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  1. That city was planned by an absolute sadist who gets he rocks off on watching confused people try and figure out how the intersections work

    Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:46:52 UTC from web
    • By the way guys, pro tip, Alexandria, VA sucks massive elephant dick, don’t ever go there

      Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:45:01 UTC from web
      • I know they have statewide jurisdiction, but I was on the outskirts of Alexandria at the time so seeing those guys hanging around is a bit weird to me.

        Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:43:24 UTC from web
        • I can’t take state troopers seriously because of those doofy hates they wear. Do they wear those hats in every state or just in the south???? Because they’re very dumb hats.

          Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:29:04 UTC from web
        • Virginia state troopers are cartoon characters

          Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:33:35 UTC from web
          • I don’t care if they’re “protecting” themselves from the “sun”, they look like prison guards from 90s movies where kids dig holes in the desert all day

            Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:30:58 UTC from web
            • Speaking of getting shot, I was followed by a state trooper for a good five mile stretch of highway while driving back from Alexandria today.

              Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:26:40 UTC from web
              • Because I won’t actually go take a crap on the NRA’s doorstep, i’m brown and they might shoot me with their mini guns

                Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:24:31 UTC from web
              • I live really close to the NRA’s headquarters, i’m gonna go take a kiwi on their doorstep, that’ll show them

                Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 04:57:55 UTC from web
              • I realize this is a side-effect of having been on television since Ronald Reagan was President, but The Simpsons took a REALLY long time to switch off of cel animation. Barring a select few episodes where they tested digital animation (Season 7’s “Radioactive Man”, Season 12’s “Tennis the Menace”, and Season 14’s “Treehouse of Horror XIII”) they were still doing traditional ink and paint until midway through season 14

                Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:17:47 UTC from web
              • Hi, I’m Bill Cosby, I outlived two of my five children

                Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 04:45:50 UTC from web
                • i think i'm getting the hang of this program... just drew key poses and breakdowns here, the inbetweens are automatically generated, with a bit of cleanup this grape'll look great http://rainbowdash.net/url/869741

                  Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 03:02:53 UTC from web
                  • uhhhh what did president trump do in the last two days that would have caused his disapproval rating to jump up two percent, for once i am totally out of the loop

                    Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 01:47:37 UTC from web
                    • I’m gonna get in trouble for posting that later on but i’m just trying to get my thoughts down quickly so I probably didn’t word that as well as I could have

                      Monday, 26-Feb-18 23:08:25 UTC from web
                      • Regarding the Monica Lewinsky thing: I think there were inherently problematic power dynamic abuses regarding her affair with Bill Clinton (what with Clinton being the most powerful man in the world at the time) but I don’t think her reasons for hopping onto the Me Too movement are entirely sound. I’ve been supportive of the movement from day one but I don’t think Lewinsky should be representative of it.

                        Monday, 26-Feb-18 23:05:26 UTC from web
                        • like how bananaed up would that be if Stephen Colbert was smashed by a truck between a tree and his organs were forced out of his face and legs

                          Monday, 26-Feb-18 21:14:51 UTC from web
                          • if Stephen Colbert dies in a tragic accident tomorrow they should call it The Late Show with The Late Stephen Colbert

                            Monday, 26-Feb-18 21:11:13 UTC from web
                          • Who at Apple thought desktops needed to be thinner than a Trojan condom? I feel like I’m gonna break this iMac every time I plug my Cintiq in.

                            Monday, 26-Feb-18 18:37:05 UTC from web
                            • Also why the Fluffle Puff was there a busted solar panel just lying in the middle of the road? What the kiwi, Alexandria?

                              Monday, 26-Feb-18 17:57:35 UTC from web
                              • Almost ran over a busted solar panel on my way into Alexandria today. This is the future liberals want.

                                Monday, 26-Feb-18 17:55:25 UTC from web
                                • It’s a shame they abandoned the development of Cacani cuz it’s a pretty good program!

                                  Monday, 26-Feb-18 06:19:44 UTC from web
                                  • I am twenty years old and I have never felt the soft touch of a Gundam collection.

                                    Monday, 26-Feb-18 02:35:11 UTC from web
                                    • https://mangoposter.club/attachment/1597964

                                      Sunday, 25-Feb-18 23:03:14 UTC from shitposter.club
                                    • papaya, you ain’t, FrankerZ, kiwi

                                      Sunday, 25-Feb-18 22:55:55 UTC from web
                                      • Can I please talk about the half naked open shirt women that just walked into my store asking if I sell safety pins

                                        Sunday, 25-Feb-18 03:31:10 UTC from web
                                        • Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fla) uses second amendment rights to shoot himself in the temple

                                          Saturday, 24-Feb-18 22:18:41 UTC from web
                                        • HOWEVER, as much as I hate to admit it, the crossover they did with Family Guy was better than the crossover they did with Futurams.

                                          Saturday, 24-Feb-18 16:43:26 UTC from web
                                          • OK, sure, The Simpsons isn't exactly great anymore, but it's still better than almost anything else on broadcast TV. It really only sucks compared to its old self.

                                            Saturday, 24-Feb-18 08:32:18 UTC from web
                                          • remember that time he threatened to molest my six year old

                                            Saturday, 24-Feb-18 00:23:34 UTC from web
                                            • The Ten Commandments didn't come down until Moses. What, then, was Cain guilty of?

                                              Friday, 23-Feb-18 17:55:23 UTC from web