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Man, I didn’t expect the Supreme Court to vote in Trump’s favor, but I also didn’t expect them to slam the batcavein door
Saturday, 12-Dec-20 00:20:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I hope they caught him in the nose when they did
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I had the randomnest thought: The song "Mana-Mana" but with word "Aluminum".
Monday, 07-Dec-20 20:01:51 UTC from web -
I have a timer applet on my Linux laptop. The only two timer presets I have are "Tea" (5 min) and "Pizza" (15 min).
Monday, 07-Dec-20 07:38:05 UTC from web -
Just read a Star Wars thread on Twitter. Saw the phrase "Star Wars" so many times, it became really clear how absurd an idea "Star Wars" really is on every single level except for the srsbsns "Star Wars" fandom. "Star Wars!"
Sunday, 06-Dec-20 19:20:40 UTC from web -
I'm looking at some houses for purchase because my current living condition has not a very good outlook because of my *neighbours* below me. Oh man... They are so expensive. Most of them are 450000€ or above. There is one house that is in a good area and slightly cheaper than the average, however it needs a ton of work.
Sunday, 06-Dec-20 18:24:47 UTC from web -
Increasingly difficult to write letters to politicians when you aren't allowed to say "kill yourself"
Saturday, 05-Dec-20 17:16:57 UTC from web-
@scribus Around the time of that school shooting in Broward County, I had a cartoon written (and a background painted!) that was just Marco Rubio listening to a bunch of voicemails from constituents telling him to kill himself, it was like four straight minutes of just that, and then the punchline was that he... kills himself. I decided not to do it when I realized it would probably get me a friendly visit from some federal prosecutors looking to ask me some questions.
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@mrmattimation Well, I hit my limit break, lllooolll
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Hello there. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875707
Sunday, 06-Dec-20 01:28:27 UTC from web-
@firestormdangerdash boop's-eye view
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Watching John Wick for the first time and I'm wondering what other see in that film to say it's great. It's pure gun porn.
Wednesday, 02-Dec-20 17:02:11 UTC from web -
I'm somewhat relieved reading news. This year selling fireworks is forbidden in my city (igniting them is not). Every year it's a nuisance seeing all the garbage on the streets rotting away for months as well as smelling all that sulfur for days after New Year's. Yeah... I'm a party pooper in this regard but all the other people poop on me with their inability to pick up trash.
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 17:34:21 UTC from web-
@adiwan My family always kept at least one big bucket of water handy, dunked all the spent fireworks, and tossed the trash out properly for 4th of July, how damn hard is it?
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I'm a bad enough dude that seagulls don't poke me in the coconut
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 08:57:31 UTC from web-
@scribus Is it the same song as SEAGULLS! (Stop it Now), the bad lip-reading song of Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back?
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The polls were wrong again, as many said they would be, but those people missed a crucial point: Biden’s lead was SO massive that even a larger-than-average polling error (and this error was pretty average - about the same as it was in 2012, when Obama did better than expected across Florida, Virginia, and Colorado) couldn’t undo it. The campaign couldn’t rely on the polls being wrong, and they did anyway. So why are they surprised they lost?
Monday, 30-Nov-20 02:23:57 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation "But what good is a guess or estimate, based on this moment in time, if it can't accurately guarantee a match to the hard realities of a totally different timespace configuation to follow??"
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it is time to discuss the butt
Friday, 27-Nov-20 16:56:48 UTC from web-
@liquidusmira my butt isn’t worth discussing. :(
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@liquidusmira The whole butt, or just the butthole?
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Rudy Giuliani saying that Trump “probably won” Virginia is making me question whether or not Rudy Giuliani’s head is on straight. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875696
Thursday, 26-Nov-20 14:32:15 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Golf scoring, lowest total wins
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@scribus Evidently, seeing as how people are also saying he’s the legitimate winner of California
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Trump keeps talking about that tax cut but about 25% of my income this year was funneled directly to the government so I don’t think he did a good job
Tuesday, 24-Nov-20 23:32:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The 0% Bezos paid says otherwise
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Oh boy. I search for a new laser printer for my parents as theirs refuse to cooperate. The exact model I own is now about 100€ more expensive than I bought it over a year ago. WTF.
Saturday, 21-Nov-20 13:13:02 UTC from web -
I wish I could amputate the awful part of my mind that thinks I've done something wrong if people don't text me back immediately
Monday, 23-Nov-20 15:19:05 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thismightbeauser Same, except it's constantly
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@scribus Sorry about that. *hugs*
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The new Animaniacs series slaps.
Sunday, 22-Nov-20 10:06:45 UTC from web-
@scribus I just watched all the 13 episodes. It's good. Not overwhelmingly good. Good good. Some jokes and segments were not to my own taste but the rest was good 'ol fun.
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@adiwan @scribus I enjoyed it quite a bit, although I definitely thought the Pinky and the Brain segments were generally the better parts of the episodes they were in. Not that the Warner Bros. segments were bad at all, they were pretty funny, I just thought P&B had waaaaay less misses.
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@mrmattimation Pinky and the Brain operate from a well-established formula and it s not very surprising that their segment is the more consistent one. I still agree that they were mostly the better part of the show.
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Because I'm somewhat of a dumbass, I only recently learned that one of Ireland's symbols is the harp. I had some vague familiarity with the Guinness harp (though I don't drink often) but I didn't really connect it. It's on Euros too of course, but I either didn't use any when I went to Spain or wasn't paying attention.
Wednesday, 18-Nov-20 22:54:42 UTC from web-
@adiwan Yeah, I've seen a mixture of different designs and countries since I've gotten here. The US started a thing a while back for the states. Not sure if they ever stopped since the original coins are still in circulation. Wasn't paying much attention to the years.
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@thismightbeauser I think they completed the first run of 50 states a while ago, and have gone into a couple cycles of state-themed stuff, like birds or trees or something, but we've been on a "coin shortage" all pandemic so I haven't seen quarters in weeks at least, lol
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Friday, 20-Nov-20 10:40:53 UTC from web
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14 year old me probably woulda called the president the f word over the way he's been acting the last weeks
Monday, 16-Nov-20 10:02:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Fartknocker?
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Like wouldn’t it be fun to just place hundreds of cans of beans on this shelf and make my real-time render engine kill itself?
Monday, 16-Nov-20 00:03:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I used to build Age of Empires maps on my buddy's Windows 98 machine with bird spawn points enough to just barely not melt the motherboard
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@scribus This is really just a bad habit of mine. Any home console games where you could manipulate things on-screen usually ended up getting pushed to their very limits by me. Special mention goes to Fallout 4 where my game was perpetually running at sub-20 any time I was in one of my settlements.
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It depresses me that there are less and less new PC cases with space for optical drives (CD/DVD/BluRay). I'm starting to look around for a new PC. As my PC is older and my case has only USB2 ports and an unreliable headphone jack, as well as showing wear I want a new one. My current case is from Cooler Master from 2006. This one in black/silver https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/electronics/detail-page/B0009SZQY8.2.jpg
Saturday, 14-Nov-20 17:55:36 UTC from web-
@scribus What even happened to floppy drives, EDO RAM, user-upgradable CPU cache, manually selectable device IRQ, Soundblaster, 3Dfx, CRT monitors, PS/2 keyboards, ball mice, IDE, SCSI...?
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@adiwan I'm willing to let go of ball mice, but I still want me some PS/2 ports because damn it you only give me four USB ports and expect two of them to be mandatory input devices???
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@scribus I'm glad my monitor has an integrated USB hub. I have a mouse, keyboard, scanner, drawing tablet, VR headset, and an external HDD, a microphone, and a webcam attached to almost all available ports of the whole system. I use the front ones occasionally for the SD card reader. So I'm pretty much maxed out.
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But in general: Saying "F*** Apple" is always appropriate.
Friday, 13-Nov-20 19:30:37 UTC from web-
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@adiwan Every. Single. Update. Removes functionality and control from the Users. It's just waiting for TRON to liberate the Grid!
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papaya Apple. I mean, grape Apple. I mean, seriously, EFF YOU oh wait that's censor evasion but all the same kiwi APPLE!!
Friday, 13-Nov-20 18:45:37 UTC from web -
A lot of brainwashed right-wingers spouting conspiracy theories about YouTube going down. Wow. Americans are a diffrent breed of stupid
Thursday, 12-Nov-20 03:40:22 UTC from web-
@oracle Conspiracies were so much more fun in middle school, when it was the Alien's cloaking tech keeping Bigfoot and Nessie safe, and Mothman tried to warn us of infrastructure failures...
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Oh God I hate Amazon's bot chat. I always used the email option because I despise the chat. The bot makes it even worse. I had my already prepared text for a complaint for a late prime delivery that gives me a 5€ voucher. The chat takes a lot more steps between my complaint and its resolution and a lot more time. First I have to click trough the bot responses and then do the whole customer support dance to get to my desired result.
Tuesday, 10-Nov-20 20:19:38 UTC from web-
@adiwan All the while, they hope it's good enough to pass for "customer service," but bad enough to save them the fiver.
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In fact, we just had our first local snow, a couple thousand feet up
Monday, 09-Nov-20 17:27:03 UTC from web -
Changed my tires today. Because my father used a pneumatic drill last time I had a hard time loosening the screws. I had to literally stand on the wrench to have enough force to get over the friction.
Sunday, 08-Nov-20 14:12:12 UTC from web-
@adiwan Eh, it's California. It's a local gag that you can surf in the morning, and ski in the afternoon. Or vice-versa.
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@scribus I could do that too but the North Sea is toooo damn cold haha I don't know if the indoor skiing halls are open in Summer.... The mountains near me are not tall enough for snow all year around. I would need to drive to the Alps and it takes about 8 hours to get from where I live. But it isn't worth the time and gas.
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@adiwan Ah, yeah, it's not a year-round snow, here. Maybe further north, yeah, but then the surf becomes a different story, lol.
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I wish Twitter would just ban all Congress members already so the establishment media will stop complaining about them "interfering" with false and violent information
Sunday, 08-Nov-20 07:55:16 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thismightbeauser I mean, how did cherrypost Central replace the Roman Forum, anyway??
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Day 1 in Biden’s America: the batcaveing vending machine still doesn’t work. I hate this country.
Sunday, 08-Nov-20 04:23:56 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Thanks, Obama
