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Tulsi Gabbard looks and acts like wants to speak to my manager.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-19 02:20:02 UTC from web -
House Democrats are AMA, AMA Donald Trump
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 23:25:57 UTC from web -
Ah batcave the House Democrats actually AMA’d
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 23:24:16 UTC from web -
Just helped a customer who looked like Rudy Giuliani send 30,000 rupees to Pakistan, ama House Democrats
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 21:14:21 UTC from web -
I do believe this kid just yelled "I hate you, go home, you idiot!" at his mom. Probably for the best I'm not a mandated reported anymore; I'd be calling on half my apartment complex!
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 01:40:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation He definitely screamed "GET ME A KNIFE" a couple times, then either "I'll kill myself" or "I'll kill (someone) myself."
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@mrmattimation I hope it's the origin of me making friends with all the cats I'm feeding.
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...I certainly can’t go back to it now at any rate. That ship has sailed.
Monday, 14-Oct-19 05:13:07 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Thank you for showing everyone you know the meaning of facetious. You will not go on to understand the meaning I laid out behind the words, but instead you will win a full-range colour-microwave. Go check your kitchen right now! our reverse burglary ... I mean... Professional installation team of time-space-defying kitchen equipment should have just finished working.
Man I love playing a stupid 80's show host :DJonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony there’s no meaning behind 98% of anything you say, you clearly say lots of words at once in a (failed) attempt to look smart
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@mrmattimation You overestimate me.
"Don't you mean..."
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One can safely assume that My Little Brony also, eventually, ended with Matt finding peace with his new home. I’d like to think those characters are living a happily ever after off-screen.
Monday, 14-Oct-19 05:11:52 UTC from web -
My obsession with wanting to create not only enjoyable characters, but a believable and wholly independent world for them to live in is going to be the death of me. They could just live in our world. Swole Foods is a reflection of reality. The premise makes as much sense in our world. But that’s not as fun, is it? Kat COULD drive a used Toyota Corolla. Instead she drives a Nagoya Coles. She could have an iPhone. Instead she has the bellPhone. Her shoes could be Nikes. Instead they’re Hermes. Does it make a difference? No, it really doesn’t. But world building is fun, especially if you can successfully convince your audience that the world doesn’t exist to service the characters, but instead that the world just happens to be something the characters live in.
It also results in me getting super attention to detail-y and spending months on 3D maps.Sunday, 13-Oct-19 06:47:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I spent months on SimCity SNES to create the city where my series of novellas takes place. Even incorporated random disaster events into the plot. Worldbuilding is fun, man. Don't blame you a bit.
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That said, I'm pretty sure we *are* a gay speed dating service? How many people came to terms with having the big gay just through this website alone? At least two of them.
Friday, 11-Oct-19 23:14:19 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I was going to say, can we please be a gay speed dating service?
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how were communists able to rise up in Russia if leftists don’t have guns, really makes u think
Friday, 11-Oct-19 01:21:14 UTC from web -
I think a Western Union customer is about to complain about me to corporate for no reason (or if it is, it’s not a reason I can discern), cos at the end of the order she suddenly looked really upset and started demanding my name and a way to contact my supervisor, idk what I did cos as far as I know there were no problems. It was more confusing than anything.
The only thing I can think of is she seemed to dislike that I kept a copy of the receipt, which is, like, duh? I need that for reporting?Thursday, 10-Oct-19 23:56:19 UTC from web -
And of course, I'm job hunting, fully aware that the last three jobs I held have driven me to increasingly vivid depths of suicidal ideation. I'd love to get help, but who's footing the bill? I can just barely cover rent and bills. Can't even afford Obamacare; gonna get a tax fine for that come April. Goodie!! I did well in school. I went to college, got a degree (and got hosed in the process, never gonna own a home unless I miraculously do manage to outlive my dad), I've been working my ass to the bone for just about twenty years, the better part of my life, and for what? So some halfwit shareholders can have a yacht with a yacht onboard? All for sitting around on their wallets.
Thursday, 10-Oct-19 02:44:18 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser I honestly don't know, maybe I will get lucky after all. I've been all distracted by the shrieking nightmare that waking life has become.
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@scribus The individual mandate did get repealed, you technically aren’t required to have healthcare anymore.
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@scribus Sorry about that. I feel you to some extent. I'm starting to realize that my anxiety may actually be a brain issue and not something I can just talk myself out of. Realizing that has helped me be a little kinder to myself and prevent it from spiraling out of control a little bit. I should probably be on medication, but everything I've been prescribed before has made me feel slightly dead inside.
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My ideas stink and nobody listens to me, is this cancel culture?
Thursday, 10-Oct-19 01:42:13 UTC from web -
At a workshop where I had actors do a table read of the Swole Foods pilot script, I was told I should cut a joke involving Ralph Northam (the then-and-current Governor of Virginia) because he was, at the time, embroiled in a blackface controversy so he probably wouldn’t be governor for much longer AND he had been “canceled” so even saying his name was a bad idea. Well, not only is he still Governor, nobody in Virginia even REMEMBERS the controversy despite it happening THIS year, so I’m gonna chalk that one up as a win for Matt.
Wednesday, 09-Oct-19 07:40:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I thought you were *supposed* to joke about political figures embroiled in controversy???
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@scribus Their problem with it was that it WASN’T a joke about the controversy. His name was dropped as a payoff to an EARLIER joke in the script that had really nothing to do with politics at all and was more a joke about the setting and the unique circumstances of Virginia’s statewide offices, some of which are not actually full time jobs (our Lieutenant Governor also works for a law firm, for example). The joke was written days before the controversy broke.
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Wednesday, 09-Oct-19 00:23:07 UTC from web -
So, based purely on the current cash value of silver, Jesus was sold out for about $200. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_pieces_of_silver (Though, at the time, it was about 4 months' wages)
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 21:17:29 UTC from web-
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@mrmattimation Drugs are bad, mm'kay?
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What probably stinks for Republicans looking at Trump is knowing that he’s literally their best shot at keeping the White House unless they totally overhaul their platform. No other Republican in the country has the independent support he has (or had). Once he’s gone, be it through losing re-election, failing outright to finish his term, or even if he winds up term-limited in 2024, they’re going to be back to where they were with Mitt Romney, whose failure to gain moderate support rendered Obama’s “blue wall”, for all its faults, virtually insurmountable.
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 06:48:25 UTC from web -
Wait. . . "Great and unmatched wisdom" was not a photoshop???????????
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 04:23:35 UTC from web -
how come whenever trump decides to pull troops out of syria his base starts criticizing him
now aint that the darndest thing
i wonder what that's all aboutMonday, 07-Oct-19 22:57:04 UTC from web -
Really not appreciating how quickly we went from “I am not a crook!” to “I am a crook, what the batcave are YOU gonna do about it, bananay?”
Monday, 07-Oct-19 02:39:24 UTC from web -
also a guy who had a heart attack on the campaign trail
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:50:41 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Uh, exCUSE me~ That is AGESIT concern trolling!! Gahwd....
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i’m a blue no matter who kinda guy but it’s gonna be really hard to vote for a guy with a bandaid on his forehead
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:44:54 UTC from web -
just cleared three hundred gigs on my hard drive bc i’m pretty sure that’s how big Red Dead Redemption 2 is gonna be.
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:34:08 UTC from web -
“If I’m going down you papayaers are coming with me.” -the President
Saturday, 05-Oct-19 23:00:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation No ! That is where I **absolutely** draw the line.
Thinking stuff like that will only beget more trouble, if you are halfway kidding it would, if you are serious it definitely would.
If anything the Overton window is real and currently neo-nazi's are in the minority ( as they should be ) but so are AntiFa people ( especialy those who just seem to want to cause trouble and destroy property ). and I am GLAD that those are the extremes that a western nation is dealing with. Still though, they are quite extreme. Just to pull a quote that is not even 2 months old “I’m grateful this was largely a peaceful event,”, “We were preparing for and planning for a worst-case scenario.” that was Mayor Ted Wheeler
If things escalate even further, or one side gets normalized further, then I fear I know enough about history about what the next steps will be.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony Lighten up
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@mrmattimation I just call it like how I see it.
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Ever since this impeachment thing started happening i’ve been getting a sick feeling that we’re living a 90s re-run.
Friday, 04-Oct-19 18:13:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I dunno, it may be naive but I think the 90s had a little more charm going for it.
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cancel culture now extends to people who don’t like Avengers, very cool Twitter
Friday, 04-Oct-19 18:11:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation People are trying to cancel someone who said they did not like the Avengers ? Who said they did not like Avengers ?
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@drinkingpony Martin Scorsese, director of Taxi Driver, The Last Waltz, Hugo, among many others widely considered classics.
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“One of these days, I’m gonna save America, and you’re probably gonna wanna kiss me.” -Willard Mitt Romney November 2012
Friday, 04-Oct-19 17:43:13 UTC from web -
The entire GOP is treasonous and need to dangle-dance, ASAP
Friday, 04-Oct-19 14:04:44 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Cartilage does not a backbone make, but at least he CAN take a stand once in a blue moon.
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America seeks full refund, gets store credit instead
Thursday, 03-Oct-19 15:31:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I like the idea, but from whom ? A Bald Eagle ?
Why do I have to think of Apollo from Animal Crossing allofasudden ?Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@mrmattimation I mean if we could have just waited for Brexit to settle down they may have been more liquid and able to provide cash but now we'll just all have to develop a taste for Bovril and spotted dick
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Thursday, 03-Oct-19 07:36:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation "Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh"
Damn you Nickelback.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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