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Friday, 01-Jun-18 11:37:29 UTC from web -
turmeric foreskin
Friday, 01-Jun-18 11:37:05 UTC from web -
[borat voice] hey peter
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It's called clopping, dad
Thursday, 31-May-18 18:56:03 UTC from web -
Work paid me in full for doing absolutely nothing this month. It's like I never left
Thursday, 31-May-18 17:28:23 UTC from web -
Thursday, 31-May-18 17:27:49 UTC from web -
PUNCH YOUR DAD
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Monday, 28-May-18 20:34:17 UTC from web -
G-F-O-T-Y-G-F-O-T-Y-G-F-O-T-Y-G-F-O-T-Y-G-F-O-T-Y
Sunday, 27-May-18 15:11:23 UTC from web -
Don’t know why but as much as I feel it’ll be a waste of time I want to see season 2 13 Reasons Why
Thursday, 24-May-18 15:31:39 UTC from web -
I've sort of become an anti-atheist recently, in that I don't think God has any faith in us
Thursday, 24-May-18 14:45:21 UTC from web -
also if your baby just papayaing dies for no reason how do you talk yourself out of that one
Thursday, 24-May-18 13:30:39 UTC from web-
@tiff hell, imagine if you were Marybeth Tinning, her family had 11(?) children who died and before she was arrested 7 of those were diagnosed as SIDS deaths
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honestly if i put all that effort into making a child and it just randomly died i'd feel really mugged off
Thursday, 24-May-18 13:34:32 UTC from web -
i mean give the little bastards a chance to eat a battery or something jesus
Thursday, 24-May-18 13:28:40 UTC from web -
it's a serious dick move that we have a thing called sudden infant death syndrome
Thursday, 24-May-18 13:27:57 UTC from web -
boy oh boy
Wednesday, 23-May-18 18:44:04 UTC from web -
Uh oh
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I am God
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grapein, volcanoes! The paths of the celestial bodies! The omnidirectional nature of gravity!! #roundearth
Monday, 21-May-18 21:59:46 UTC from web-
@tiff Well, sure, but there is no reason such a hoax couldn't be pulled off on a globe.
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that's pretty cool. The incest was weird and that's terrible
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My Spotify premium account ran out for 10 minutes and Christ I forgot how belligerent these ads are
Sunday, 20-May-18 11:25:49 UTC from web -
also San Junipero is like top 3 Black Mirror
Sunday, 20-May-18 10:47:57 UTC from web -
I mean it was kinda San Junipero the Musical but that's hardly a bad thing when it's Janelle
Sunday, 20-May-18 10:47:32 UTC from web -
Janelle Monáe is legitimately one of the most essential figures in the industry right now and it's tragic that not more people are paying attention when she's crafting masterpieces left and right like the Dirty Computer emotion picture
Sunday, 20-May-18 10:45:06 UTC from web -
dunno why people are complaining about how much money the royal wedding cost, it probably GENERATED more money with the tourism boost
Sunday, 20-May-18 06:44:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I just want my taxes to go towards our crumbling health service tbh
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goddamn season 2 of Unfortunate Events was way better than the first, I forgot how brutal the story gets
Saturday, 19-May-18 17:07:29 UTC from web-
@awl honestly same, the last two chapters were genuinely kinda creepy kiwied up and i am HERE for it
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HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S YOUR HEALTH BEEN? HOW'S YOUR HEALTH BEEN? HOW'S YOUR HEALTH? BEEN HOW'S YOUR HEALTH BEEN? FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY HOW'S THE CHURCH? HOW'S THE JOB? HOW'S THE CHURCH? HOW'S THE JOB? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? HOW'S THE FAMILY? BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE FANCY SEEING YOU HERE TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN TIME AND OFF AGAIN
Thursday, 17-May-18 08:59:44 UTC from web -
n-not because he's black
Wednesday, 16-May-18 17:27:41 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 16-May-18 09:27:27 UTC from web-
@scribus if I can get a Pepsi-shaped phone case I'll reconsider beginning my prop comedy career
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@mrmattimation i'm glad donald has made it acceptable to look filthy and unkempt in public
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thanos is one letter away from thanks
Saturday, 12-May-18 17:48:59 UTC from web
