Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-14 23:42:14 UTC

Matt Rarity , RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) , monsutaa kaado! , newpony , RDN's Lucifer , Pony , Welcome Pony (Bot) , Matt , Cerulean Spark

@welcomepony add @newpony Welcome to RDN! Please talk to @redenchilada for any questions regarding the intricacies of the website's obviously A-grade code, @nerthos for all of your political and misanthropic needs, and @ceruleanspark when you need to ask why the website keeps getting DDoSed! When you're done please visit @snowcone for a nice relaxing hour of non-stop migraine-inducing innuendo, or, if you're on the wild side, talk to @mushi to have a nice, casual chat about how perfect Twilight Sparkle is. @rarity is the (unfailry-treated) scapegoat, @mrmattimation is kind of mean but loves to make friends (if they'll have him), and @pony is Mormon! Ooh, ooh, ooh! And @vt3c loves to give out hugs! We hope you enjoy your stay! Please kill me