Matt Carlson's home timeline

Notices

  1. How I missed you, 8GB of RAM.

    Wednesday, 18-May-16 01:54:26 UTC from web
    • Only having 4GB of RAM is a pain on any modern OS like how are you supposed to do ANYTHING

      Monday, 16-May-16 03:46:40 UTC from web
    • someone made porn of the dat boi frog

      Monday, 16-May-16 03:52:57 UTC from web
      • >sends 7 job applications
        >they don't phone me in like a day
        >"well I'm never leaving my job kill me now"

        Monday, 16-May-16 03:52:27 UTC from web
        • Chrome is using like a gig and a half by itself

          Monday, 16-May-16 03:49:58 UTC from web
        • the dog snapchat filter is for when you secretly want to sleep with someone right

          Saturday, 14-May-16 18:42:54 UTC from web
        • El Capitan, my Capitan

          Saturday, 14-May-16 18:36:04 UTC from web
        • I almost forgot about RDN but I'm importing my old emails into my new email address and I'm getting reply notifications from 2011 so that's fun

          Saturday, 14-May-16 18:34:12 UTC from web
        • Girugamesh

          Saturday, 14-May-16 18:29:05 UTC from web
          • I spelled Girugamesh wrong

            Monday, 04-Apr-16 03:43:58 UTC from web
          • Alcomahol

            Sunday, 03-Apr-16 03:34:34 UTC from web
            • I walk into the network, I contract the cancer

              Saturday, 02-Apr-16 02:09:41 UTC from web
              • I'm a bad person and I'll never be better

                Tuesday, 29-Mar-16 00:51:45 UTC from web
              • I deserve to have my phone screen cracked

                Tuesday, 29-Mar-16 00:37:54 UTC from web
                • Rap is country music for black people

                  Tuesday, 29-Mar-16 00:33:24 UTC from web
                • (Don't take that seriously)

                  Tuesday, 29-Mar-16 00:33:36 UTC from web
                  • Little girl next to me in the theatre asking how you watch a movie compared to watching tv

                    Saturday, 26-Mar-16 00:59:46 UTC from web
                  • Was kind of thinking about killing myself but instead I'm seeing a movie by myself like a loser

                    Friday, 25-Mar-16 23:03:19 UTC from web
                    • Something just occured to me about Zootopia. You know the nudist colony, right? And how weird that was to Judy and Nick? Didn't the opening have a couple of naked kids running around on stage, or am I misremembering?

                      Monday, 21-Mar-16 03:20:35 UTC from web
                    • Skullpoopl

                      Monday, 21-Mar-16 02:54:49 UTC from web
                    • black

                      Sunday, 20-Mar-16 03:03:39 UTC from web
                    • I meant hit the sack

                      Sunday, 20-Mar-16 03:10:18 UTC from web
                      • First things first

                        Sunday, 20-Mar-16 02:16:28 UTC from web
                      • http://i.imgur.com/LRtZjWz.png

                        Saturday, 19-Mar-16 19:28:25 UTC from web
                      • my life is the worst

                        Saturday, 19-Mar-16 04:19:24 UTC from web
                      • what's up everyone it's me ethan bradberry from the hit amc original series breaking badberry

                        Saturday, 19-Mar-16 01:11:01 UTC from web
                        • Zoot suitopia

                          Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 03:47:10 UTC from web
                        • end my life quickly but surely

                          Monday, 14-Mar-16 05:36:00 UTC from web
                        • kill me

                          Sunday, 13-Mar-16 03:38:01 UTC from web
                          • Imagine having fun with friends

                            Sunday, 13-Mar-16 03:06:22 UTC from web