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boy oh boy
Wednesday, 23-May-18 18:44:04 UTC from web -
Uh oh
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I am God
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grapein, volcanoes! The paths of the celestial bodies! The omnidirectional nature of gravity!! #roundearth
Monday, 21-May-18 21:59:46 UTC from web-
@tiff Well, sure, but there is no reason such a hoax couldn't be pulled off on a globe.
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that's pretty cool. The incest was weird and that's terrible
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My Spotify premium account ran out for 10 minutes and Christ I forgot how belligerent these ads are
Sunday, 20-May-18 11:25:49 UTC from web -
also San Junipero is like top 3 Black Mirror
Sunday, 20-May-18 10:47:57 UTC from web -
I mean it was kinda San Junipero the Musical but that's hardly a bad thing when it's Janelle
Sunday, 20-May-18 10:47:32 UTC from web -
Janelle Monáe is legitimately one of the most essential figures in the industry right now and it's tragic that not more people are paying attention when she's crafting masterpieces left and right like the Dirty Computer emotion picture
Sunday, 20-May-18 10:45:06 UTC from web -
dunno why people are complaining about how much money the royal wedding cost, it probably GENERATED more money with the tourism boost
Sunday, 20-May-18 06:44:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I just want my taxes to go towards our crumbling health service tbh
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goddamn season 2 of Unfortunate Events was way better than the first, I forgot how brutal the story gets
Saturday, 19-May-18 17:07:29 UTC from web-
@awl honestly same, the last two chapters were genuinely kinda creepy kiwied up and i am HERE for it
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HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S YOUR HEALTH BEEN? HOW'S YOUR HEALTH BEEN? HOW'S YOUR HEALTH? BEEN HOW'S YOUR HEALTH BEEN? FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY HOW'S THE CHURCH? HOW'S THE JOB? HOW'S THE CHURCH? HOW'S THE JOB? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN
Thursday, 17-May-18 08:59:44 UTC from web -
n-not because he's black
Wednesday, 16-May-18 17:27:41 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 16-May-18 09:27:27 UTC from web-
@scribus if I can get a Pepsi-shaped phone case I'll reconsider beginning my prop comedy career
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@mrmattimation i'm glad donald has made it acceptable to look filthy and unkempt in public
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thanos is one letter away from thanks
Saturday, 12-May-18 17:48:59 UTC from web -
still feeling blessed that I got the one surgery that only prevents me from eating stuff I hate anyway like mushrooms
Friday, 11-May-18 13:36:33 UTC from web -
It's bad but I'll never not laugh when someone's response to someone's death is "hope they're okay"
Friday, 11-May-18 13:05:06 UTC from web-
@awl It wasn't terrible, really. I found it disappointingly mediocre. One of those "I'd like it better if it was bad enough to laugh at" things. More of the same, more or less. And now I'm wondering if it would be worse to say a film sucked or a film was pointless...
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@scribus i’d go with ‘pointless’ simply because ‘sucked’ indicates an invoking of reaction to it. Like Thankskilling I sucked. Thankskilling III was pointless.
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damn what a twist
Friday, 11-May-18 12:55:00 UTC from web -
"This is about being random" I immediately hate this episode of Steven Universe
Friday, 11-May-18 11:44:55 UTC from web -
I like that Sadie Killer and the Suspects genuinely sound like a Misfits-era punk band
Thursday, 10-May-18 20:43:04 UTC from web -
this episode is far too freudian
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:34:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i'm not saying i'm not into it
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stevonnie genocide route
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:29:27 UTC from web -
emerald looks like a homestuck
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:22:44 UTC from web -
i just made the connection between sour cream and onion
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:49:34 UTC from web -
at what point am I supposed to want Dewey to keep being mayor
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:10:09 UTC from web -
jesus christ, even this linear plotted episode is filler
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:04:12 UTC from web -
time to get invested back in stevey u, maybe
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:02:35 UTC from web -
I'm finally back to a level of health where I can overeat again
Thursday, 10-May-18 07:43:39 UTC from web -
Do I need to catch up on Steven Universe
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@mrmattimation which one was Greg again, was he the two lesbians
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@tiff Greg was the high school dropout who made a YouTube video telling everybody to vote for Hillary Clinton
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MAKE YOUR MONEY BLACK MAN
