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Okay, I learned this in Econ. All I have to do is make more wheat than Japan and they will give me cars.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:29:46 UTC from web -
sister complains that elesctors in brazil are dumb, but asks me to change from the news channel to TLC
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:25:03 UTC from web -
@vt3c Well, I mean, not HUGE. They're a pretty good size though. Now I'm not an expert in cancer of the booby, but I'm pretty sure treatment for that makes them not as good size-y.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:24:57 UTC from web-
This commercial is about breast cancer survivors but they all have huge chests
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I leave for 5 minutes and I come back and everyone's shirtless
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:19:51 UTC from web- Narwhal likes this.
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@mrmattimation It's not like I have a camera anyways
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@spots arent you happy that alex is shirtless?
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@mushi ...maybe
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That new Alien game just looks like another "omg ur stranded on a space station and there are scary aliens ooooo spooky" game
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:16:04 UTC from web -
No matter how hard I try to keep things clear, I always seem to get my hard drive space down to 50GB. Hmmmmm maybe I should invest in multiple hard drives when i build my PC
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:14:10 UTC from web -
yo wtf i was in the middle of being idle
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:12:48 UTC from web -
So this whole season they've been inconsistent with the sting before the opening credits. AND NOW THEY JUST LIKE COMBINED TWO DIFFERENT STINGS INTO ONE STING. GET IT TOGETHER, DOCTOR WHO EDITING STAFF.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:09:22 UTC from web -
Time to build a house so that somebody an grief it tomorrow morning.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:07:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Rebuild it thrice. And cry eachtime it is broken by three different people.
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"Be that as it may, Fat Tony's horse is gay."
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 01:00:14 UTC from web -
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:50:29 UTC from web
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oh my god this couch gag is trippy
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:41:55 UTC from web -
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:39:40 UTC from web
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David Tennant with an American accent is super weird sounding
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:36:11 UTC from web -
"But I miss burning my mouth on pizza! And David Blaine performing stunts where he could actually die!"
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:33:05 UTC from web -
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Just saw a preview for The Simpsons guy where Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin wash each other at a car wash. Um.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:31:22 UTC from web -
Huh. Lisa has a picture of Bleeding Gums Murphy on her wall. Never noticed that before.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:27:34 UTC from web -
"Bad news people, our religion isn't real. So sorry about that."
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:24:55 UTC from web -
"Marge? Did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical store that if we went back there to find it it wouldn't be there anymore?"
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:24:26 UTC from web -
720p is enough unless you're a weenie
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:18:11 UTC from web -
I also forgot that the first half of the series has an intro which is basically that of the last two except with a different Instagram filter applied each time
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:10:28 UTC from web -
Rewatching the seventh Doctor Who series. Totally forgot that Amy wants a divorce for vague reasons.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 00:05:15 UTC from web -
http://www.sears.com/tvs-electronics-gaming-nintendo-3ds/b-1038423 Read the description and tell me if you notice anything off
Saturday, 27-Sep-14 23:58:57 UTC from web-
@redenchilada It's 2014 and Sears still is a thing?
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Beverly Crusher is high af right now.
Saturday, 27-Sep-14 23:58:18 UTC from web -
Yo this dude just made Wesley Crusher ten years older and his mother is just standing there like "oh ok that happened"
Saturday, 27-Sep-14 23:55:26 UTC from web -
Hahahaha. I love Q.
Saturday, 27-Sep-14 23:53:04 UTC from web -
Guys. 1994 was ten years ago.
Saturday, 27-Sep-14 23:48:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation humanities students be like
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It's not like he was never around or anything. He always found time for me, as long as I can remember.
Saturday, 27-Sep-14 23:47:34 UTC from web -
When my dad and I are with each other, we don't really talk much. And we don't really have to. We could spend hours just watching The Simpsons, not saying a word to each other. And somehow, that's a good time for us.
Saturday, 27-Sep-14 23:36:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's really cool, you seldom see that these days and when you do it's really beautiful.
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@northernnarwhal When I was a kid I felt like he worked too often because I really didn't understand how the world works, but as I got older I started to realize that he works so hard so that his family doesn't have to. I was born when my parents were 20 and 21, and neither of them had a penny to their name -- I spent the first few years of my life in a tiny crappy apartment on a golf course in Florida -- and it's because he worked so hard that I've got the life I have now.
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@mrmattimation My parents actually had me pretty late (my father is almost 60) but they pretty much lived and breathed their jobs (and still do). I'm not complaining though, I had a happy and privileged upbringing that many will never have. But I guess my parents were just working at that point to afford all the luxuries in life they didn't have growing up, which I can't blame them for, but I guess the point I'm getting to is that I've always been a bit distant from my folks and I'm okay with that now. Or so I hope.
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The protagonist of this story just threw himself out the window of the train because he's pretty sure he's a ticking time bomb
Saturday, 27-Sep-14 23:37:21 UTC from web
