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Rip rips
Saturday, 01-Oct-16 17:49:26 UTC from web -
i wonder if my cat understands me when i tell him i'm going to punt him across a football field
Saturday, 01-Oct-16 01:25:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation my dog understood if I told her I was gonna slap her across space
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i would get brain surgery specifically so i could re-experience hearing to the blade for the first time
Friday, 30-Sep-16 23:50:49 UTC from web-
@stumperman god bless you potion seller
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@tiffany Alchemy is the kiwi bro
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@stumperman give me your strongest potions
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moonman
Friday, 30-Sep-16 21:38:05 UTC from web-
@stumperman the world can be space space space space
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@tiffany space space spcae
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coming up with bullgrape equations is harder than i thought
Friday, 30-Sep-16 20:11:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Lemme send you some quaternion rotation functions when I get home and you can fill up a whole blackboard with them
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And before anyone asks, the secretary was the one who changed the topic to horse porn, not me
Friday, 30-Sep-16 17:22:42 UTC from web-
@redenchilada your workplace scares me sometimes
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@redenchilada We just make small jokes with a small group of friends
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I'm not exaggerating either. He pulled it up on his phone and showed it to the office
Friday, 30-Sep-16 17:06:23 UTC from web-
@adiwan There's no such thing as NSFW here
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@redenchilada And then you all did it
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@thelastgherkin We followed the topic change, yes
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Just in case you guys were curious, my boss started a discussion about horse porn at work today
Friday, 30-Sep-16 17:05:19 UTC from web -
!freegaming It would be cool if #OpenTyrian had a libre replacement for the #Tyrian data.
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@taknamay Be the change you want to see in the world
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holy FrankerZ mario calm down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5j6l9ULxmI
Friday, 30-Sep-16 15:34:03 UTC from web-
@stumperman Mario was doing the Crazy Frog
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Friday, 30-Sep-16 01:35:36 UTC from web
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spoopy skeletons
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 03:43:59 UTC from web-
@nerthos is that my dad
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@stumperman A plastic doppelgänger of him
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@nerthos dang that's pretty good, I gotta find my real skeleton dad
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Okay I should actually make the long awaited sequel to 2spooky4me
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 00:38:11 UTC from web -
Y E BETTER BE PREPARED. THE SKELETON WAR IS COMING GRAB YE BOOTY AND GET READY TO FIGHT
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 00:37:45 UTC from web -
(And while we're at it, it'd also be nice if said painting subscriptions would stop coming off of my card so I don't have to keep track of what I'm owed for all those charges)
Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 04:01:56 UTC from web -
You know, although it bugs me a little bit when my parents ask me for money, I'd rather them do that than be taking cold showers because someone was too busy blowing money on painting tutorial subscriptions and $70/week recipe deliveries to cover the gas bill
Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 04:00:35 UTC from web -
What's it like to communicate with the rest of the fediverse
Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 02:22:59 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Same as communicating with people here back in the day but with lolis instead of horse porn.
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never quit smoking for anyone. People may leave you, but the cancer will stay with you untill the end
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 23:46:26 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) repeated this.
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@mushi i heard someone say "i was gonna kill myself but i couldnt do it so i started smoking instead" once
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@mushi That is a lie, my mother is responding well to chemotherapy and the doctor said the tumors are, his words, "almost gone."
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http://pny.lv/0v4g1 I got 5 EXes in four packs today
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 23:41:12 UTC from web-
@redenchilada i will wait untill the next gen comes before i try to go competitive. even because i got no money for that for now. But i'd like to have a gengar/zubat-golbat-krobat deck
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@mushi The sets just rotated and people are still learning the meta so now's a good time to get in and experiment. Or you could just play TCGO for fun lol
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@redenchilada yeah, i still got liek 36 codes to redeem on that game
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Vote damage control 2016
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 18:55:04 UTC from web -
Big promises, all talk
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 15:41:15 UTC from web -
Trump: "I had a horrible horrible thought about Hillary but I didn't say it so give me praise"
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 02:36:17 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) repeated this.
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What am I missing
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 01:47:32 UTC from web-
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@redenchilada i THINK it's being streamed on YouTube. It's also being streamed by all the major networks.
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Potato Knishes THIS IS MY NEW SHIRT http://www.theyetee.com/spoopyfest/detail.php?itemid=SPOOPY-pumpkinhill
Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:46:46 UTC from web-
@stumperman show me
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@tiffany The video is far beyond too good for human eyes. I can provide this http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/851289
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@stumperman bless you
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Wake me up
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 14:23:39 UTC from web-
@redenchilada but setember is not over yet
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@mushi I was expecting one of two songs and you picked the third
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@redenchilada are there 3 songs about waking up? i only know 2
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please give this anti-communist comic from the 60's a read, it's really funny http://imgur.com/a/Q0ZrX
Saturday, 24-Sep-16 23:47:58 UTC from web-
@rarity Ok, I was just trying to figure out if there was another bit about it I wasn't getting
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@rarity Now the blatant BS is just angering me. Citations, damn you propagandists! Citations!!
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@rarity "famous last words; there were many free-thinking[sic]..." Boy what would this sound like today.
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How does one do things
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 00:14:27 UTC from web-
@stumperman buy them dinner first
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Guess whose dumb ass bought a MacBook Pro because he's sick of open source halfassery and won't put up with Windows!? Give you a hint, IT WAS ME!! #zeroselfcontrol
Saturday, 24-Sep-16 21:31:29 UTC from web-
@scribus I can understand your feelings. Sometimes Linux is a great pain in the ass and Windows is a maintenance nightmare (software updates and system updates). I'd like to test MacOS but even an old Mac is quite expensive. I'm curious to know how they operate and fell in a daily use but I'm not 500€ curious.
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@adiwan I'd used them for eight years at the PennySaver, so I was already pretty familiar with their day-to-day foibles. In a perfect world, I'd be able to get a workstation-quality laptop with a stable operating system of my choice without having to go "premium," but what're you gonna do?
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this is where i make potato knishes
Saturday, 24-Sep-16 02:03:54 UTC from web
