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I heard that Disney+ is going to offer commentary tracks for some of its movies so maybe let's wait and see
Sunday, 17-Nov-19 06:13:16 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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They took down Simpsons World, and like, sure, getting The Simpsons ad-free on Disney+ is cool and all, but they don’t have the dvd commentary tracks on Disney+ and that was 90% of what I used Simpsons World for.
Sunday, 17-Nov-19 00:06:22 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation I remember the Futurama DVDs having really good commentary, too.
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@scribus I used to just stick 'em on while I worked, now I gotta find something else to podcast
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Has anybody written an overly analytical paper about Police Academy where they assert that Cadet Jones is autistic and that’s why he’s like that
Saturday, 16-Nov-19 20:51:51 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Lost in Vivo is cherrying horrifying and also pretty great if you're a fan of the older Silent Hills
It doesn't rely on cheap jumpscares for the most part (there's one towards the beginning), it instead opts to make you anxious, uncomfortable, and paranoid. Also kiwi that mangoING Potato Knishes in the subway level, hate that cherrySaturday, 16-Nov-19 06:48:32 UTC from web -
I need to hire more writers for Swole Foods. Preferably ones who aren’t cis straight white men. Probably need at least one woman on a show whose protagonist is a women, yeah?
Saturday, 16-Nov-19 01:49:11 UTC from web -
someone who identifies with a gender other than what they were assigned at birth, BUT they’re also an asshole. Transgressor.
Saturday, 16-Nov-19 01:38:31 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Isn't that a good word for all of them since they've rebelled against the *flawless* sexual differentiation process that *definitely* doesn't produce intersex people?
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@thismightbeauser The previous message was sarcasm. Hopefully that was obvious.
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@thismightbeauser I did not even get it. I mean, if Sex A plus Sex B makes either Sex A or Sex B, then where did Sex C ever some from.
But if I add some Titania McGarth magic it is suddenly funny.
Poe's law is a apple.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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His first-given birth year is 1946. His most recently given birth year, before they stopped acknowledging dates altogether within the continuity of the strip, was 1963. Charlie Brown is a mangoing boomer
Friday, 15-Nov-19 23:54:57 UTC from web -
Charlie Brown is a boomer
Friday, 15-Nov-19 23:46:33 UTC from web -
So, we had a nine-year-old shoot up their school with a BB gun now. That will forever be a thing that happened.
Friday, 15-Nov-19 20:12:04 UTC from web-
@scribus Gotta get them started early, this country has become too much about putting things off until your mid or even late twenties.
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I don't know why this church is in the middle of a forest http://rainbowdash.net/url/875316
Thursday, 14-Nov-19 07:29:07 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation If you disregard the clear building outlines behind the forest it kinda looks like a church near here.
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@mrmattimation The better to hide the fact that modern American Christianity is a death cult?
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Will be sending an email with my grievances directly to the White House.
Thursday, 14-Nov-19 04:14:16 UTC from web -
You know the great thing about the internet used to be that I could do whatever I want without regulation from any government and now the FTC is getting all up in my grill telling me I have to help protect children from targeted ads.... by declaring whether or not my content is aimed at kids at risk of being fined if they determine I’ve been untruthful. Sigh.
Thursday, 14-Nov-19 04:12:22 UTC from web -
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Thursday, 14-Nov-19 01:23:04 UTC from web -
The plan is to eventually have every possible recurring setpiece modeled in a 3D space using shaders that flatten it out as much as possible and textures that make it look like an oil painting so that I never ever ever ever have to draw another background for the rest of my life.
Thursday, 14-Nov-19 01:22:10 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation They keep pushing the rise of the digital actor, and we already re-use the hell out of physical locations, why the squanch not?
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Playing with some settings in Blender, it needs some work but I’ve gotten the program to intentionally “mess up” some of the outlines on these renders to make it look more like it was hand drawn, still dunno how this looks in motion yet though. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875315
Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 23:42:01 UTC from web -
My name was mentioned in a Newgrounds podcast today, no idea why or in what context, but I guess I’ll have to go check it out now?
Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 21:37:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Make sure they got it right before that whole SAG kerfuffle!
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Good news! Pinkie Pie is still the best one http://rainbowdash.net/url/875313
Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 16:25:18 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin MLP version of Seinfeld ? I like this way of thinking.
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@thelastgherkin so wait, is Pinkie Pie Jerry, or is she Kramer? I feel like she'd be Kramer.
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Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 03:35:18 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Nice
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@mrmattimation Ey, grats man.
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Well, the post office lost my package. And they made sure to remind me it wasn't insured. Because I should have to pay extra for you to be basically accountable for your core job? Contacted the merchant for replacement.
Tuesday, 12-Nov-19 19:28:32 UTC from web-
@scribus I think that the standards for USPS employees are actually lower than just having a smuggler send you whatever you want on a Chinese freighter
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@mrmattimation Smuggler ? Wait, what. That took a turn.
"Yeah, ehmm, Mr Ranger Solo sir, Could you please get this package of legal computer components to my friend in California ? Why no, I do not object to haveing it being transported in between the cocaine and MDMA."
P.S. I do not know any Chinese Smuggler names, I do know that the Solo Star Wars Movie was renamed to Ranger Solo in China.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I think we're about to find out if a President can un-sign a bill. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875306
Tuesday, 12-Nov-19 00:44:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation He would not be the first important leader in the history of the world to at least to try and undo something that he did before. Heck, not even the first woman if you count Neferusobek. But outside of the shadenfreude factor. Why is that funny to you ?
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apparently in Pokémon 2 you can finally commit treason against the government which is good because before we'd never even seen the government
Monday, 11-Nov-19 18:27:43 UTC from web-
@liquidusmira I always assumed Mewtwo ate the government, or psychic beamed them all to death on a helicopter like Shin Godzilla anyway
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@liquidusmira Pokemon takes place in Missouri, which is why there are no laws or government
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Nihilist racists don’t believe in a master race, just an inferior one
Saturday, 09-Nov-19 00:08:02 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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I think I’m handling PAC money.
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 23:29:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Normally I would say something like 'Super' if I was handling a lot of cash. But the combination of Super and PAC probably is not going to end in a smile for most people. Unless if it was a pun, those are are cruel in their own right.
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I like reading all of these weird hot takes about how Virginia, former capital of the confederacy and one of the last states to abolish Jim Crow laws (we still had some in the 90s(!!!!!!!)) is now a communist state
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 08:17:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation ... And... Do you want Virginia to be communist ? raises eyebrow
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(Second-crappiest behind Jimmy Carter, history’s greatest monster)
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 03:52:40 UTC from web -
Giuliani is like if Pesci played Trump
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 03:32:37 UTC from web-
@scribus Giuliani is, like, a Bush-era holdover too, so he’s twice as unlikable. From New York’s crappy mayor to the second-crappiest President’s crappy lawyer.
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https://youtu.be/ZA0MfTWkWfk Hey I made a cartoon
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 01:07:01 UTC from web -
A.V. Club reviews be like, “at first, I laughed at the jokes, but then I remembered that this is a modern-day Simpsons episode, and therefore any humor I found in the episode was an illusion”
Wednesday, 06-Nov-19 22:58:10 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, Watch Mojo seems to be failing to declared sponsored content while they tongue-bathe scrotes.
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@mrmattimation I just can't get my head out of the metacreative(?) sphere in trying to pre-empt it, myself.
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Last night’s election in Virginia has ensured that, if Trump gets re-elected next year, I’ll be waaaaaaaay too high to care.
Wednesday, 06-Nov-19 18:56:58 UTC from web -
I think Virginia and Kentucky just seceded from the confederacy.
Wednesday, 06-Nov-19 02:48:12 UTC from web
