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In my dream I was a Midsummer Murders-type detective trying to solve a murder in like a craft store or chintzy shop. None of my suspects were being co-operative so someone lit a fire so everybody had to evacuate and it turned out all the suspects were vampires and incinerated in the sunlight. That case solved itself
Friday, 17-Mar-17 11:02:15 UTC from web -
two sex bots liked my (hilarious) tweet and they both have the same profile pic but one is flipped horizontally
Friday, 17-Mar-17 10:54:20 UTC from web-
@tiffany Are you one of them?
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@takePotato Knishesakenji wanna find out? ; ) #batcave #hotdickings
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Dat dat daddladdle at dat circus dat dat daddleaddle at dat afro
Friday, 17-Mar-17 10:40:16 UTC from web -
The Sailor Moon landing was fake
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 17:09:01 UTC from web- takeshitakenji, lambadalambda and clacke like this.
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@thelastgherkin It would be awkward if two men landed there.
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@adiwan That's one small step in the name of the moon, one giant leap for punishing you
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Rigging CG models for LEGO minifigures must be like, 90% copy and paste
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 21:30:44 UTC from web -
This kind of thing is why I stopped using Facebook http://pny.lv/1f0ij
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 13:33:01 UTC from web -
It's my day off. Time to watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 09:55:05 UTC from web -
This guy's fiancée looks a lot like Optimus Prime http://pny.lv/1ezco
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 22:09:11 UTC from web- sonyam likes this.
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@thelastgherkin are you jealous
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this place is still around, holy crap.
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 11:07:17 UTC from web-
@rnbwdashiswin And why did you figure that RDN had perished by now ? Whether through competence or something else, the owner is awesome
*looks up who the owner is*
Oh, CeruleanSpark. Well that means RDN will probably remain here until the cows come home.
Not sure if that is how you use that proverb.
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"What are we going to do with a turtle that has a traffic light stuck in its head?" ... Thanks for making me relive that moment Twitch.
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 01:24:29 UTC from web -
Apparently someone compiled Breaking Bad into a single ( 126 hour long ) movie. I wonder where I can download that.
Tuesday, 14-Mar-17 20:53:52 UTC from web -
Hey @tiffany how is having your own wiki working out for you
Tuesday, 14-Mar-17 20:23:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I haven't done anything with it for a while but aside from struggling with infoboxes because the coding is outdated it was pretty perfect
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"vibrating pole clean energy" is probably one of the weirdest things I searched for today"
Tuesday, 14-Mar-17 19:57:52 UTC from web -
Too many harpsichords today
Monday, 13-Mar-17 19:36:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No such thing.
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@takekiwiakenji @thelastgherkin Pretty sure they're real.
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@takeFrankerZakenji No! Not like this! http://pny.lv/1euoa
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Today in "science with people who know nothing about physics" I was asked just howmany engines that would produce 80 micronewtons of force it would take to lit a bit bulky guy of 102 KGS off the ground, and then howmuch power that would take if every engine ate about 100 Watts a piece ... ... I think I got trolled since the answer is
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 20:28:20 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@critialcloudkicker That's premium quality trolling
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This "John Tron" guy looks like an adult Steven Universe
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 19:31:41 UTC from web -
(record scratch)
(freeze frame)
Yes, that is one. One's probably wondering how one ended up in this situation... http://pny.lv/1es6y
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 18:56:03 UTC from web -
Today's mood: that Home Improvement outtake where Tim Taylor (Tim Allen) is arguing with a talking Buzz Lightyear toy (Tim Allen)
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 09:45:35 UTC from web -
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Are the "people" who were mad at Ghostbusters because of ladies also mad at the new The Smurfs: The Lost Village (populated only by female smurves)?
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 20:25:47 UTC from web- Matt repeated this.
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@thelastgherkin I feel like you've demonstrated more pathos for the Smurfs franchise in three posts than anyone else has had in 50 years
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@tiffany That's exactly what the answer to that Smurf personality test said
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@thelastgherkin ...Smurfsonality test
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Spongebath Squarepants
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 20:14:01 UTC from web -
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 19:51:32 UTC from web -
If I have one problem (pause for laughter) it's that I'm a big scaredy poopy pants but I love horror franchise Lore
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 12:08:38 UTC from web -
Looks like future Stardock games may come to Linux thanks to Vulkan. Personally, I'm still a little salty they sold Impulse to GameStop; that place had potential.
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@dolus Yeap, too bad Stardock is based in Ann Arbor so there was no way they could keep up with the demand in needed manpower after Stardock exploded somewhere back in 2010. Then again I would rather look towards the future and go "WOO ! Vulkan ! More Linux games !"
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@critialcloudkicker It's still a maybe at this point... but it does show how much OpenGL was holding Linux back, gaming-wise.
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Do you ever feel like you have to vomit out Content just to exorcise it from your brain
Friday, 10-Mar-17 22:37:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I don't feel it but I do it anyway
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Remember back in the 90s when we had to be absurdly specific in our search criteria? I miss that.
Friday, 10-Mar-17 21:15:44 UTC from web -
Yeah thanks Google http://pny.lv/1eoo1
Friday, 10-Mar-17 21:14:51 UTC from web -
Good on Jack Monroe for taking all of Katie Hopkins's money. Bad on every newspaper report I've read not using Monroe's pronouns correctly.
Friday, 10-Mar-17 19:33:13 UTC from web -
Great minds thinkpiece alike
Friday, 10-Mar-17 16:27:27 UTC from web -
I maaaade thiiiiiiiiis
You're gonna be the one who plaaays thiiiiiiis http://pny.lv/1eo1d
Friday, 10-Mar-17 14:50:56 UTC from web- orungano repeated this.
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@thelastgherkin motherbanana this country
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@awl Today is your day http://pny.lv/1eo34
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@thelastgherkin You're lovely. This is my new Psybrid Theory.
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I saw more "When's International Men's Day" jokes than I did "Whe's International Men's Day" with sincerity and I gotta be honest they were both cherrying annoying
Friday, 10-Mar-17 09:58:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin All the people don't know how to use search engines and Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day
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