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Bustin Bieber
Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 20:40:33 UTC from web -
I have suddenly the urge to modify my alarm clock with a custom sound instead of the beeping or radio. I'd replace that with the Star Trek red alert sound.
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 21:26:15 UTC from web-
@adiwan If you set a really loud siren (or in my case, a bombastic sound) as your alarm you will literally Fluffle Puff your pants every morning
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@adiwan My old phone alarm was the part of Total Eclipse of the Heart that started at TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES and it was an attack on my senses
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@thelastgherkin I had something like that on ultra loud on my phone. In fact it was Pinkie Pie's tooting from "Griffon the Brush-Off" when she pranced to Rainbow Dash's home.
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Urgh Zelda spoilers on my timeline
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 20:04:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin THE BIG BAD IS
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I miss Kumail
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 20:04:46 UTC from web -
The true persecuted minority is the millionaires
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 19:12:49 UTC from web-
@nerthos Don't @ me I'm chillin
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Who's best
Swat Kats
or Samurai Pizza Cats
?Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 16:36:25 UTC from web-
@zennx I know which to call when I want some pepperoni.
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I can't believe it's nearly 2015 and people are still being wrong on the internet
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 10:22:53 UTC from web -
I had to look at this, and now you have to look at this. #nsfw http://pny.lv/1dr46
Monday, 27-Feb-17 20:36:32 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin My brain just vomited reading this.
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Unlike Knuckles, I'm Sonic
Monday, 27-Feb-17 18:00:21 UTC from web -
I dreamed six army generals attempted to trap Naked Snake in, among other things, a crocodile pit. Naked Snake put on his crocodile cap and suddenly become croc master and they all got eaten.
Monday, 27-Feb-17 09:16:59 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Crocs are only effective against children, villagers and architects.
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@nerthos http://pny.lv/1dpal I have +3 feline protection against crocodilia
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@thelastgherkin Cats are scary creatures TBH. I've seen big ones (as in wild) fight anacondas and win.
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I also dreamed that Ashens positively reviewed the Donkey Kong Country/Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse crossover Christmas special.
Monday, 27-Feb-17 09:17:27 UTC from web -
Just English Things: saying "ap ap ap" instead of "uh uh uh"
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 22:24:00 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin appan gangnam style
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@tiffany Saying "ap ap ap" at this juncture would imply approval rather than disapprobation
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@thelastgherkin cultural disapprobation
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The lady who owns the used bookstore was just as surprised as I was to find useful computer books from the early 1980s. #nerdlife http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/857328
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 21:04:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Sadly, I could not.
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That was a misspelling I will not correct
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 19:46:10 UTC from web -
Maybe when Donald Trumps says "Fake News" what he's really trying to say is "Fox News"
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 19:45:36 UTC from web -
Concept: Harder Better Faster Stronger but the lyrics are the chorus from the Spice Girls' Who Do You Think You Are?
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 19:00:01 UTC from web -
I can't believe Boney M had a whole song about Rasputin's giant dong
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 18:51:51 UTC from web -
It's rough out there for a mango slut scootaloo
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 11:15:41 UTC from web -
wonder how many comments i'll get about undyne's breasts being too large
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 19:56:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The size of Undyne's breasts make me think about her eating ass
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Did you guys hear the Tetris movie got funding to turn their dense story into a Tetris movie trilogy
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 18:54:34 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin How disappointing. I expected a tetralogy.
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@adiwan Nice!
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I don't know dick about Undertale but I'm here for whatever NicePants is
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 17:08:28 UTC from web -
undertale but in north korea
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 17:04:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Homer we're in North Korea
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I'm telling that one to twitter.
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 17:03:04 UTC from web -
(my seventh day in Meme Rehab)
Group therapist: So Gherkin, how long has it been since you mentioned the Bare Naked Ladies?
Me, Gherkin: It's beenSaturday, 25-Feb-17 16:51:10 UTC from web -
Hot Sockets
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 16:27:56 UTC from web -
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 16:11:17 UTC from web -
if you had
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 16:07:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation who posted it better
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@mrmattimation nice
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Now where could my pipe be?
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 15:44:23 UTC from web-
GARFIELD!!
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This is what happens when two people name their sequels T2
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 15:00:48 UTC from web -
Who'd win in a fight between the guys from Trainspotting and a Terminator (T-800)?
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 13:46:20 UTC from web-
@snowfawlake We're talking like, if the first Terminator movie happened but instead of it being after Sarah Connor it'd be after the Trainspotting guys
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@thelastgherkin What would they have done to warrant a time traveling murderbot going after them
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@mrmattimation The ceiling baby grows up to be the leader of the resistance
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