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My favourite celebrity couple is Hideo Kojima and Mads Mikkelsen
Friday, 17-Feb-17 12:48:45 UTC from web -
Concept: interactive/singalong Rocky Horror style Star Wars Episode IV featuring all the unfunny and overused jokes made about that film
Friday, 17-Feb-17 10:35:26 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin There has to be a Han solo song.
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@thelastgherkin That reminds me that I still have to buy a Kinect in order to play this magnificent game.
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http://pny.lv/1cqtt This annotated version of Mouth Moods lyrics is a good read.
Friday, 17-Feb-17 09:57:41 UTC from web -
Friday, 17-Feb-17 09:41:47 UTC from web
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I wonder what Falco Lombardi porn that one guy's avatar is cropped from
Thursday, 16-Feb-17 10:09:08 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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Mitch Hedberg: The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."
Thursday, 16-Feb-17 09:17:09 UTC from web -
Cowboy life hack: keep saying "buffalo" until you form a sentence
Thursday, 16-Feb-17 09:15:06 UTC from web -
You don't wanna see my hand, where my hand be at?
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 19:16:32 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You don't wanna see my bees
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Whenever I feel sad and someone asks me what's wrong and I don't want to deal with their line of questioning, I just sniff and pretend like I'm coming down with something
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 18:48:53 UTC from web-
@tiffany Shocking revelations from "No Sniff Tiff"
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@thelastgherkin this is the worst day I've had in the past 24 hours
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We noticed you're using an Ad Blocker. Fandom-powered wikia is powered by fans, for search engine optimisation oops I mean for fans
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 18:23:52 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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My Fiio X1 MP3 player had the weirdest glitch. Suddenly it didn't display any files although plugging it in as a drive revealed that the SD card worked fine and no files were lost. I had to downgrade and upgrade the firmware in order to make it work again.
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 11:00:47 UTC from web-
@adiwan I've read that that thing becomes racist towards some SDcards with some update, but last I heard of that was 9 months ago or so. They've been sure to patch that since, no ?
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@critialcloudkicker I used the newest stable firmware 2.0 (with an alternative official theme) and it was released a few months ago (at least I was aware of it). I had no major complaints until now except for an id3 tag bug that didn't recognize the correct tags from certain id3 tag programs but that was patched with the 2.0 release.
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Who is Jerry Mander
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 10:15:06 UTC from web -
RT @rekastnered a honest Luminescent Serum is that it leaves you with less Luminescent Serum.
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 09:06:07 UTC from web -
I'm not perfect, but at least I don't roleplay in youtube comments sections
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 21:09:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin i like seeing people with names like "Vegeta" say things like "death to all the cherryrs and jews"
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@mrmattimation To be fair Vegeta was a xenophobe
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Meatspin
one week since you looked at meTuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:15:12 UTC from web -
I left the deviantart Pinkieism group, and now they're letting in Nazi ponies
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:12:35 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You were their moral compass
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I got Valentines from every lunchlady except one
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:01:43 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No, chris hemsworth caught the attention of all the gay dudes, while AFAIK being straight. You caught the attention of all the straight ladies while being gay.
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@nerthos I get that a lot, on account of the handsomeness
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@thelastgherkin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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My cinema offers "Fifty Shades Darker" in English but NOT Lego Batman. INJUSTICE!
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 19:55:26 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer repeated this.
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@adiwan For some reason it is not unexpected that Germany is into Fifty Shades Darker
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@thelastgherkin I would laugh about it but it's too infuriating to react otherwise.
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@adiwan ;_;7
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Just watched the Justice League Action episode "Play Date". Toyman traps the League in a Street Fighter type game. It's as incredible as it sounds.
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 19:13:52 UTC from web -
Roses are red, violets are blue, he's the first member of the DK Crew
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 16:47:02 UTC from web -
I destroyed my leg on a bollard
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 16:13:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I'm surprised you could even fit on one
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Happy socially-acceptable kinky sex day
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 06:40:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Ugh, don't remind me.
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@thelastgherkin please clarify: is this a day where all sexual kinks are acceptable, or is a day celebrating only the socially acceptable ones?
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@zennx Yep
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Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 07:04:55 UTC from web
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Song Facts: Continuity errors: Was Not Was: Walk the Dinosaur (1988): Miami Vice did not exist forty million years ago
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It's weird how Cee Lo Green sounds exactly like Gnarls Barkley
Monday, 13-Feb-17 18:31:45 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's weirder that phil Collins sounds exactly like peter Gabriel.
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No mowah dinasowahs
Monday, 13-Feb-17 17:18:18 UTC from web