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me to myself: okay old boy, you're seeing your favourite band tomorrow. all you have to do is make sure you don't do anything stupid for 24 hours
me: [eats 5 of those breakfast bars that make me fart a lot]Sunday, 04-Mar-18 20:33:45 UTC from web -
Superorganism — Superorganism / ALBUM REVIEW http://pny.lv/2x0yc
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 16:52:57 UTC from web -
well, i might also be that tired due to the ammount of time i spent under the buring sun today
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 00:39:11 UTC from web-
@mushi The sun is like a giant energy leech
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i Almost played pokemon TCG with a cute girl today, i have not been that nervous in a while D=
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 00:08:18 UTC from web-
@mushi still, it was pretty nice of her to go play it with a random weirdo she had never seen before just to help him fit in
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@mushi I am aware of how dumb this whole thing sounds
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@mushi You should ask your friend for her contact info and ask her if she wants to meet up to play a while and do something.
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i mean big ups to my family for not teaching me how to do things when i was a kid and then wondering why i suck
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:40:19 UTC from web-
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@firestormdangerdash I'm not the one who suggested it
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@safebot Woomyfaced beer girl
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shpuld likes this.
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If someone combined Jedi Outcast or Academy's lightsaber combat with The Force Unleashed's Force abilities, it'd be the perfect Star Wars game for me. Being a Jedi is my favorite part of Star Wars games and those two are the pinnacle of the two aspects of being a Jedi, lightsabers and Force powers.
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@gameragodzilla Script by kathleen kennedy
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@nerthos Published by EA
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@gameragodzilla Needs denuvo and origin to play.
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Not to be overdramatic but if this weather causes my concert on Monday to be postponed I will kill myself
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 12:13:02 UTC from web-
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@firestormdangerdash You're just as bad as tiff at tying shoelaces.
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i had to park my car on the street last night and i had a nightmare afterwards that a big truck lost control, rolled over, and turned my car into a pancake
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:47:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation About that, sorry, fell asleep while driving my 18 wheeler.
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I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web -
My abilities include eating a whole pizza and tying my shoelaces without help
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:28:01 UTC from web-
@scribus If you pay for the pizza we can find out
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@safebot Cute
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The utility of screenshots is they can't be deleted, where a tweet or notice can be deleted, or edited. But the thing people never seem to consider is that they can easily be faked.
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@maiyannah Screenshots are real 100% of the time http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870148
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@nerthos I always forget you guys have the weird pseudo-statusnet ui
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@maiyannah It's my favourite UI, sadly this place doesn't federate with half the people I talk to so I rarely use it anymore.
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Apparently the only explanation for not being able to tie shoes is being disabled so thanks for that one, the Internet
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:31:23 UTC from web -
I have a a hyper-specific knot-related learning disability AMA
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:25:00 UTC from web -
Every single guide is like "use your third hand and loop this string through a hole that doesn't exist"
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:19:21 UTC from web -
I am trying to follow this Curious George instructional guide and I don't get it
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:10:32 UTC from web -
I like that the basis of most conspiracy theories is "they don't want anybody to find out but they still encode puzzles for you to figure out"
Friday, 02-Mar-18 22:52:36 UTC from web -
Just been driving around the IE, blasting the new Andrew WK album for the past two hours.
Friday, 02-Mar-18 21:55:17 UTC from web -
I haven't watched Hamilton because I'm not white enough but I love this Weird Al polka about it https://youtu.be/3v0c6smpHSk
Friday, 02-Mar-18 10:52:16 UTC from web -
My mum just sent me a purple devil emoji, that means she's dtf right
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@tiff Can't imagine what else that could possibly mean.
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@actualrudolph if she means something else then i'll have some explaining to do
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shoutout to my grandmother for sharing an article titled 'segregation had to be invented'
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:10:12 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation space isn't real dickeater
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Everything Everything — A Deeper Sea / EP REVIEW https://t.co/M4snYRQ3xA
Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 21:50:23 UTC from web -
POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 21:04:36 UTC from web -
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!Sunday, 25-Feb-18 21:02:37 UTC from web -
WAX THE NIP
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 15:32:50 UTC from web -
Is there a speedrunning community but for food? What ever the WR is for eating a 12-box of Krispy Kreme, I'm very sure that I could beat it (this post is half cry for help, half humble brag that I've eaten 12 Krispy Kreme donuts in the space of about 20 hours)
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:29 UTC from web -
Kero Kero Bonito — TOTEP / EP REVIEW https://t.co/4y9fR4Wo44
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 14:54:23 UTC from web -
sometimes i forget some of my twitter followers know me in real life and see me on a weekly basis
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 14:36:06 UTC from web
