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@Ceruleanspark is secretly taunting me
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:16:16 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark ... you didn't do that?
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@actualrudolph No I totally did, I just find it amusing that nothing else has been deleted since.
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@ceruleanspark Oh okay.
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You know what I think, alt-right dudes and dudettes? You're too CHICKEN to boycott everything. I am CALLING YOU OUT.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:22:40 UTC from web -
I find the podcast Marc Maron did with Gallagher really hilarious because he's trying to defend his jokes by saying "Jews are risible!! Don't be such a baby!!" and then proceeds to leave the interview halfway through
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:21:28 UTC from web-
@tiffany Go back to your safe space. PS if you say anything I disagree with I spend the next 16-24 hours tweetng abuse at you.
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Sometimes I wonder why most of entertainment is left wing but then I remember that's because it doesn't really take anything to be all inclusive but being actively discriminatory for the sake of humour is just kind of unfunny
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:17:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany One of the golden rules of comedy is to never punch down, and one of the golden rules of being right wing is to hold yourself superior to everyone else. Those two don't play well together.
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@ceruleanspark "Why are you all getting offended???" says the person whose career is dependent on being outrageous
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what's the name of that watermelon crushing comedian again
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:19:43 UTC from web-
@tiffany Gallagher
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@ceruleanspark thank you
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Listen I'm just saying that if you feel like a film that is an allegory for fighting Nazis personally attacks you, you should probably seriously rethink what you're getting offended by. I'm not saying you're a nazi, because you probably aren't, I'm just saying you probably are focusing on the wrong thing right now.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:13:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation How dare you assume I'm not a Nazi
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@mrmattimation Nazis have been oppressed for too long, it's our civic duty to fight for their rights as a minority.
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Adam and Eve, and Steve.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:13:02 UTC from web -
Studies show a large correlation between grammatical syntax and homophobia.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:10:46 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph It's Adam and Eve not Adam, and Steve
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@tiffany Why can't we have Adam, Eve, and Steve?
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@actualrudolph Adam gets jealous because his girlfriend is only spending half of her time with him, so it's Eve 'n' Steven
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is bepis still censored
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:03:12 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph I disagree
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@tiffany You're banned
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Dunkin Donuts donuts were really disappointing but the first Coke in their fridge had Tiffany on it so they get a thumbs up from me
Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:41:41 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph This was two years ago, also now that I think about it it's weird that they sold Coke because North Carolina was almost entirely a Pepsi state, what with Pepsi being invented in New Bern and all. Now that I've typed all of this out I hope this wasn't a cocaine joke because you're better than that
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@tiffany No it was a "Tiffany really grapeing loves Pepsi" joke
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@actualrudolph I do really batcaveing love Pepsi
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I should do that thing where I can whitelist specific youtube channels instead of turning it off manually but i'd have to revert back to regular adblock
Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:44:06 UTC from web-
@tiffany My Adblock is just off on most sites. I only use it for sites like WatchCartoonOnline where they really probably shouldn't be getting revenue.
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@mrmattimation I don't use sites like that because it's super illegal, but if I hypothetically did use that website in particular I'd still have to block some of their ads manually because that website is hypothetically a pain in the ass
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@mrmattimation Go to jail
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I eat at Dunkin Donuts at least once a week but I never eat donuts
Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:36:58 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation What do they even serve there other than donuts? I've never been.
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@actualrudolph Sandwiches. Specifically, I'm eating a turkey, bacon, and cheddar sandwich. It's p good
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@mrmattimation I genuinely had no idea.
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also why does YouTube fade out/in halfway through every video over 10 minutes
Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:03:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin oh yeah, that might be it
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@tiffany Then you're skipping what ought to be a mid-video advert break.
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@thelastgherkin I can't believe YouTube is guilt tripping me into doing the right thing like this
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what's with this new body shaming meme going around facebook
Friday, 09-Dec-16 13:53:55 UTC from web-
@tiffany I don't acknowledge Facebook memes
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@actualrudolph I miss the Minions
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Why does Sportacus have a villain mustache?
Friday, 09-Dec-16 13:01:13 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Makes him more streamlined
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@tiffany It was pretty aggressive of them to defy moustache stereotypes
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@actualrudolph there are no hairier types of stereotypes
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http://pny.lv/160db Official proof that this meme has gone too far
Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:56:20 UTC from web -
Also I was wishing I was dead thirty minutes before I was born
Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:40:41 UTC from web -
if that doesn't make you wish you were dead then you're a stronger man than me
Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:37:38 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph I've been wishing I was dead for like 12 hours now so suck on that
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@tiffany Joke's on you, this morning was like 14 hours ago for me
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@actualrudolph foiled again
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Beware the man who speaks in memes
Friday, 09-Dec-16 09:28:00 UTC from web -
Long boy
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:30:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark haha long boy
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Something went wrong when I tried to remove boner guys.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:03:19 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@ceruleanspark jeez
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@ceruleanspark this is the pinnacle of humanity
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boner
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:02:45 UTC from web -
Wayback only has one page for ECH, and this is at the top of it. http://pny.lv/15xzj
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 22:14:07 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer and orungano like this.
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@thelastgherkin My favourite thing about this is that the alternative to CC licensing is for me to retain sole ownership of all the posts.
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@ceruleanspark You always lowed 'dem apples
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@ceruleanspark I mean, you love dicks
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IM SUCKING MY OWN mangoK AND DYING
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 21:13:28 UTC from web-
@tiffany Me too
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@ceruleanspark hold me closer George Costanza
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Thursday, 08-Dec-16 19:39:17 UTC from web-
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@nerthos Time to shut down the website. This is its peak
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@ceruleanspark I am glad to have been a part of it.
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...so, uh, the season finale of South Park left the Member Berries storyline completely unresolved. I guess it's gonna continue into next season.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 03:32:40 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation dude, spoilers
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@zennx Mr. Garrison apples Lenart Bedragger to death and the PC fraternity from Season 19 reappears. Also Kenny dies for the first time since Season 17 and Big Gay Al is killed off to make room for Garrison in Mr. Slave's life.
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@mrmattimation OI STOP WITH THE SPOILIN ALREADY
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We are Number One, but it's performed by @nerthos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:37:06 UTC from web- rw likes this.
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@ceruleanspark We are deus miles
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@ceruleanspark Genuinely died at "NO DON'T BESIEGE CONSTANTINOPLE", thanks for this
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We are number one, except performed by gnu social instances
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:34:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Have you ever caught like, a real super tooter?
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In the original Icelandic play on which the television series was based, Áfram Latibær! (Go LazyTown!) in 1996, Sportacus was an elf called Íþróttaálfurinn (The Athletic Elf) who possessed magical powers. His costume consisted of a navy-blue tunic, baggy green trousers and a large burnt umber hat. He also had a large, thick, blonde moustache and matching goatee beard.
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:30:05 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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high quality ripoffs
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 16:07:57 UTC from web-
@tiffany The RDN dream
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