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what if asriel not dead? undertale twin soul part 2 come mattimation anniversary 5
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:44:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation asriel was never alivle
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@mrmattimation what if Matt
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What the Potato Knishes do they put in 5 Hour Energy that makes you totally alert without making your heart feel like it's about to explode
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:33:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation vitamin b12. I've used that stuff before workouts and it makes my skin all tingly
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guys give me a reason to sit in my computer chair and actually log in during the week
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:02:05 UTC from web-
@rarity i post meme and meme accessories, I tell you what... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870456
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Sunday, 30-Apr-17 00:30:29 UTC from web
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note to self don't eat 3 donuts and then consume multiple types of intoxicants
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 23:59:42 UTC from web -
NIntendo of america hates happiness http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858503
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 22:19:59 UTC from web -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web -
Ice Age Trail kicked my arse through the whole 83mi I managed, and yes I know no one here cares. Same old same old. Time to ponder getting drunk and trying to sleep without letting the urge get to me.
Sunday, 23-Apr-17 02:45:43 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@awl Was that a hike or a ride?
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I have successfully survived a live performance by Corey Feldman!
Saturday, 22-Apr-17 23:06:04 UTC from web-
@rarity I coincidentally happened to be at an event and the hot dog line was within earshot.
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I don't think I will ever be happy
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@tiffany You strike me, as a man who will never be satisfied
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@ceruleanspark get out of my head
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Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out
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@tiffany I told you to stay away from my mother
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@ceruleanspark That's no way to talk to your stepdad
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@tiffany God rest his zombie bones
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http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web -
If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
They won't add backwards-compatibility BECAUSE they want to effectively block you. -
@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 00:47:42 UTC from web
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I literally only turn my computer on on Saturdays anymore
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 00:16:15 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
guys I just realized I'm not a kid anymore, it's finally sinking in that I am an adult and I am making cartoons about sans the skeleton licking buttholes
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:36:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation god true
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@mrmattimation cash me outside with the first meme I don't understand
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shoutouts to being 4 years over 18 holy cow
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:42:07 UTC from web -
Wow Wikipedia, that's kind of casual, don't you think? http://rainbowdash.net/url/858159
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:29:57 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation wiki-tan isn't allowd to swear
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@rarity this is just like that time in my sex ed class when we got a pamphlet that acknowledged the word "come" as an alternative way to say "semen"
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