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still feeling blessed that I got the one surgery that only prevents me from eating stuff I hate anyway like mushrooms
Friday, 11-May-18 13:36:33 UTC from web -
It's bad but I'll never not laugh when someone's response to someone's death is "hope they're okay"
Friday, 11-May-18 13:05:06 UTC from web-
@awl It wasn't terrible, really. I found it disappointingly mediocre. One of those "I'd like it better if it was bad enough to laugh at" things. More of the same, more or less. And now I'm wondering if it would be worse to say a film sucked or a film was pointless...
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@scribus i’d go with ‘pointless’ simply because ‘sucked’ indicates an invoking of reaction to it. Like Thankskilling I sucked. Thankskilling III was pointless.
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damn what a twist
Friday, 11-May-18 12:55:00 UTC from web -
"This is about being random" I immediately hate this episode of Steven Universe
Friday, 11-May-18 11:44:55 UTC from web -
I like that Sadie Killer and the Suspects genuinely sound like a Misfits-era punk band
Thursday, 10-May-18 20:43:04 UTC from web -
this episode is far too freudian
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:34:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i'm not saying i'm not into it
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stevonnie genocide route
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:29:27 UTC from web -
emerald looks like a homestuck
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:22:44 UTC from web -
i just made the connection between sour cream and onion
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:49:34 UTC from web -
at what point am I supposed to want Dewey to keep being mayor
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:10:09 UTC from web -
jesus christ, even this linear plotted episode is filler
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:04:12 UTC from web -
time to get invested back in stevey u, maybe
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:02:35 UTC from web -
I'm finally back to a level of health where I can overeat again
Thursday, 10-May-18 07:43:39 UTC from web -
Do I need to catch up on Steven Universe
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@mrmattimation which one was Greg again, was he the two lesbians
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@tiff Greg was the high school dropout who made a YouTube video telling everybody to vote for Hillary Clinton
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MAKE YOUR MONEY BLACK MAN
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The Sonic Boom TV series is such a triumph
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birth birth birth birth Birth Birth Birth Birth BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH
Sunday, 06-May-18 08:27:00 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Congratulations for your hexadeca-tuplets.
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How do I become a #gallbladder
Friday, 04-May-18 08:48:30 UTC from web -
I'm home
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It's kinda crazy that I had major invasive life altering surgery on Wednesday and I get to go home a week later and just do FrankerZ
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Should be going home tomorrow lads
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Being taught how to use the bathroom at age 20
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Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan in America we have a guy who does that for us because we aren’t a third world country (like Germany is)
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Like I would have won a game of Splatoon with the amount of floor I puked on
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Man I had NO idea it was possible to produce the amount of vomit I've produced
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I sincerely would not wish having a catheter removed from your urethra unto anybody I've ever met
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A squat works.
Thursday, 26-Apr-18 21:14:18 UTC from web -
I am officially bananating out of a hole in my stomach
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I'm so cherryed on morphine lads
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Pros: potentially reversible if it works well, I can use it as a self defence mechanism like a squid
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It's my intestine
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@mrmattimation @scribus it's extremely Fluffle Puffed but tbh it's all uphill from here
