That wierd guy next door's home timeline
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note to self don't eat 3 donuts and then consume multiple types of intoxicants
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 23:59:42 UTC from web -
NIntendo of america hates happiness http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858503
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 22:19:59 UTC from web -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web -
Ice Age Trail kicked my arse through the whole 83mi I managed, and yes I know no one here cares. Same old same old. Time to ponder getting drunk and trying to sleep without letting the urge get to me.
Sunday, 23-Apr-17 02:45:43 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@awl Was that a hike or a ride?
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I have successfully survived a live performance by Corey Feldman!
Saturday, 22-Apr-17 23:06:04 UTC from web-
@rarity I coincidentally happened to be at an event and the hot dog line was within earshot.
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I don't think I will ever be happy
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@tiffany You strike me, as a man who will never be satisfied
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@ceruleanspark get out of my head
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Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out
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@tiffany I told you to stay away from my mother
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@ceruleanspark That's no way to talk to your stepdad
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@tiffany God rest his zombie bones
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http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web -
If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
They won't add backwards-compatibility BECAUSE they want to effectively block you. -
@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 00:47:42 UTC from web
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I literally only turn my computer on on Saturdays anymore
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 00:16:15 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
guys I just realized I'm not a kid anymore, it's finally sinking in that I am an adult and I am making cartoons about sans the skeleton licking buttholes
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:36:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation god true
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@mrmattimation cash me outside with the first meme I don't understand
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shoutouts to being 4 years over 18 holy cow
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:42:07 UTC from web -
Wow Wikipedia, that's kind of casual, don't you think? http://rainbowdash.net/url/858159
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:29:57 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation wiki-tan isn't allowd to swear
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@rarity this is just like that time in my sex ed class when we got a pamphlet that acknowledged the word "come" as an alternative way to say "semen"
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am i legally required to use ko-fi.com donations to buy coffee or can i also use it to buy espresso
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:08:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation also allowed to use it for cocaine
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I love Buddy Thunderstruck
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 03:15:39 UTC from web -
lms if I should bite the third knuckle off my pinkie
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 03:07:23 UTC from web -
Hillary Clinton ran more ads on my channel (and I'm pretty sure Pizza Hut ran more than both), but she's not the President so that information is not important.
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 02:05:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation everyone knows Papa John is the real shadow prez
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