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@scribus just realised I can feel my asshole. Like, legally. Apparently this was an ability he shared with most angles and curves
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The Decemberists — I'll Be Your Girl / ALBUM REVIEW https://tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/19/the-decemberists-ill-be-your-girl-album-review/
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Man, Stefan Karl's cancer is back, and it's inoperable this time :(
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before I get out, I'll put cancer in the water
Friday, 16-Mar-18 18:07:49 UTC from web -
i hate making eye contact and everyone hates me so it would explain a lot if i had ASD
Thursday, 15-Mar-18 22:29:59 UTC from web -
sometimes i wonder if i might be on the spectrum. not that it actually matters at this point, it's mostly a point of curiosity for me now since I, obviously, turned out fine without any special help or anything like that, but do they test for that in adults, or is that something you pretty much have to be diagnosed with as a child?
Thursday, 15-Mar-18 18:10:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation anytime if you show enough signs. They have basicly a point system and if you get enough points you are considered a certian severity. So it kinda seems down to the docotor to say yes or no. I'm sure there are high end tests like ct scans or some papaya but no way you can just ask to take those haha. I went a couple times over my life to see any type of developmental or mental disorder and I always get the "You're odd, but don't fall under any category". http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870471
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@mrmattimation i think about this a lot too
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as i get older, my balls fall lower. this, of course, doesn't let me kiwi any faster, because my balls are farther away from my papaya.
Tuesday, 13-Mar-18 17:44:37 UTC from web -
unhappy
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 22:11:46 UTC from web -
My job involves me dealing with millions of pounds worth of properties and livelihoods and I don't put the appropriate amount of care into it
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:31:41 UTC from web -
keep almost oversharing and deleting lol
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:27:16 UTC from web -
Imagine having a job that pays you extremely well, where you get to work with great people and half the time can get away with doing no work. Imagine actually having a chance with your crush of several years. Imagine having so many friends that you're never bored or lonely. Imagine discovering the passion that you've been searching for your entire life. Imagine being me and having the audacity to reject all of the above
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:12:41 UTC from web -
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I wish I had a worse job and less people who cared about me
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:03:35 UTC from web -
Everything in my life is going perfectly and I hate it
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 23:59:21 UTC from web -
Independent from the meme, 22 Short Films About Springfield is one of the greatest episodes of the Simpsons ever
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 13:55:42 UTC from web-
@tiff oh hell yes it is. Even the Pulp Fiction nodding-to was funny. Donuts, I got donuts, I—hey, I know you
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I'm a bad guy
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 12:23:06 UTC from web -
full transparency: i would definitely papaya dana loesch if she asked me to
Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 16:19:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i can get into it
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does anyone else sometimes choose the lyric video for a song instead of the official music video because it feels like it would be overwhelming to have the music video in the background
Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 11:52:07 UTC from web -
Wow my fave band of all time sure are incredible live
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seeing Everything Everything live tonight lads
Monday, 05-Mar-18 08:49:16 UTC from web -
me to myself: okay old boy, you're seeing your favourite band tomorrow. all you have to do is make sure you don't do anything stupid for 24 hours
me: [eats 5 of those breakfast bars that make me fart a lot]Sunday, 04-Mar-18 20:33:45 UTC from web -
Superorganism — Superorganism / ALBUM REVIEW http://pny.lv/2x0yc
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 16:52:57 UTC from web -
I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web -
i mean big ups to my family for not teaching me how to do things when i was a kid and then wondering why i suck
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:40:19 UTC from web-
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@firestormdangerdash I'm not the one who suggested it
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Apparently the only explanation for not being able to tie shoes is being disabled so thanks for that one, the Internet
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:31:23 UTC from web -
I have a a hyper-specific knot-related learning disability AMA
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:25:00 UTC from web -
Every single guide is like "use your third hand and loop this string through a hole that doesn't exist"
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:19:21 UTC from web -
I am trying to follow this Curious George instructional guide and I don't get it
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:10:32 UTC from web -
Not to be overdramatic but if this weather causes my concert on Monday to be postponed I will kill myself
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 12:13:02 UTC from web-
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@firestormdangerdash You're just as bad as tiff at tying shoelaces.
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I like that the basis of most conspiracy theories is "they don't want anybody to find out but they still encode puzzles for you to figure out"
Friday, 02-Mar-18 22:52:36 UTC from web -
Just been driving around the IE, blasting the new Andrew WK album for the past two hours.
Friday, 02-Mar-18 21:55:17 UTC from web
