Notices by Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony), page 15

  1. @drinkingpony Also I think I can always re-muddy the issue back to its original topic using... Well... Porn actually.

    How do you know your favorite 3D goggle porn feauting that woman you really like does not either have proportionate dwarfism and really small boobs or proportionate gigantism and really big boobs ?

    Yeah, you need 3D boobs for that... I meant vision...

    Thursday, 12-Sep-19 23:45:46 UTC from web in context
  2. @scribus Nonono. Our brain just gets 2 images, both 2d, together with the information of how much the iris has to focus, that gives our brain the illusion that something is far away or near ( because you combine it with knowledge of how things usually are. Which can really work to your detriment in things like http://rainbowdash.net/url/875173 or https://youtu.be/A4QcyW-qTUg?t=31 )

    Optical tricks were actually used in Lord of the Rings quite a bit so they wouldn't have to make use of vertically challenged people much.

    But... That is not 3D ! That is just using 2D information filtered through both memories and something you could phraise as 'biological trigonometry'

    3D vision would actually be something like looking around a tree, while not moving your head.

    So some would call what we have to be 2,5 D ( since we can sense distance with 2D input ). However then video games raise their head and go "EXCUSE ME !!! I am 2,5 D !!!" and muddy the whole issue.

    Thursday, 12-Sep-19 23:43:59 UTC from web in context
  3. @scribus But you do not get 3D with 2 camera's ?

    Or 4 for that matter, or whatever other number you throw at it. As long as they are side by side on the same flat surface, it will never capture 3D.

    Thursday, 12-Sep-19 21:32:56 UTC from web in context
  4. How to explain a basic biology principle to a millennial : [ image ]

    It actually worked... **actual facepalm**

    "So is Apple going to have 4 camera's in 2 stages ?"

    **internal screaming** http://rainbowdash.net/url/875172

    Thursday, 12-Sep-19 19:12:09 UTC from web in context
  5. @mrmattimation Pretty sure you could leave abridged versions like that and "Well, we won our independence from Great Britain by refusing to pay taxes and throw their tea into the sea" to unsavory types like Alex Jones.

    Wednesday, 11-Sep-19 23:14:29 UTC from web in context
  6. @mrmattimation And here I was thinking that I kinda might be a stone cold bastard for saying that 9/11 is only of importance if you are American ( or knew someone close to you whom died that day )

    But here you are, turning that dial to 11.

    Do I even dare to guess on what American Federal Holiday you would the same logic of [> Do whatever you gotta do. But everyone else moved on <] on and axe ?

    Wednesday, 11-Sep-19 23:10:30 UTC from web in context
  7. @adiwan Hmm, now that is not always true.

    Sometimes you just receive NOTHING.

    Wednesday, 11-Sep-19 22:52:40 UTC from web in context
  8. Oh wow you can get a 3D printer for less than 100 Euro now.

    ( 4 minutes later ) Oh... https://youtu.be/3ViN6ajW9Eg ... sad

    I do not know what I was expecting.

    Wednesday, 11-Sep-19 17:23:44 UTC from web in context
  9. @scribus "Give me what we want or else it gets the hose again" - [ Mark Zuckerberg Cranial Hive # ( lower America region, I think ).

    Well, at least in my headcanon

    Tuesday, 10-Sep-19 15:18:06 UTC from web in context
  10. @scribus Suspicious ? of waffles ?

    Wait a minute, there was supposed to be a waffle there, now there are 4 "?" 's

    Unicode 12 is a lie... Though it probably would have worked better if I posted Pie instead of Waffle

    Tuesday, 10-Sep-19 00:37:27 UTC from web in context
  11. @scribus There will ALWAYS be some sort of instance, whether a human, a corporation, or a god, that goes : Hey lets improve or that standard.

    But a LOT of the times, they are just nuisances.

    Sunday, 08-Sep-19 22:55:27 UTC from web in context
  12. I have to try something.

    ????

    If you can not see it then

    A : You are one

    B : Whatever thing you use to view this does not support Unicode 12

    Sunday, 08-Sep-19 19:17:33 UTC from web in context
  13. So it is about 04:00 local time...

    I just woke up ALL of the sleeping crew because I got into a laugh-stupor because this one series, movies, games, & story critic said the following words

    "And all Sansa had to do for it was to stand around like a diuretic giraffe"

    http://rainbowdash.net/url/875159

    Still definatly my most favorite thing to watch and/or listen to when on a night shift.

    Please do not watch unless if you know that this youtuber is intentionally trying to be funny by cursing in a weird way; are offended by heavy & weird usage of vocabulary; can not handle extreme uses of the F word, C word, D word, N word, A word, B word & A-Z word; are pregnant; are easily offended; still have not watched Game of Thrones S8E5 and are planning to do so; or if 220 minute long video's about an episode that does in no way be THAT long scare you... Long Man Bad !

    Sunday, 08-Sep-19 02:30:07 UTC from web
  14. I had an awesome dream. It involves riding on a godzilla's back and knocking UFO's back into orbit, untill I found a minigun on his back, and it became easy mode.

    Then I woke up because someone was drilling a hole.

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTZZZzssss

    Saturday, 07-Sep-19 10:41:32 UTC from web
  15. @scribus Yeah but isn't Trump pretty much a self furfilling prophecy at this point ?

    Heck, make a newspaper thingie about spins the wheel of places and spins the wheel of things

    "Trump misspeaks and calls [Holland] [cheese]-country by accident."

    Friday, 06-Sep-19 23:17:49 UTC from web in context
  16. @adiwan "This thing is ultra light. The cable will drag it wherever it wants."

    Blasphemy, All cables must adhere to the power and will of the allmighty Ducttape/Ziptie/Velcro.

    Also I think I can recommend putting an extention cable into the mini HDMI thing before you put in an adapter, that will probably extend its lifespan near infinitely.

    Friday, 06-Sep-19 17:14:12 UTC from web in context
  17. @scribus The 1973 Westworld and the 2016 Westworld have nothing in common.

    Well, except for maybe the six-shooter.

    the 2016 version is kind of about ( and I am going to banana off everyone who really knows what it is about ) some theme park where you get to live out your wildest dreams within a few set parameters, such as the wild west. Which is fine and dandy untill some people start to do some less than conventional things to the droids that are supposed to live there.

    I guess that means someone wants to rob trains and shoot people.

    Then the droids thing themselves become a plot point somehow, so I guess they get their memories tangled up or some other super AI doomsday scenario.

    Friday, 06-Sep-19 17:11:35 UTC from web in context
  18. Westworld has been de-recommended to me for : Blowing all of their creative load in the first season and making a mockery of established characters where they either need to suddenly be super smart or super dumb depending on deus-ex-machina levels of "FCKRLLY?"

    Well, the more you know. If someone disagrees, let me know, because it was on my backlog.

    Friday, 06-Sep-19 15:37:17 UTC from web in context
  19. @adiwan Hey that is awesome. Are you going to montage it behind your console-tv or something ?

    Friday, 06-Sep-19 15:32:18 UTC from web in context
  20. Nickname can not be less than 3 characters long, what is this ? I am trying to make a post.

    Friday, 06-Sep-19 14:57:46 UTC from web
  21. @adiwan Customs, one of the many things that are similar enough in every country to the point where you can feel free to hate them and what they stand for BEFORE learning their name in native-speak.

    So what do they hold ransom ? I think I wanna guess stuff that they think can be drone parts.

    Friday, 06-Sep-19 14:46:10 UTC from web in context
  22. @drinkingpony Oh yeah, I guess this headcanon makes My Little Pony and Gumball and Rick&Morty all anime... Dangit...

    Thursday, 05-Sep-19 23:28:35 UTC from web in context
  23. "I think I solved the problem of people not watching enough cartoons and watching too much anime" someone over at Netflix said.

    "We'll just call EVERYTHING anime that is even remotely animated"

    Then Netflix got an angry phone call by someone from Cartoon Network.

    "Stop stealing our idea's !" and the phone was violently hung up...

    Thursday, 05-Sep-19 23:27:39 UTC from web in context
  24. @scribus Obviously. I mean, ever drank Indian Pale Ale ?

    Thursday, 05-Sep-19 23:25:34 UTC from web in context
  25. @mrmattimation The amount of either deep Nintendo lore or meme knowledge that is a prerequisite to understand that joke is though the roof.

    I mean, "I get it, good comic :D"

    Thursday, 05-Sep-19 21:00:53 UTC from web in context
  26. Go home google adsense, you are drunk. I do not even speak German. At least not any better than a 4 year old

    Oh great, now I remember Jay Exci talking about why the game is so trash http://rainbowdash.net/url/875148

    Mostly because... it is, and then this happened to it https://youtu.be/pc70Y3odAvk

    Trust me it is about 20 minutes in total to watch and I highly recommend it if you EVER saw that episode and thought anything other than "AHHH ! ADVERTISEMENTS ! GET THE CLEANSINGPOWDER !!" http://rainbowdash.net/url/875150

    Thursday, 05-Sep-19 13:24:49 UTC from web
  27. @adiwan Come on everypony smile smile smile http://rainbowdash.net/url/875147

    Thursday, 05-Sep-19 13:07:05 UTC from web in context
  28. @adiwan Cherish the memories. Live life to the fullest. Try to do as many of the things you like to do in life.

    Unless if the last episode was actually extremely crappy like the miniscule amount of spoiler I read before I knew what it was about. In that case add "rewatch season 1" and "I reject your reality and substitute my own" and other Pinkie Pie Wisdomz

    Thursday, 05-Sep-19 09:42:54 UTC from web in context
  29. @adiwan There is no way I can ask this without sounding like a complete dingus. So I am not even going to pretend not to sound like one.


    What did you expect ?

    Wednesday, 04-Sep-19 10:04:58 UTC from web in context
  30. I feel that chronologically we are at the peak maximum time where most people will not understand the "BoNeStOrM !!!" or "You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave... and the true meaning of fear." or even "Good news, everyone! I think I perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!". But actually we are at the maximum times between "Mortal insects! You dare trespass into my domain? Your arrogance will be purged in living flame!" oh and also "I AM DEATHWING, THE DESTROYER, THE END OF ALL THINGS, INEVITABLE, INDOMITABLE; I AM THE CATACLYSM!" I guess.

    Classic WoW is really toying around with my passage of time. Since it should be OBVIOUS that outside of Illidan himself not one boss is remembered or in the meme-lexicanum anymore. Well maybe except for Bloodlord Mandokir since he actually screams "DING !" as he levels up.

    ... I just scratched open some REALLY old painfull memories... Ding !

    Tuesday, 03-Sep-19 10:04:25 UTC from web