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Fickle Friends — You Are Someone Else / ALBUM REVIEW tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/25/fickle-friends-you-are-someone-else-album-review/
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 18:01:40 UTC from web -
Stormy Daniels, for the love of god, if that sex tape you recorded with Trump does indeed exist, please do not release it, I do not want to see it
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 06:34:46 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Think of it like Family Guy - you don't HAVE to watch it.
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@mrmattimation I absolutely do want to watch it
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feet are just dicks for your legs
Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:56:07 UTC from web-
@tiff why this
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@ceruleanspark when you really think about it...
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it's extremely easy to make someone with extreme right views look stupid. all you had to do was leave Milo alone for 15 minutes and he just straight-up admitted to wanting to cherry children. it's THAT simple.
Friday, 23-Mar-18 20:35:04 UTC from web-
@tiff there was a plethora of examples before that one, but yes that’s a rather shiny one. The “no such thing as bad publicity” addage rings true even if the publiicity is in the extreme.
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the count dankula situation is so frustrating. 1) obviously locking someone up for a (bad) online joke is ridiculous. 2) it makes the side of the person you're trying to tear down look far better than you
Friday, 23-Mar-18 20:34:11 UTC from web -
i've lost a lot of blood over the past week and i'm pretty sure i'm due to faint any day now
Thursday, 22-Mar-18 19:53:38 UTC from web -
how come there's peacocks in the front yard?
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 23:39:57 UTC from web -
What a week!
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 22:09:55 UTC from web -
guess who just called things off with the girl he's been working towards going out with for several years
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 22:09:48 UTC from web -
seems my replies tab stepped on a bug
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 19:00:00 UTC from web -
saw someone jump off a car park roof yesterday and at the risk of sounding callous that's a huge grapeing mood
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 17:34:57 UTC from web-
@awl it's a completely public space and i can only assume an individual could get up there for free without hassle
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somebody kill me where i Fluffle Puffing stand because nothing on this stupid planet is worth being alive for
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 17:30:13 UTC from web-
@tiff Hey! We'll have none of that! You think that your the only one with problems? There is no such thing as can't, and quitting is a really applety, and cowardly way to go. Buck the apple up! Soldier.
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me: [makes significant progress with my long-time crush over the course of a year]
my brain: yeah i've come to the conclusion that you don't ever actually want to be in a relationshipWednesday, 21-Mar-18 17:29:47 UTC from web -
I will say that the sloth scenes were bad and Clawhauser is overrated
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 14:53:50 UTC from web-
@tiff Yeah that's the sound
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@ceruleanspark Obnoxygen
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It's kinda funny
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@scribus just realised I can feel my asshole. Like, legally. Apparently this was an ability he shared with most angles and curves
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The Decemberists — I'll Be Your Girl / ALBUM REVIEW https://tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/19/the-decemberists-ill-be-your-girl-album-review/
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Man, Stefan Karl's cancer is back, and it's inoperable this time :(
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before I get out, I'll put cancer in the water
Friday, 16-Mar-18 18:07:49 UTC from web -
i hate making eye contact and everyone hates me so it would explain a lot if i had ASD
Thursday, 15-Mar-18 22:29:59 UTC from web -
sometimes i wonder if i might be on the spectrum. not that it actually matters at this point, it's mostly a point of curiosity for me now since I, obviously, turned out fine without any special help or anything like that, but do they test for that in adults, or is that something you pretty much have to be diagnosed with as a child?
Thursday, 15-Mar-18 18:10:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation anytime if you show enough signs. They have basicly a point system and if you get enough points you are considered a certian severity. So it kinda seems down to the docotor to say yes or no. I'm sure there are high end tests like ct scans or some papaya but no way you can just ask to take those haha. I went a couple times over my life to see any type of developmental or mental disorder and I always get the "You're odd, but don't fall under any category". http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870471
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@mrmattimation i think about this a lot too
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as i get older, my balls fall lower. this, of course, doesn't let me kiwi any faster, because my balls are farther away from my papaya.
Tuesday, 13-Mar-18 17:44:37 UTC from web -
unhappy
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 22:11:46 UTC from web -
My job involves me dealing with millions of pounds worth of properties and livelihoods and I don't put the appropriate amount of care into it
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:31:41 UTC from web -
keep almost oversharing and deleting lol
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:27:16 UTC from web -
Imagine having a job that pays you extremely well, where you get to work with great people and half the time can get away with doing no work. Imagine actually having a chance with your crush of several years. Imagine having so many friends that you're never bored or lonely. Imagine discovering the passion that you've been searching for your entire life. Imagine being me and having the audacity to reject all of the above
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:12:41 UTC from web -
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I wish I had a worse job and less people who cared about me
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:03:35 UTC from web -
Everything in my life is going perfectly and I hate it
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 23:59:21 UTC from web -
Independent from the meme, 22 Short Films About Springfield is one of the greatest episodes of the Simpsons ever
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 13:55:42 UTC from web-
@tiff oh hell yes it is. Even the Pulp Fiction nodding-to was funny. Donuts, I got donuts, I—hey, I know you
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I'm a bad guy
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 12:23:06 UTC from web
