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I heard Jeff Goldblum wandered onto the Thor set dressed like this and they had to rewrite the movie around his ramblings because they wanted to use the footage http://pny.lv/1elyx
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:21:20 UTC from web -
Did anyone ever find the porn Matt drew
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:16:58 UTC from web-
@tiffany I misread "budge" as "bulge"
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@thelastgherkin Speaking as the man who sold his house for $100 pornography, that's pretty gross
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@thelastgherkin You'll never find it motherkiwier, I PMed it to the client
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Wow I forgot the Ratchet and Clank movie even happened
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 21:49:15 UTC from web -
I was not expecting to be in Agents of SHIELD.
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:49:42 UTC from web -
People who display their kinks in public spaces around children are people who deserve a swift kick to the mouth
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:24:41 UTC from web-
@tiffany What if my kink is a swift kick to the mouth surrounded by children
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@thelastgherkin I'm kick shaming
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I dreamed the toilet was full of curry and I had to keep disassembling the toilet why was it in the tank why was it in the cistern why was the toilet full of curry why why why
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 08:32:17 UTC from web -
I'm here for this http://pny.lv/1ei78
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 10:45:50 UTC from web -
We need all hands on deck if we're gonna get to regionals.
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 09:18:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin *grabs zodiac deck*
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twitch ads are the worst because it forces you to miss like 60 seconds of the stream which is unlike pretty much any other commercial
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 18:07:24 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker As I keep saying, I don't expect an ad-free experience
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@tiffany I can not find that when I press the in context button. I hope you were not expecting me to know that you were not expecting an ad-free experience.
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@critialcloudkicker Dude, many sites have ads, but twitch forces you to stop watching the vid and look at ladies' razor blades for 30s
why not just have an always on silent add on top of the chat, or something like that
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Does anyone know where I can watch Everyone Loves Raymond in the original Japanese
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 22:33:00 UTC from web -
So blocking is still a set-in-stone thing with our current iteration on this site and I forgot about that and blocked @tiffany as a joke. I bananaed up and I'd like much to have that remedied.
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:27:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin thank you
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@awl All I did was inform the big cheese.
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@thelastgherkin i fail to see how going to Glouchestershire has anything to do with this but hey
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"The couple celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary this month" Yo you're only supposed to have one a year, not five per month
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:14:49 UTC from web -
smugloli is like 95% neo-nazis how come my post advocating white supremacy didn't immediately get faved by everyone there
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 20:38:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Holy Potato Knishes is that what they're network's named? I just got that
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ayyyy, been a while.
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 18:17:31 UTC from web-
@fiberone Hey it is Rainbow Shibe
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Eh? Eh??
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 17:23:42 UTC from web -
Oh, no wonder my contact lenses are so expensive. My new eye doctor is in the EXPENSIVE HIPSTER DISCTRICT
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:12:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Hipster district? Never heard of it.
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Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:52:04 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin To be fair I went out of my way to watch that one
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@thelastgherkin I wouldn't watch that. The episode was a spectacular mess. Spectacular on the one hand but in the long run the mess would stifle heavily any enjoyment.
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W-why is Tim Cook's Wikipedia page laid out like a politician's? http://rainbowdash.net/url/857506
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:34:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'll take the question "how to spot an egomaniacal success" for 200 please
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I'm watching too many D&D-related videos on Youtube.
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:18:32 UTC from web-
@adiwan Could be worse, you could be watching 2 hour long video's "NASA and Science". I found that thing at 1:36:00 especially interesting ( sort of because I thought I was being fed clickbait by clipboard a few days ago. Turns out that the MMC's just know less science than me. Kinda like that one XKCD comic I can not find on que right now )
How is this related to watching D&D-related video's ? ... Well unlike me, you might actually put to use the knowledge attained. Me ? I am probably not going to launch an enormous electromagnetic field generator to station itself in the Martian orbit around the sun to drag Mars through it's magnetotrail. Whereas the chance of you slaughtering Owlbears is almost all but absolute at this point. https://livestream.com/viewnow/vision2050/videos/150701155 -
@critialcloudkicker I'm trying really hard to remember if I had encountered an Owlbear in the current campaign. Our characters are level 9. Last campaign we had a race with owlbears in front of the carriages. It was a one-shot side quest with low-level characters that our characters hired just to try and test the 5th edition rules. It's kinda sad that I can't think of any encounters from this campaign because it's one of my most favourite monsters. The search function of our wiki doesn't result any entry with owlbears.
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Wallspin except it's the exact opposite http://pny.lv/1egej
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:33:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You have the gift
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Today is gonna be the day that the day is gonna be the day
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 13:39:08 UTC from web-
orungano likes this.
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@thelastgherkin nice
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Good epitaph idea: Tony Hawk's underground
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 12:00:06 UTC from web -
This looks safe... does the owner even realise that this is the exact reason why we do not have flying cars yet ? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/857499
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 11:39:19 UTC from web -
I dreamed the Wachowskis grew beards to make the press stutter and apologise about stuff
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 10:13:26 UTC from web- lambadalambda likes this.
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WELL I'M A TUMBLER
Monday, 06-Mar-17 23:28:58 UTC from web-
@tiffany My condoleanses. Or did you cheat the system and still have your soul ?
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Someone just forwarded this to me. I guess this is one way to break the heart of the child in me. Thanks Nintendo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc ( and this is just the tip, or so I've heard )
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:57:56 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker This is beautiful
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@adiwan I guess in some very sadistic kinda way it could be, yes. Do I fear this will be the end of Nintendo as a hardware business ? probably. But bundle that with words about Nintendo putting copyright strikes/claims on Youtuber video's which bring these problems to light & the fact that if the end user has dead pixels the headlines of news outlets scream that it is the users problem ( such as the guardian ). Well yeah, now the answer to the question "Do I fear this will be the end of Nintendo as a hardware business ?" becomes indubitably.
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My Secret Agent Noel Coward high concept finally has a villain: Nazi Agent Coco Chanel
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:38:42 UTC from web -
Why did I block any of these http://pny.lv/1eek1
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:27:50 UTC from web -
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Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:00:08 UTC from web -
Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook!- takeshitakenji repeated this.
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@takePotato Knishesakenji Why did you think I wanted this
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@thelastgherkin would you not like to be fingered by captain hook
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@mrmattimation Why did you think I wanted this
