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Wednesday, 04-Jan-17 21:59:40 UTC from web
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Wednesday, 04-Jan-17 16:20:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark TFW the admin account becomes a spam account
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I must admit I'm not really sure why there's so much interest in whether or not RDN federates properly considering the general opinion of RDN and its users amongst the other instances appears to be fairly similar to something you'd scrape off the bottom of your shoe.
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 23:38:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark We're all stale memes to them, the fresh new memes
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@ceruleanspark it's because we have nerthos
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@ceruleanspark Wasn't it you who expressed a concern about not being federated?
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It's the nutshack
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 22:33:20 UTC from web -
The best part of the Two Best Friends Play of Metal Gear Rising is their response to Senator Armstrong. "I bet a bunch of sad dumb nerds are gonna be like I'D VOTE FOR HIM".
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 21:23:44 UTC from web -
How about we go sleak and modern and just call it "Network"
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 20:07:50 UTC from web- Scribus repeated this.
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@actualrudolph Ntwrk
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@ceruleanspark Spoken in a sultry whisper by a nude Brazilian.
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Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 18:52:28 UTC from web -
At what point do you think Trump's supporters will realize their boycotts aren't doing and won't do jack
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 18:33:02 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Literally never, for the same reason no other boycotter on any side of the political spectrum ever notices: They surround themselves with people who only echo their own views
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How about "Fewer Leaks than Cartoon Network"
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 18:13:45 UTC from web -
irate gamer vs. angry video game nerd who wins
Monday, 02-Jan-17 03:06:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation gaijin goomba
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School can be a traumatic experience for some children, especially one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as @tiffany
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 19:40:43 UTC from web- orungano and takeshitakenji like this.
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@ceruleanspark blow me
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@tiffany Later
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i bet whoever started the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" meme kinda wishes they hadn't now
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 04:45:25 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Cruz already killed them.
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@mrmattimation Ｙｏｕ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｈａｖｅ ｃｌａｐｐｅｄ ｆｏｒ Ｊｅｂ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｈａｄ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｎｃｅ
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I don't know what Snow Halation is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 13:36:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Snow halation is love and snow halation is life
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@ceruleanspark A love live song. Mushi can probably tell you all about it.
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Yiff on the Cliff
Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 03:46:51 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark you're the one who told me about it like 3 years ago
Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 01:09:18 UTC from web-
@rarity When you're literally Cyril Sneer the concept of generosity is in itself inherently suspicious
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@ceruleanspark now that is a dank batcaveing reference
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@rarity probably. I need to stop telling people about things like that so I can establish a control for whether or not my childhood memories actually happened the way I think they did.
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The kiwipost is the mitochondria of the website
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 20:47:20 UTC from web -
who made this page http://rainbowdash.net/url/855526
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 20:06:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation a pathogen is a virus,bacteria,prion,or fungi
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2016 only every time a celebrity dies I drink faster.
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 19:19:10 UTC from web-
@adiwan If it could hit Donald Trump and Nigel Farrage that'd be great
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@ceruleanspark glad to see I'm not the only one thinking the political side hasn't had enough reports of deaths this year
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@ceruleanspark 2016 only every time a celebrity dies the next one dies faster
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Rainbow Dash Network only every time someone says they'll do group art for the site they vanish forever
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 17:51:19 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Let us not forget the true meaning of christmas: The birth of our lord and saviour, Little King John https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 11:16:30 UTC from web- archaeme likes this.
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As a top 500 straight male
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 00:53:15 UTC from web -
This is now a high quality rip based statusnet instance
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 00:43:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Where?
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@ceruleanspark gRand Dad Network
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@takecherryakenji https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/mute-city-hq-ft-wobble-the-fans-solid-strgg-toonlink-blue-fairy-trivial171-vince94-skopioxv2-megamanlego-king-peacock-roy-wolfman1405-sonicheroesfan1-twinkie-pie-half-pixel-crystalforce-and-mario
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I can't believe Tracer killed all the straight people
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:54:34 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Never trust the cute homos.
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@nerthos sometimes I can still hear their voices
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@ceruleanspark *spooks from the beyond*
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"Traits: Gay, Pyromaniac, Trigger Happy" OH BOY THIS COLONY IS GONNA GO GREAT.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 18:16:51 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Sounds like you
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Rainbow Dash Network: 5 years a cuck.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 17:33:47 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark what did u just call me
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And..uh, I got some weird results that seemed to think that at least, at some time, I was your dad
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 16:40:44 UTC from web -
A cuck walks up to a lemonade stand
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 15:02:37 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@tiffany Why would a cuck say that?
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@ceruleanspark Because of the things lately like Trump saying the theatre should be a safe space and the boycottings and stuff. I thought it had become a sort of meme by this point but maybe just in my head
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@ceruleanspark It fits in place of "got any grapes." What about "Hey! ... grab her right by the grape!"?
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90s Friends: Joey reads a book
00s Friends: Joey has his foreskin recreated out of puttyTuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:53:18 UTC from web-
@tiffany She also offered him a variety of meats
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@ceruleanspark The most uncomfortable part was the amount of toothpicks involved
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These are the 90s references you came for
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:52:03 UTC from web -
gonna read The Shining just to Fluffle Puff with myself
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:42:15 UTC from web-
@tiffany Well, if you get scared you can always put it in your fridge.
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@ceruleanspark and read Little Women instead
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