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Turn me on, dead echidna
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:54:47 UTC from web -
Sit down, relax, pour yourself a nice glass of whipped cream
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 20:15:10 UTC from web -
"Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when coming out of the shower when he doesn't normally wear trousers" Because he's wet and covered in water you dumb piece of Fluffle Puff
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 11:05:38 UTC from web -
I didn't spend ten minutes GIMPing a bikini onto a baby giraffe for 0 like and subscribes
Monday, 06-Feb-17 22:09:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin well, you only put the bikini top on it, you do an half-giraffed job, you get a half-giraffed result
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@zennx Now listen here you lil batcave
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Hah, them shoulder joints placed like that makes em look like boobs. I wonder if @thelastgherkin will have something entertaining to say about them :+ http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856651
Monday, 06-Feb-17 15:45:42 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin That works XD
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How do the kids stay up so late?
Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:38:33 UTC from web -
Remember that episode of Monk where Monk was like "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas" and Natalie was like "Mr Monk nobody can eat 15 pizzas" and Monk was like "grape man"
Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:27:25 UTC from web -
I don't remember or understand much of my dream last night but I do remember the part where the town's Pulp Fiction statue got hit by a water pistol and became a genitally-accurate pony statue
Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:25:09 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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I find myself doing the Trump finger-pinch and it makes me want to hurt myself
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 22:31:27 UTC from web -
They did white supremacist that coming
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 22:04:28 UTC from web -
COMIN' HERE TELLIN' ME YOU GOT A WEE-WEE WEAPON
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 18:41:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Don't we all?
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@thelastgherkin turn the funky beat off
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Sunday, 05-Feb-17 11:54:33 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin A website whose userbase gets bigger every day
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@tiffany Nice
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My copy of Microsoft Word has decided that it has never heard of Times New Roman before. Why.
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 12:15:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Windows 10 ?
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@critialcloudkicker Michaelsoft Binbows
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Concept: competitive card game but the cards are all pictures of cats
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 10:31:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin This is great because cats fight all the time but never severely hurt eachother
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@nerthos I have been informed that what I wanted already exists http://pny.lv/1bja1
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@thelastgherkin Huh. If not for shipping I'd buy a set for 4 pounds.
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"Too many things to do" is a terrible reason to do nothing. But, screw it, it's the best I've got.
Saturday, 04-Feb-17 20:55:08 UTC from web-
@scribus What's wrong with taking the backstreets?
takeshitakenji likes this.
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“Rainbow Dash!” Twilight reprimanded. “That's a very insensitive thing to say! Calvados is autistic! That doesn't make him incompetent or insane!”
Saturday, 04-Feb-17 20:11:47 UTC from web -
Like, if you're not a Nazi, but your fursuit wears an armband that makes you look like one, and you're being constantly harassed on the internet for looking like a Nazi furry, why not just remove the armband?
Saturday, 04-Feb-17 11:14:29 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin making broad generalisations about Nazis is unfair
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“It’s obviously not a swastika,” claims Foxler – who also insists his furry name is a portmanteau of “Fox” and his real surname, “Miller”, not “Hitler”, as many online argue.
Saturday, 04-Feb-17 10:58:31 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Way to Internet
- Scribus, Gherkin ☑️, dezzie again and Christopher Allan Webber like this.
- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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WAY TO INTERNET, MAN
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How to Properly Scream
- Rarity, Gherkin ☑️ and Solidus Sans like this.
- Solidus Sans, Rarity, Narwhal and Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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@anypony AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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-And Gain Power By Learning Ways To Become Peaceful
- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) and Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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Hey kid, I'm a computer
Friday, 03-Feb-17 10:22:43 UTC from web -
pony is for gay and I am a man
Friday, 03-Feb-17 09:39:58 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin what about hobbit
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@nerthos Hobbit? I barely know it
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English
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 20:51:57 UTC from web -
By the way the avis of so many add to the sparkle alright, but then what will it be, IF there was Little Red Riding Hood for their site?
Monday, 16-Jan-17 16:43:27 UTC from web- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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What
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 17:50:02 UTC from web -
You god damn grape bastard smartphone keyboard, S and P are nowhere near each other
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@scribus Wait, how did bastard get through/
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@thelastgherkin Have we finally put too much faith in technology?
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A Firefox update has added a visual indicator of how zoomed-in a particular page is and it's made me question my eyesight
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 17:09:50 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Better get cybernetic eyes.
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Someone photoshop a safe with a star texture so I can post it every time someone says "Safe Space"
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 16:17:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Wouldn't that be a space safe
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@thelastgherkin don't censor him
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I like that Babylon Zoo literally just rewrote Major Tom but made it edgy
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 16:00:19 UTC from web-
@tiffany Criticising Babylon Zoo is still a bannable offence
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@thelastgherkin there's a fire between us
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