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Just been driving around the IE, blasting the new Andrew WK album for the past two hours.
Friday, 02-Mar-18 21:55:17 UTC from web -
I haven't watched Hamilton because I'm not white enough but I love this Weird Al polka about it https://youtu.be/3v0c6smpHSk
Friday, 02-Mar-18 10:52:16 UTC from web -
My mum just sent me a purple devil emoji, that means she's dtf right
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@tiff Can't imagine what else that could possibly mean.
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@actualrudolph if she means something else then i'll have some explaining to do
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shoutout to my grandmother for sharing an article titled 'segregation had to be invented'
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:10:12 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation space isn't real dickeater
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Everything Everything — A Deeper Sea / EP REVIEW https://t.co/M4snYRQ3xA
Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 21:50:23 UTC from web -
Shout out to the guy in my dream last night who was some kind of college professor giving me a questionnaire about mental health but most of the questionnaire was a table asking about how and when I jerk it
Monday, 26-Feb-18 09:14:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Important to one's mental health.
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POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 21:04:36 UTC from web -
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!Sunday, 25-Feb-18 21:02:37 UTC from web -
WAX THE NIP
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 15:32:50 UTC from web -
Is there a speedrunning community but for food? What ever the WR is for eating a 12-box of Krispy Kreme, I'm very sure that I could beat it (this post is half cry for help, half humble brag that I've eaten 12 Krispy Kreme donuts in the space of about 20 hours)
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:29 UTC from web -
Kero Kero Bonito — TOTEP / EP REVIEW https://t.co/4y9fR4Wo44
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 14:54:23 UTC from web -
sometimes i forget some of my twitter followers know me in real life and see me on a weekly basis
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 14:36:06 UTC from web -
copy-pasting your tweets over to RDN is the new meta
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:49 UTC from web -
"But Tiff! Voracious and appalling though you are," you posit, rudely but fairly, "20 hours is but 100 minutes per Kreme. A fool's victory!" To that, I say: you're the fool. That was just me eating for fun. Imagine the boundless heights I'd reach if I were eating for attention.
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:40 UTC from web -
How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 09:33:54 UTC from web-
@scribus About 21,000 miles, and don't call me Flaccid
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I THOUGHT I WAS ONLY ACTING BUT I FELT EXACTLY LIKE IT WAS ALL FOR REAL
Friday, 23-Feb-18 22:06:11 UTC from web -
writing writing writing writing writing writing writing writing
Friday, 23-Feb-18 17:56:37 UTC from web -
suuuuuuuuuper excited for new Janelle Monáe album
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 22:04:22 UTC from web -
The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 18:01:16 UTC from web-
@scribus Whoof, a full-name ultimatum
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Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:47:36 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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the activists are heroes. the students and teachers who defended their colleagues with their lives are heroes. i sincerely ask the conspiracy theorists and detractors to go and apple themselves.
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:45:05 UTC from web-
@tiff It’s those right-wing conspiracy theorists and the NRA that are ultimately going to cause a good deal of my guns to be subject to a ban. It’s much easier for civilian disarmament activists to paint us as lunatics when right-wing jackasses get all the media exposure. People like myself who favor root cause mitigation aren’t given a platform, as it undermines the civilian disarmament agenda.
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i don't care what your politics are, disparaging the victims of a tragedy like this makes you a truly disgusting individual who i'm ashamed to share oxygen with.
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:45:50 UTC from web-
@tiff nah, they should keep doing it, Florida politicians have terrible job security so if the GOP keeps downplaying the shooting they're just gonna lose a bunch of their seats in the state legislature
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@mrmattimation this is actually something i can usually get behind but just for a little while i want the likes of dinesh d'souza to shut the cherry up
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stop enabling the deaths of children you repugnant, sub-human motherbatcaveers.
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:46:39 UTC from web -
i know this isn't a particularly grand take but all of this stuff about parkland makes me so, so, so, so sad
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:43:44 UTC from web -
tiffany hates black people
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:01:15 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation what are they so angry about?
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Marvel films will increase dramatically in quality after Stan Lee dies
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Black Panther is a decent film
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Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 09:29:52 UTC from web -
me: i hate when liberals overreact because it makes left wing people look bad
also me: i hope dinesh d'souza's wife gets hit by an 18-wheelerTuesday, 20-Feb-18 23:23:24 UTC from web-
@tiff Come up with your own hyper complex and parodical ideology that is so reflective and reflexive that it becomes impossible to be shown in a bad light when you comment on anything.
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America hates you too
Tuesday, 20-Feb-18 23:11:04 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
