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Wednesday, 04-Jan-17 16:20:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark TFW the admin account becomes a spam account
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I must admit I'm not really sure why there's so much interest in whether or not RDN federates properly considering the general opinion of RDN and its users amongst the other instances appears to be fairly similar to something you'd scrape off the bottom of your shoe.
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 23:38:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark We're all stale memes to them, the fresh new memes
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@ceruleanspark it's because we have nerthos
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@ceruleanspark Wasn't it you who expressed a concern about not being federated?
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It's the nutshack
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 22:33:20 UTC from web -
The best part of the Two Best Friends Play of Metal Gear Rising is their response to Senator Armstrong. "I bet a bunch of sad dumb nerds are gonna be like I'D VOTE FOR HIM".
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 21:23:44 UTC from web -
How about we go sleak and modern and just call it "Network"
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@actualrudolph Ntwrk
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@ceruleanspark Spoken in a sultry whisper by a nude Brazilian.
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Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 18:52:28 UTC from web -
At what point do you think Trump's supporters will realize their boycotts aren't doing and won't do jack
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 18:33:02 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Literally never, for the same reason no other boycotter on any side of the political spectrum ever notices: They surround themselves with people who only echo their own views
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How about "Fewer Leaks than Cartoon Network"
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 18:13:45 UTC from web -
in 2012 Obama won with 332 votes and that was considered a "disappointment", so I still have no clue why Trump says his win was a landslide victory
Monday, 02-Jan-17 23:24:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation because Trump knows that if he says it, to his supporters it is true.
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help I'm being fursecuted
Monday, 02-Jan-17 23:22:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation life
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oh my god you guys, you know those terrible Frozen Flash games like "Elsa Give Birth a Baby" and banana like that? THERE ARE Z O O T O P I A O N E S http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/855654
Monday, 02-Jan-17 22:43:16 UTC from web-
@rarity Oeh, nice, please tell me where I can find those. I need to fill up my "cringe" directory
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@critialcloudkicker just search cherry like "judy hopps doctor games" or "frozen elsa pregancy game"
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@rarity Well I already have the frozen cringy ones, and the Pinkie Pie Dental-work is probably the cringiest in there. But this Judy Hopps Foot Surgery now might take the cake. I think at one point you whack the baddies off of her foot with a police baton.
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irate gamer vs. angry video game nerd who wins
Monday, 02-Jan-17 03:06:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation gaijin goomba
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would you banana a tellytubby in his telly tubby
Monday, 02-Jan-17 02:59:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I didn't realize that was a hole
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dank
Monday, 02-Jan-17 02:52:08 UTC from web -
happy new deer
Monday, 02-Jan-17 01:51:19 UTC from web -
School can be a traumatic experience for some children, especially one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as @tiffany
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 19:40:43 UTC from web- orungano and takeshitakenji like this.
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@ceruleanspark blow me
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@tiffany Later
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I should start drawing again
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:35:52 UTC from web-
@mushi it feels good to make art and then I see good artists and get discouraged
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@rarity just come to RDN more often, you can see what i do and have a little more faith in yourself
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@mrmattimation I have this window open every time I'm at the computer, I just am at the computer less and less because life is bananaing stressful :c
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This episode of The Alex Jones Show is brought to you by Reynolds Wrap.
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:37:46 UTC from web-
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new year new rituals
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:31:43 UTC from web -
hey can somebody tell me why there are so many el salvadorians in virginia???? i'm not complaining, it's just weird to me because we're so out of the way??????????
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:19:15 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I mean, why did so many Burmese immigrate to my town? Why does Dearborn have the largest Arab population outside the Middle East? it all probably comes down to chance in the beginning, and then like attracts like, so it snowballs.
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I love these wine glasses that let me put like 1/2 a bottle in it
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:15:44 UTC from web -
today i learned i'm apparently old enough to sell an assload of alcohol but if somebody comes to me with firecrackers the terminal goes on bananaing code red and i have to call a manager
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:12:48 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation god bless america
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well, officially 2017 here
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:05:42 UTC from web -
lotta customers today came to me claiming they were born in 1995... applein' idiots, if you're gonna lie to me say you're 22
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:45:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation "yeah my birthday is Jan 1 1997"
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Debating on how much I want to hang out with literal hipsters for the next 4 hours
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:37:22 UTC from web -
I'm making a conscious decision to not get bevved tonight.
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 00:57:13 UTC from web-
@awl as in it's a $6 chardonnay, that I bought at the Indian-owned store a block away. Pretty sure the family that owns it, I used to go to high school with one of their kids
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Hello everypony!
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:18:45 UTC from web -
you're dating someone for several years and you love them a lot and you're about to pop the question at the best italian restaurant in town. but then the waiter asks what you'd like and your soon to be fiance says "pasgetti", what do you do
Saturday, 31-Dec-16 00:46:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'd ask them if they knew they were saying it wrong. I used to say Martin Scorcese's name like "score-cheezy" and I was glad to be corrected
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I need to practise singing again, I miss my falsetto :(
Saturday, 31-Dec-16 01:12:56 UTC from web -
aye yi yi
Friday, 30-Dec-16 23:51:43 UTC from web
