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  1. Not to be overdramatic but if this weather causes my concert on Monday to be postponed I will kill myself

    Saturday, 03-Mar-18 12:13:02 UTC from web
  2. I like that the basis of most conspiracy theories is "they don't want anybody to find out but they still encode puzzles for you to figure out"

    Friday, 02-Mar-18 22:52:36 UTC from web
    • Just been driving around the IE, blasting the new Andrew WK album for the past two hours.

      Friday, 02-Mar-18 21:55:17 UTC from web
    • I haven't watched Hamilton because I'm not white enough but I love this Weird Al polka about it https://youtu.be/3v0c6smpHSk

      Friday, 02-Mar-18 10:52:16 UTC from web
      • My mum just sent me a purple devil emoji, that means she's dtf right

        Friday, 02-Mar-18 07:45:11 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      • shoutout to my grandmother for sharing an article titled 'segregation had to be invented'

        Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:10:12 UTC from web
      • Everything Everything — A Deeper Sea / EP REVIEW https://t.co/M4snYRQ3xA

        Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 21:50:23 UTC from web
      • POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER

        Sunday, 25-Feb-18 21:04:36 UTC from web
        • YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
          YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
          YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
          YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
          YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
          YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
          YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

          Sunday, 25-Feb-18 21:02:37 UTC from web
          • WAX THE NIP

            Sunday, 25-Feb-18 15:32:50 UTC from web
          • Is there a speedrunning community but for food? What ever the WR is for eating a 12-box of Krispy Kreme, I'm very sure that I could beat it (this post is half cry for help, half humble brag that I've eaten 12 Krispy Kreme donuts in the space of about 20 hours)

            Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:29 UTC from web
          • Kero Kero Bonito — TOTEP / EP REVIEW https://t.co/4y9fR4Wo44

            Saturday, 24-Feb-18 14:54:23 UTC from web
            • sometimes i forget some of my twitter followers know me in real life and see me on a weekly basis

              Saturday, 24-Feb-18 14:36:06 UTC from web
              • copy-pasting your tweets over to RDN is the new meta

                Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:49 UTC from web
                • "But Tiff! Voracious and appalling though you are," you posit, rudely but fairly, "20 hours is but 100 minutes per Kreme. A fool's victory!" To that, I say: you're the fool. That was just me eating for fun. Imagine the boundless heights I'd reach if I were eating for attention.

                  Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:40 UTC from web
                  • I THOUGHT I WAS ONLY ACTING BUT I FELT EXACTLY LIKE IT WAS ALL FOR REAL

                    Friday, 23-Feb-18 22:06:11 UTC from web
                    • writing writing writing writing writing writing writing writing

                      Friday, 23-Feb-18 17:56:37 UTC from web
                      • suuuuuuuuuper excited for new Janelle Monáe album

                        Thursday, 22-Feb-18 22:04:22 UTC from web
                        • the activists are heroes. the students and teachers who defended their colleagues with their lives are heroes. i sincerely ask the conspiracy theorists and detractors to go and apple themselves.

                          Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:45:05 UTC from web
                        • i don't care what your politics are, disparaging the victims of a tragedy like this makes you a truly disgusting individual who i'm ashamed to share oxygen with.

                          Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:45:50 UTC from web
                        • stop enabling the deaths of children you repugnant, sub-human motherbatcaveers.

                          Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:46:39 UTC from web
                          • i know this isn't a particularly grand take but all of this stuff about parkland makes me so, so, so, so sad

                            Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:43:44 UTC from web
                            • tiffany hates black people

                              Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:01:15 UTC from web
                            • Marvel films will increase dramatically in quality after Stan Lee dies

                              Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 23:01:09 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                              • Black Panther is a decent film

                                Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 22:57:04 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                              • me: i hate when liberals overreact because it makes left wing people look bad
                                also me: i hope dinesh d'souza's wife gets hit by an 18-wheeler

                                Tuesday, 20-Feb-18 23:23:24 UTC from web
                              • America hates you too

                                Tuesday, 20-Feb-18 23:11:04 UTC from web
                              • America hates its children

                                Tuesday, 20-Feb-18 23:10:58 UTC from web
                              • I bet my friend he wouldn't last three weeks with his girlfriend and he lasted 22 days banana

                                Tuesday, 20-Feb-18 21:07:38 UTC from web
                              • NEW KERO KERO BONITO EP

                                Tuesday, 20-Feb-18 07:45:00 UTC from MuSTArDroid