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Hey if you ever hear anyone complain about how self-checkout machines at grocery stores are “killing jobs”, just know that they’re talking completely from their asses and have no idea what they’re saying. Similarly, if you grab a bunch of items from the shelf and bring them to my desk to inform me what you would have bought from me if I wasn’t “killing jobs” (me, personally?), just know that your political statement is completely batbatcave and all you’ve done is make my life harder by forcing me to reshop all of your grape.
Saturday, 07-Mar-20 03:38:30 UTC from web -
Trump is looking so gray under his orange, it's almost sad to watch this ancient doddard as he drives this country into the Earth's warm crust.
Saturday, 07-Mar-20 01:16:26 UTC from web-
@scribus I remember being shocked having seen a picture of him after he’d been in office a few months. He looked like he wanted to die. He’s a lot better at hiding it now but it’s super clear he’s not much longer for this earth. I genuinely believe if he’s re-elected we’ll be having a state funeral for him before his second term is up.
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Papa Spraytan literally blames Obama for the coronavirus. It's not like he likes the former president or anything, baka...
Friday, 06-Mar-20 18:02:12 UTC from web-
@scribus Obama didn’t blame Bush for this long and in that case Bush really did cause a lot of his problems.
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i got home from work today, sat down at my desk to work on this cartoon, then literally fell asleep in my chair watching aqua teen hunger force for about two hours
Friday, 06-Mar-20 08:24:29 UTC from web -
In more ways than one... http://rainbowdash.net/url/875457
Thursday, 05-Mar-20 16:38:50 UTC from web -
massacring all of Blackwater in Red Dead Online gets you a neat $5 bounty
Thursday, 05-Mar-20 08:05:34 UTC from web -
cast my vote for sanders today, even though i really wanted to vote for warren, so i was pretty glad when virginia was declared almost immediately and my vote didn't matter at all
Wednesday, 04-Mar-20 05:29:21 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I hear the whole thing has been a stunning win for mediocrity overall
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@scribus and, if you listen to people on Twitter, the end of the world. IMO Biden over performed well enough in Bernie-friendly states that “electability” is waaaay less of a concern to me now.
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@mrmattimation I believe I may be done with Twitter for life at this point
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the ultimate goal is to speed up my turnaround on projects of all scopes and i think I'm pretty close to achieving that.
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:15:59 UTC from web -
it's really dumb and really dry but i'm just trying to put stuff out to get myself back into the habit of actually making stuff.
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:14:10 UTC from web -
i think i'm ready to stop being a depressing lump, so i've got a new cartoon coming out this week. it's around ten minutes and it's a waaaay different style than anything i've ever done, but i made it really, really, really quick. like... i wrote it yesterday, animated a bunch of it today, and will probably have it finished by Friday. That quick. It uses limited animation, squigglevision techniques, and reused assets from an abandoned project for the background, but the thing that REALLY sped it up is that Adobe Animate has a new auto-lipsyncing tool which is actually not that great as is BUT it provides you with a really good baseline that you can tweak around and it divides the time needed for animating mouth movement into, like, tenths.
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:13:26 UTC from web -
Would I personally have said it? No, not in public, of course not, but this doesn’t take away from the fact that we have passed overwhelmingly powerful tax reforms, confirmed record numbers of federal judges, and brought the DOW up to heights previously unknown. Chuck, I may disagree with the President on whether or not we should be allowed to have slaves, but putting these disagreements aside we can get a great deal done for the American public, more than the previous twenty administrations combined.
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 03:33:21 UTC from web -
Well I don’t know about the President saying the n word on live tv Chuck, but here’s the point: the do-nothing Democrats hate this man so much, they’re not even taking the context in which he said it into account
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 03:27:13 UTC from web -
Can’t wait to go into work today and get asked a million times, “did you hear about Beth?” Yes. I heard.
Monday, 02-Mar-20 20:20:19 UTC from web -
I'm sad that I didn't get a chance to even consider Buttigieg, but I guess we still haven't had a woman president so having a gay one is asking *way* too much...
Monday, 02-Mar-20 05:04:04 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser I was never big on Buttigieg. Guy felt so disingenuous to me. Still, I am disheartened that the youngest man in the field now is 77 years old.
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@mrmattimation I was never big on Buttigieg because I never knew anything about him and don't have any reason to find out now.
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well, my dying friend is now my dead friend.
Sunday, 01-Mar-20 20:34:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation batcave, i'm so sorry
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@mrmattimation My condolences, man...
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new swole foods redesign http://rainbowdash.net/url/875452
Sunday, 01-Mar-20 01:50:54 UTC from web -
Super Tuesday is coming up and my candidate's at the bottom in polling. Sigh.
Sunday, 01-Mar-20 01:29:49 UTC from web -
I feel like even evil people can look at that guy and surmise that he's very, very, very bad at being evil and that you should probably find a more competent evil person
Saturday, 29-Feb-20 07:33:15 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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How can people continue to believe this spraypainted bunghole
Saturday, 29-Feb-20 04:05:03 UTC from web-
@scribus I listen to him speak these days and wonder just what the hell all those people are hearing, because it's not what I'm hearing. Even if you some staunch, right-wing, anti-abortion anti-immigrant blowhard, you GOTTA be listening to him talk and wonder "man, something's not right with this guy's brain". His politics are irrelevant at that point, he talks like my grandmother with Alzheimer's
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@mrmattimation He looked next to death when he was rambling about how "one day, like a miracle, coronavirus will just go away." Pretty sure Mike Pence is eating his life force in an attempt to become a real boy.
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@scribus The trick about it is noticing everyone is lying out of their asses, and just picking the lies you like most out of what's on sale.
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On the bright side, it’s probably a great time to get into the market.
Friday, 28-Feb-20 23:36:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Sure is cool watching a Fox News segment where they tell us that, actually, the market is up.... compared to 1929.
Friday, 28-Feb-20 23:35:50 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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...while wearing a t-shirt designed to prototype merchandise for said pilot... yeah
Friday, 28-Feb-20 09:11:39 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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In fact I was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 just now and felt guilty about it cuz I wasn’t working on that thing I should be working on.
Friday, 28-Feb-20 09:09:31 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Well, actually, being perfectly honest I don’t really have time for games anymore. 48 hour job + 30 minute animated pilot in the works = zero me time
Friday, 28-Feb-20 09:06:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I’m not too proud to admit I was wrong @nerthos was right. I am in fact, enjoying Fallout 76 a great deal.
Friday, 28-Feb-20 09:01:25 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@ceruleanspark i haven't played in a good while but it was less that i wasn't enjoying it, moreso that other games caught my interest. I've had a lot of fun with
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@mrmattimation I saw it on sale for £10 so I figured at that price, if I at least got some funny stories out of how busted it was, I’d have broken even, but now I’m level 30 and drugging new players with unlabelled Nukashine
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@ceruleanspark It has been so long that I don't remember what I told you regarding the game. Glad you're enjoying it, though.
AFAIK they've put some work in fixing the most glaring issues over the years, despite the crazy antics like the duping glitches and players chasing vips off the game.
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HOTELS IN LOS ANGELES ARE EXPENSIVE!!!!! TF!!!!!
Thursday, 27-Feb-20 08:02:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation So, there's this coffee shop in Hollywood that serves a "Turbo-Coke," a double espresso and a half-litre of Mexican Coca-Cola, that is somewhat less expensive than a hotel
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@scribus I don’t know why the idea of someone ordering a Turbo Coke and being asked “is Pepsi OK?” Is so funny to me but it just is
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@ceruleanspark It totally is XD
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2020’s probably gonna be a Trump vs Sanders race, which means the eventual winner will 100% die in office. Guess we’re really feeling the burn, eh America? http://rainbowdash.net/url/875450
Wednesday, 26-Feb-20 20:53:16 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Silent Hill Downpour isn’t as papayaty as I always assumed. Combat kinda sucks. It’s got the atmosphere though.
Tuesday, 25-Feb-20 07:10:41 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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My relief didn’t show up. (:
Tuesday, 25-Feb-20 00:28:19 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I came in on my day off to help in the deli. Lady who’s back here sees me with a line of customers, then looks directly at me and says “I take my break”. Disappears for almost a full hour. Then when I finally see a window to take my break, she looks directly at me and says “ok I go home now”.
Monday, 24-Feb-20 20:03:16 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation 'Salotta helpin'
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