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And likely unpopular: i enjoy pomegranate the most of any fruit.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 00:02:12 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal ... Wonder if we get them from there then. Could have sworn it usually says, california pomegranate, at the selection they have at my grocery store.
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This couch gag is weiiiird.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 00:01:44 UTC from web -
I mean, you know, unless football lasted longer than anticipated.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:59:58 UTC from web -
ONE MINUTE FOLKS
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:59:42 UTC from web -
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:55:15 UTC from web
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@mrmattimation Still better service than Comcast #sickboournz
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@redenchilada Hey now that's not fair
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A new episode of The Simpsons in seven minutes! Then Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and then another episode of The Simpsons which unfortunately involves Seth MacFarlane.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:53:55 UTC from web -
Actually, black coffee has no calories or sugar and has been shown to reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:49:27 UTC from web- Scribus and awlxaĺan like this.
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@northernnarwhal That doesn't affect me because I'm unlikely to live past 25! Hey hey! *honks nose*
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@mrmattimation Yeah, that's what I thought, too, and here I am, 31 and only getting worse.
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I think someone paid me a visit today. http://pny.lv/4q2d
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:47:26 UTC from web-
@colfax Spooky scary skeleclouds, send shivers down your spine
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@mrmattimation Discord.
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I don't hate Pepsi but Coca-Cola is worlds better
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:47:17 UTC from web -
Yeah. Yeah I think 1 liter of coffee is not enough.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:14:35 UTC from web- MetalTao likes this.
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@beatstrings STAWP! I am not naive. I totally know what you mean! Yup/
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"and that kids, is how i met Tyler Perry"
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:27:53 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'm sorry.
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[7:17:18 PM] Matt Connor: YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD KIDS
[7:17:24 PM] Matt Connor: SHE HAD A TERMINAL ILLNESS AND NOW SHE'S DEAD
[7:17:29 PM] Matt Connor: AND THAT'S HOW I MET HER
[7:17:36 PM] Andrew Bonieskie: that wasn't the point
[7:17:42 PM] Matt Connor: I'm not even taking this seriously
[7:17:46 PM] Andrew Bonieskie: it was about how he still had the hots for aunt robin
[7:17:50 PM] Andrew Bonieskie: they said it themselves
[7:17:54 PM] Andrew Bonieskie: they knew the story was bogus
[7:17:58 PM] Andrew Bonieskie: THAT'S THE POINT!
[7:18:08 PM] Matt Connor: I'm aware.Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:21:09 UTC from web -
The Simpsons has declined less in 25 years than Family Guy has in 15. I shudder to think of Family Guy's 20th season.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:17:07 UTC from web -
"There was TOO MUCH PENETRATION in this football team"
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:11:51 UTC from web -
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Hahahaha did that football announcer seriously just say "too much penetration"
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:09:25 UTC from web -
I come home and WHO THE kiwi DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN LIGHTS OFF WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN THE ROOM YOU grapesS
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:07:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation More like ali(mooning)
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I'm running out of bad anime puns come on somebody give me something
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:04:50 UTC from web -
Attack on Tin-Tin
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:03:52 UTC from web -
The animators probably get so tired that the executives need to Pokemon.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:03:26 UTC from web -
We need to Attack on the Titan that is big anime
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:01:55 UTC from web -
Anime makes me wanna Kill la Kill myself
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:01:23 UTC from web -
God, damn. Why has Luna been invading my thoughts fer a while now?
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 22:51:26 UTC from web-
@beatstrings Oh cherries.
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@mrmattimation Why would... Oh.
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Dear cat owners: what does it mean when your cat is totally calm one minute and the next he's doing a 360 kickflip
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 22:57:02 UTC from web -
Jesus my cat is acting like he just took some LSD and it's finally starting to kick in
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 22:55:02 UTC from web -
I'm scared. http://rainbowdash.net/url/782943
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 22:47:07 UTC from web -
Just FYI Hasbro bought me out and now they're in charge of MLB 2. I didn't quite know when the best time would be to inform you so I decided to do it when almost nobody was on.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 22:38:37 UTC from web -
Seth MacFarlane will be doing a Facebook Q&A tonight at 8:30, right before The Family Man Goes to Springland! Go ask him when MLB 2 is coming out!
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 22:36:27 UTC from web -
My secondary display is higher res than my laptop.
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 22:15:22 UTC from web-
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@dibmembrane Ellipses
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HELP ME MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK!!!
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 21:59:36 UTC from web-
MetalTao likes this.
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@mrmattimation Thank you! I am saved from the danger of caps lock.
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@metaltao I had already tried that...
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I took a 35 second excerpt from Joe's latest song, might see if I can use this as the My Little Brony credits music. Thoughts? http://rainbowdash.net/url/782922
Sunday, 28-Sep-14 21:56:29 UTC from web
