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  1. talking kiwi on a Disney movie gets you ratio’d harder than saying something racist

    Saturday, 14-May-22 00:40:37 UTC from web
  2. I'm new here! I'm very excited :)

    Thursday, 12-May-22 21:16:14 UTC from web
  3. My store was fully stocked on baby formula until the news started saying we were running out of baby formula. Now we’re running out of baby formula because people think we’re running out of baby formula and they’re coming in to buy as much as they can. Completely manufactured panic.

    Thursday, 12-May-22 14:35:21 UTC from web
  4. Avatar is the least-exciting hyped movie I can remember. Everybody praises the 3D viewing experience but I think the use of 3D is only so good because all other 3D movies did it wrong in a way or another. Story-wise it's a dud in my opinion. The plot is as transparent as the main protagonist is flat and uninteresting.

    Tuesday, 10-May-22 04:44:44 UTC from web
  5. That’s what I remember

    Monday, 09-May-22 16:56:08 UTC from web
  6. Really think Adam Sandler shoulda been the next Doctor. Doctor Jew.

    Sunday, 08-May-22 16:30:04 UTC from web
  7. @zeldatra Were you looking for some kind of lost Sims 2 thing? https://simworld.neocities.org/frontpage.html

    Saturday, 07-May-22 00:40:26 UTC from web
  8. i go to watch Sonic 2 and when i get back i learn I've missed a prominent Republican Congressman getting his gay sex tape leaked, then him claiming that the gay sex in the gay sex tape was simply a prank and there was nothing gay or sexual about it.

    Thursday, 05-May-22 00:42:28 UTC from web
  9. Really very strange that in England you’re required to take your pants off while security points and laughs at the grocery store. I get enough of that from American women.

    Friday, 22-Apr-22 20:32:01 UTC from web
  10. Who is paying to keep this site running and more importantly who is paying for that person’s mental healthcare

    Thursday, 14-Apr-22 19:49:32 UTC from web
  11. it is kind of a long shot, but are any of you nerds good with that Julia programing language?

    Wednesday, 30-Mar-22 14:17:33 UTC from web
  12. is anyone here around 14-17? i need new friends

    Thursday, 31-Mar-22 21:11:36 UTC from web
  13. Got today my first scammer on my company phone. They spoofed a local phone number (probably a SIP gate) and called probably from India, as the caller had an Indian accent and spoke English. They said they were from Microsoft and my computer had a "problem". I didn't hesitate very long and hung up. It'd be funny to waste their time but it's also my time too that would have been wasted.

    Friday, 01-Apr-22 12:14:25 UTC from web
  14. Now, I, fully vaccinated AND having caught the virus, personally am proceeding through life as I did prior to the pandemic, with the exception that I wear a mask to work and in crowded places still, but the idea that there should be zero precautions taken whatsoever and people just shouldn’t care about it anymore is frankly incredibly shortsighted.

    Thursday, 31-Mar-22 17:02:34 UTC from web
  15. Just like Lindsay Graham is TOTALLY straight and TOTALLY doesn’t take cock like a champ.

    Thursday, 31-Mar-22 22:01:50 UTC from web
  16. Microchips in the vaccines Morty

    Thursday, 31-Mar-22 15:58:59 UTC from web
  17. Saying Covid is over is not the same as Covid being actually over. Ignoring facts doesn't help. It makes things worse. I'm disgusted.

    Thursday, 31-Mar-22 07:26:25 UTC from web
  18. going to BABScon. I havent bought my plane tix but I have my admission and a room mate that is available to bunk with me. Money's real tight due to university expenses, but I really want to make it work.

    Wednesday, 30-Mar-22 08:47:07 UTC from web
  19. if I was Chris Rock I literally would have died tonight cos I’d have kept making jokes about Will’s wife after that punch

    Monday, 28-Mar-22 03:38:41 UTC from web
  20. Are there bars in airports? I’m flying to England in a couple of weeks and I just realized my return trip has a four hour layover in Lisbon. The Potato Knishes am I gonna do in Portugal for four hours?

    Sunday, 27-Mar-22 15:06:44 UTC from web
  21. The stylistic influence that Edd Gould’s animation had on my work is obvious. Although I’ve tried, in recent years, to downplay it, I think it’s impossible to really deny just how influential Eddsworld was to me. I wonder a lot if what I’m doing meets the standard that his work sets. Am I using that influence to carry on his legacy? Or am I doing him a disservice, like robbing his grave and stripping him of what made him so highly regarded in an attempt to further my own career? Am I a representative of the generation he inspired, a piece of the future, or am I merely a phony, a copycat who clings to the past? These thoughts go through my head a lot. I still wish he’d been around to see it. His death inspired me to take animation seriously as an art form, but the truth is that I’d trade that all away, because I don’t think my presence in this game comes anywhere close to making up for what was lost ten years ago.

    Friday, 25-Mar-22 22:01:39 UTC from web
    • @zeldatra I mean, like, EVERY puppet* is a Henson-style hand-and-rod all-but Muppet these days, you know? Influence is just one of those things. Some algorithm online keeps telling me I write almost exactly like Stephen King, and I barely read any of his work! I uh... don't know if I got a POINT to that tangent, but. . . .

      Friday, 25-Mar-22 23:45:34 UTC in context
  22. OK wow. When I was 16 I slipped on a brick wall, fell, and tore a hole in my left shin. I have a distinct scar for as long as I have my leg beneath the knee. Today, my Dad slipped while cleaning the pool. Tearing up his left shin. Back in the 90s, he patched me up and rushed me to urgent care. Today, I was able to repay him in an oddly specific repeat O___O

    Saturday, 19-Mar-22 22:34:43 UTC from web
  23. i made this car in 2016, when I was 19. This is the first time the badging - a very mature nazi joke, poking fun at Mercedes-Benz' origins as a manufacturer - appears on screen. Going back and forth on whether or not I want to retexture it to remove that. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876094

    Friday, 18-Mar-22 02:06:51 UTC from web
  24. Germany has a toilet-paper-shortage-like event. People buy cooking oil and flour like crazy. Firstly it's because of fear that there will be a shortage as Russia was a big supplier of those and secondly some of these are used for donations for Ukraine. I'm just glad I already had sufficient cooking oil before that.

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-22 06:14:36 UTC from web
  25. That relatable moment when you have to spend 40 minutes on the phone with Western Union because one of your customers is a Russian national on an international sanctions list sending money to saboteurs in Ukraine

    Tuesday, 08-Mar-22 19:05:39 UTC from web
  26. are alt-right furries aware they’ll be the first ones in the gulag

    Tuesday, 08-Mar-22 00:57:16 UTC from web
  27. like, right ther other day some pople on FB were saying they were suprised at my age because they thought i was 17. what is even wrong about those people

    Thursday, 03-Mar-22 21:52:57 UTC from web
  28. Putin or more like Poo-Teen

    Wednesday, 02-Mar-22 05:58:01 UTC from web
  29. gonna use Australia instead, what the Potato Knishes are they gonna do about it

    Saturday, 26-Feb-22 07:46:19 UTC from web
    • @zeldatra Better hope the Emus don't rise again

      Sunday, 27-Feb-22 02:47:52 UTC in context
    • @scribus the big disincentive to using Australia now, besides the emu uprising, is that it ruins a joke in Swole Foods. One script has a borderline senile old man recounting a battle he fought in Australia; with his senility being the joke. But then a script that’s placed later in the timeline has a character who works for the government mention the same event, making it more credible; a third script then finally reveals that in this universe, NATO fought an atomic war against Australia. I might just generically say “a country in the East” or something like that instead.

      Sunday, 27-Feb-22 07:42:34 UTC in context
  30. my tinder got considerably more traffic after I put “blocked by Virginia GOP on twitter” in my bio

    Thursday, 24-Feb-22 03:25:48 UTC from web