as I'm sure you are aware)
When this happened Twilight, and I want you to take notice of this: DEALT WITH THE PROBLEM LIKE A SANE PERSON by talking to her.
Last time in MLP that there were 2 alicorns in a room and one of them threw a FrankerZing magic-powered-hissy-fit SHE GOT SENT TO THE MOON FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
so, yeah,
Twilight > CelestiaWednesday, 10-May-17 05:46:36 UTC from web-
@zennx Celestia imprisoned a dangerous apocalyptic force and arranged for a 1000-year long game to destroy it by harnessing the most powerful magic in Equestria and ensuring this magical protection for the years to come
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@thelastgherkin that baby had enough magical power as a newborn to blast a hole, vertically, through a giant building, BY SNEEZING .
and even after having been magically restrained had enough power to place and entire room on magical suspension while keeping herself in a magic dome.
Meanwhile NMM's powers range from Illusions to putting a prick in a manticore's paw, and your average "generic magic beam", that can't even pierce walls.
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if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No part of this doesn't read like My Immortal
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@tiffany Stop flaming ok!111111
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@thelastgherkin Honey, help, I'm flaming!
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Thanks Gherkin
Tuesday, 09-May-17 20:16:44 UTC from web -
Officially and tentatively announcing that I'm dipping my toes back into writing. I figure there's a market for 50% cyberpunk / 50% urban fantasy / 50% fur batcavery, don't you all?
Tuesday, 09-May-17 19:53:18 UTC from web-
@scribus ............... furban fantasy
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All five tweets by my latest twitter follower http://rainbowdash.net/url/858901
Tuesday, 09-May-17 08:28:57 UTC from web -
Join RDN Gold now for the added benefit of automatically replying "First!" to every new conversation
Monday, 08-May-17 15:04:13 UTC from web -
Why do people say "my lady wife" but not "my man husband"?
Monday, 08-May-17 14:52:51 UTC from web-
Why don't people say "my man wife" or "my lady husband"
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@thelastgherkin Do people say "my lord husband?"
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Monday, 08-May-17 09:24:13 UTC from web -
Happy birthday @thelastgherkin
Saturday, 06-May-17 16:27:40 UTC from web-
@awl Thanks guy!
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Happy birthday to me, Gherkin!
Saturday, 06-May-17 08:24:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin thanks
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@thelastgherkin And here's to a good year!
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@scribus Thank you!
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Only 90s kids will get this http://rainbowdash.net/url/858879
Sunday, 07-May-17 21:17:21 UTC from web -
tonight i found a tumblr blog that is mostly pictures of steven universe characters breastfeeding @tiffany
Saturday, 06-May-17 06:53:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Breastfeeding Tiffany, or breastfeeding FAO Tiffany?
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@mrmattimation my passion
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Somebody say Pokémon boobs? http://rainbowdash.net/url/858853
Friday, 05-May-17 16:46:20 UTC from web
