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What does it feel like to have friends
Thursday, 19-Mar-15 08:47:56 UTC from web -
I wonder how other people feel when I answer their heist invites and show up looking like this: http://imgur.com/a/ucaJs
Thursday, 19-Mar-15 08:38:56 UTC from web -
Is phm seriously still down?
Wednesday, 18-Mar-15 23:07:41 UTC from web-
@dragonslayer182 What's a PHM
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Name of God. Eight letters. Jesusman.
Wednesday, 18-Mar-15 21:05:34 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark You know what I'm thinking, old friend and occasional prison wife?
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@thelastgherkin Lets get this party started!
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@ceruleanspark MY ONE REGRET IS THAT I DIED HAVING NEVER SEEN A WOMAN URINATE
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A question for those who find thinking you're not in a simulation acceptable: one real Universe could generate a simulated Universe, which in turn could generate a simulated Universe, and so on. What are the chances that you're living in the real Universe? Pretty slim.
Saturday, 28-Feb-15 03:16:28 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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@tiffany This post is actually the plot of Destiny.
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@ceruleanspark Or is it the plot........ of your destiny???
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@tiffany The universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye
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Remember when Cerulean added [le] to the filter?
Wednesday, 18-Mar-15 14:45:38 UTC from web-
@redenchilada And the average coherence of posts decreased by 0%
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@redenchilada Not only that, in a completely responsible fashion, I did it from my iPhone in a bar.
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Adam Sandler and Kevin James are doing an action Sci-Fi flick about an alien invasion with aliens utilizing old-school video games as a weapon. And who thought that was a good idea?
Wednesday, 18-Mar-15 11:56:10 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@mrmattimation I like that they made 10 minutes of that one Futurama episode with the what if machine into a whole movie.
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A 3D PRINTER AND THEN PRINT A CAR
Wednesday, 18-Mar-15 09:05:12 UTC from web- Techie Screenglow likes this.
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@ceruleanspark I WOULD IF I COULD
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Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 22:52:07 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@thelastgherkin tagged: [...] featureless crotch, [...]
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@redenchilada Sticking to canon
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@redenchilada JUST LIKE MY HUSBAND
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If you have a PS4, go install the 20th anniversary theme. It makes the menus make "The PS1 noise"
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 18:47:49 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@ceruleanspark Is it free?
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@meloetta Yes. It's not the kind of aesthetic I'd pay for
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@dragonslayer182 Ooh, A griffon!
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 08:59:01 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Ayyy wassup?
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@dragonslayer182 wow, a real griffin. Hi
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@vcgriffin Ayy :D
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But I got a secret! I'm a lion!
Monday, 16-Mar-15 12:43:24 UTC from web -
He's a flaming skeleton!
Monday, 16-Mar-15 12:28:16 UTC from web -
*screaming*
Monday, 16-Mar-15 12:27:57 UTC from web -
Give me that bucket of Lava!
Monday, 16-Mar-15 12:27:50 UTC from web -
This fud is bound to fail, because libertarian Americans are daring people who cannot resist a challenge.
"It's hard to use," you might whine in your effeminate English voice, but that will only encourage rugged individualist Americans to see if they can't show lazy Eurunemployeds how it's done.
"It's a negative-sum game equivalent to gambling," you might wheeze in your disgustingly socialist accent, but rough-and-ready libertarians know a good bet when they see one.
"It's practically impossible to secure from theft unless you never use it," you might smirk Jewishly, but you know what else was practically impossible? Going to the moon, and we did that without any effete European welfare-princes telling us how hard it would be.
So laugh at Bitcoin. Just remember that they laughed at Tesla, and they laughed at Shakespeare, and they laughed at Ron Paul, and who's laughing now?Monday, 16-Mar-15 10:43:07 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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Fine. Hooty McBoob it is
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 22:05:31 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark You like Thai?
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@tiffany Tie good. You like shirt?
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NOBODY SNUGGLES WITH MAX POWER. YOU STRAP YOURSELF IN AND FEEL THE G'S
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 21:56:29 UTC from web -
Peter Dinklage is a horcrux
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 21:33:40 UTC from web -
My first heist completion. Woo.
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 18:57:11 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Set-up missions for the third one are kiwiin' rad.
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@mrmattimation I might need my PS4 to maintain a connection to the server for more than 30 seconds to try it though
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@mrmattimation You do realise deaf people can still speak right
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 18:29:48 UTC from web -
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 18:23:01 UTC from web
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Aw, damn, I think I reheated my buffalo chicken wrap for too long. :(
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 18:05:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Jet Fuel can't burn through a burrito wrap
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I have cracked open the world, and now I can squeeze its juices.
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 14:53:29 UTC from web -
IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF LITTLE KING JOHN
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 14:40:49 UTC from web -
Feeling a bit like Levi / Matthew my worldview has been challenged by how others break bread.
Sunday, 15-Mar-15 14:18:54 UTC from web- Griffin likes this.
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@ceruleanspark he didn't come any closer to it than pac man did.
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@ceruleanspark uncontrollably guzzling Fluffle Puff
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Sunday, 15-Mar-15 09:45:01 UTC from web-
@nerthos On the plus side, English Azula is Maude Pie.
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@ceruleanspark I never made it to that episode. I'm in like... 4-11 I think? one or two episodes before it.
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@nerthos It's a good episode. She's probably the best new character they've introduced since like...Chrysalis.
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I heard a cow once
Saturday, 14-Mar-15 20:08:11 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark What did you hear
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Ergo, Hitler is better than Rob Schrab
Saturday, 14-Mar-15 20:05:45 UTC from web -
Subject: Rainbow Dash Network. Cause of death: Memes too dank.
Friday, 13-Mar-15 23:37:47 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! and MetalTao like this.
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@nerthos and 100% dank
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@northernnarwhal The 6 million dollar meme
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@ceruleanspark We have the capability to make the world's first bionic meme
