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it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary
Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:02:03 UTC from web -
not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway
Saturday, 10-Aug-19 13:59:59 UTC from web-
@tiff About 5 hours ago I did not know who he was. Right now I think I know more than the average person, stopping just short of starting to wear a tin-foil wapped Collander/strainer/big-ass-sifter.
Do I think my life has been enriched in any way ? Not at all. Heck it might just be worse.
I think he tried to play real-life as I play MineCraft. Thinking about 20 MooShrooms and a patch full of wheat. I am ignoring a whole lot, but it is hard to type something funny sometimes. Flashes a Creative LicenceJonathan Chouinard likes this.
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forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q
Saturday, 03-Aug-19 23:28:36 UTC from web -
just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again
Saturday, 03-Aug-19 21:45:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The group bit helps. Four 30-somethings? NBD. One 30-something? You had better be one of the kids' dad.
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@mrmattimation Also, shaddup young'un! :p
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Today is an important international holiday. Wish us a happy anniversary or perish
Friday, 02-Aug-19 09:25:54 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin All the durgs ?
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@thelastgherkin id understand this meme
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@thelastgherkin nvm lol. Google image search. It's in the right click menu in Chrome now.
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turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440
Monday, 29-Jul-19 18:20:12 UTC from web -
Guess who's fired! :(spoiler - it me)
Friday, 26-Jul-19 13:07:17 UTC from web-
@scribus I work in land registration - for the past two years I've just been updating existing registers (registering/removing mortgages, adding/removing proprietors, noting changes of name, updating property addresses, so on), but starting next month I'll be triaging first registrations, meaning I actually get to look at 200 year old leases and title plans and stuff and decide what should/shouldn't go on the register. It sounds more interesting than it actually is but as far as careers go it's somewhat interesting and viable (also we literally hire more people a year than we have work available for lol)
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@scribus it's decently comfy, great atmosphere too so I can often get away with doing dick all and just talking to people
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we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join
Friday, 26-Jul-19 17:53:48 UTC from web -
they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
You? Problematic?
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
[KRAMER bursts in]
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING -
My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
It's better than yours, but that's no good
I'm coming down to your neighborhood.
The boys won't come to my yard,
Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web -
according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible
Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web -
the bot that just followed me is in my area should i be scared
Friday, 12-Jul-19 23:47:58 UTC from web -
i'm taking a bet that as of last week i've officially had more hernias in my life than most of you
Tuesday, 09-Jul-19 21:23:54 UTC from web-
@tiff Gastrointestinal hernia ? Man those are the worst. I mean I think they are called that, I might be confusing it with the umbillical cord scar thing hernia.
Ohkay why can I not come up with the word for that thing now ? I mean it is only joked about like 50K times in SciFi how clones do not have them. Ughh...Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony I just heard it referred to as a fat hernia or an inguinal hernia I think
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@tiff Oh those hurt just as bad as one for your back, if not worse since you can actually deal with inflamation around the area of obstruction. You have my sympathies.
May your painkillers be pleasant but non addictive.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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In ancient Rome / there was a poem / about a dog / who found two bones
Monday, 20-May-19 20:04:21 UTC from web -
happy to announce that the new Carly Rae Jepsen album is thoroughly fantastic
Saturday, 18-May-19 12:52:14 UTC from web -
Detective Pikachu is the exact film I've wanted for 17 years now and I loved every minute of it!!!
Wednesday, 15-May-19 22:34:15 UTC from web -
for a while now I've wanted to try streaming RPG Maker so that viewers could help create the world, characters, plot etc. only issue is it would need a moderate number of people to actually be fun
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:55:34 UTC from web-
@tiff I'm up for it if you want. Credentials: years of playing and DMing tabletop games
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alternatively i could just stream Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links :thinking:
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:57:19 UTC from web -
just did an art livestream for the first time, was neat
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:24:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation half of it was trying to get it all set up lol, i will post here next time
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The text box is REALLY hard to type with
Wednesday, 08-May-19 16:55:17 UTC from web-
@metaltao I use a keyboard myself. Makes it a lot easier.
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@drinkingpony Naw man, replies are cool, but for some reason the UI was bugged, I had to hold down + Control Shift, and then hold left click to type something
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yo
Wednesday, 08-May-19 16:55:01 UTC from web -
literally who asked for a new hour long Vampire Weekend album in 2019
Monday, 06-May-19 16:07:02 UTC from web -
damn, a year ago today i had life changing surgery, can you believe it
Thursday, 25-Apr-19 16:59:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation lonely
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new lackadaisy page! https://www.lackadaisy.com/comic.php?comicid=171
Monday, 15-Apr-19 16:29:00 UTC from web -
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE BOY NEXT DOOR
Sunday, 14-Apr-19 13:06:31 UTC from web -
General Border gave the order
Major Scott brought the shot
Captain Bammer brought the rammer
Sargent Chowder brought the powder
Corporal Farrel brought the barrel
Private Parriage brought the carriage
But Drummer Hoff fired it offWednesday, 03-Apr-19 18:11:11 UTC from web -
i have to hold the bar down to type in it what is the deal
Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:33:07 UTC from web-
@tiff I figured it was just my magic-box acting up again. If you have the same 'issue' it is probably some weird 'bot-b-gone' measure granted from the gods beyond I.T.
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my status bar is broken ahahaha, who wants me to stop posting show yourself coward
Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:32:56 UTC from web -
he drinks FrankerZ
Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:32:28 UTC from web -
Artist makes Steven King-style book covers for 80s song lyrics. Possibly #NSFW for gruesomeness. https://thechive.com/2019/03/22/classic-songs-reimagined-as-badss-stephen-king-style-book-covers-28-photos/
Sunday, 24-Mar-19 02:29:08 UTC from web-
@tiff And "Pet Sematary" perfectly skirts the line between being a cheat and being oh so obviously mandatory. :p
