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  1. I'm debating with myself if I should buy and play TUNIC https://store.steampowered.com/app/553420/TUNIC/ . And if I do, should I buy it from GOG or Steam?

    Saturday, 11-Jun-22 17:59:18 UTC from web
  2. Bob's Burgers was a good movie (:

    Friday, 10-Jun-22 06:13:41 UTC from web
  3. Hi all! Does anyone still use this site?

    Thursday, 09-Jun-22 16:06:50 UTC from web
  4. This morning I startled the woman at the baker's shop. It was a few minutes after opening and nobody was lining up. The woman was preparing the coffee machine and I walked to the counter. I wasn't particularly sneaky. I mean I wasn't quiet on purpose. When I said "hello" she jumped up as if I wanted to rob this place. Not that extreme but it was a big reaction.

    Wednesday, 08-Jun-22 15:50:12 UTC from web
  5. Hearing Kingdom Hearts IV’s theme song will be an Eminem feature to try and appeal to people who liked that period in the early 2010s where every pop album had Eminem on it

    Tuesday, 07-Jun-22 23:13:33 UTC from web
  6. My D&D group adopted a Xorn, a gem-eating monster, and named it Ruby. We bought some Xorns to smuggle them to a mine in order to sell them there but we kept one, as my character was good enough in animal handling that it got tamed.

    Sunday, 05-Jun-22 10:19:23 UTC from web
  7. buying a gun to protect myself from the gun owners who bought a gun to protect themself from the gun owners who bought a gun to protect themself from the gun owners who bought

    Thursday, 02-Jun-22 21:19:23 UTC from web
  8. Nothing quite so uniquely sucks as waking up with the same headache with which one went to bed

    Monday, 30-May-22 15:36:29 UTC from web
  9. Today we celebrate a day with towels because a funny author died on a treadmill.

    Wednesday, 25-May-22 06:01:44 UTC from web
  10. OMG PowerShell scripts have the worst syntax

    Tuesday, 24-May-22 13:29:28 UTC from web
  11. I genuinely believe we need a constitutional amendment securing the innate human right to kick the everloving goddamnit out of people who make -- or kowtow to implement -- moronic ass-backwards software design choices. Why in any god's holiest of names would the Keyboard Settings be ANYWHERE OTHER THAN SETTINGS > KEYBOARD??? The HELL I gotta go under papayaing "Time" for this you god damned useless batcaves!!? Who decided this, and have I missed out on the opportunity to skin the dumbass alive and roll them in rock salt?

    Friday, 20-May-22 21:15:20 UTC from web
  12. talking kiwi on a Disney movie gets you ratio’d harder than saying something racist

    Saturday, 14-May-22 00:40:37 UTC from web
  13. I'm new here! I'm very excited :)

    Thursday, 12-May-22 21:16:14 UTC from web
  14. My store was fully stocked on baby formula until the news started saying we were running out of baby formula. Now we’re running out of baby formula because people think we’re running out of baby formula and they’re coming in to buy as much as they can. Completely manufactured panic.

    Thursday, 12-May-22 14:35:21 UTC from web
  15. Avatar is the least-exciting hyped movie I can remember. Everybody praises the 3D viewing experience but I think the use of 3D is only so good because all other 3D movies did it wrong in a way or another. Story-wise it's a dud in my opinion. The plot is as transparent as the main protagonist is flat and uninteresting.

    Tuesday, 10-May-22 04:44:44 UTC from web
  16. That’s what I remember

    Monday, 09-May-22 16:56:08 UTC from web
  17. Really think Adam Sandler shoulda been the next Doctor. Doctor Jew.

    Sunday, 08-May-22 16:30:04 UTC from web
  18. @zeldatra Were you looking for some kind of lost Sims 2 thing? https://simworld.neocities.org/frontpage.html

    Saturday, 07-May-22 00:40:26 UTC from web
  19. i go to watch Sonic 2 and when i get back i learn I've missed a prominent Republican Congressman getting his gay sex tape leaked, then him claiming that the gay sex in the gay sex tape was simply a prank and there was nothing gay or sexual about it.

    Thursday, 05-May-22 00:42:28 UTC from web
  20. Really very strange that in England you’re required to take your pants off while security points and laughs at the grocery store. I get enough of that from American women.

    Friday, 22-Apr-22 20:32:01 UTC from web
  21. Who is paying to keep this site running and more importantly who is paying for that person’s mental healthcare

    Thursday, 14-Apr-22 19:49:32 UTC from web
  22. @vernandex "Who is the two-bit," since you have demonstrated your inability to read, is turning YOUR insult against Matt back on you, when YOU stepped up and purported to know not only the ages of every user on this site, active or otherwise, but the age of the original enquirer back to their own face. I believe it is a form of irony, but nobody can agree on that one so /shrug

    Saturday, 02-Apr-22 04:36:56 UTC from web
  23. Got today my first scammer on my company phone. They spoofed a local phone number (probably a SIP gate) and called probably from India, as the caller had an Indian accent and spoke English. They said they were from Microsoft and my computer had a "problem". I didn't hesitate very long and hung up. It'd be funny to waste their time but it's also my time too that would have been wasted.

    Friday, 01-Apr-22 12:14:25 UTC from web
  24. @vernandex sorry, we're talking about rats now???

    Friday, 01-Apr-22 03:30:48 UTC from web
  25. Just like Lindsay Graham is TOTALLY straight and TOTALLY doesn’t take cock like a champ.

    Thursday, 31-Mar-22 22:01:50 UTC from web
  26. Microchips in the vaccines Morty

    Thursday, 31-Mar-22 15:58:59 UTC from web
  27. @vernandex I always wonder why the party who asks "Why do you care?" cares, y'know? This door swings both ways, as the Hermits say.

    Thursday, 31-Mar-22 16:40:52 UTC from web
  28. @vernandex Good luck to you and to the con

    Wednesday, 30-Mar-22 22:29:21 UTC from web
    • it is kind of a long shot, but are any of you nerds good with that Julia programing language?

      Wednesday, 30-Mar-22 14:17:33 UTC from web
    • if I was Chris Rock I literally would have died tonight cos I’d have kept making jokes about Will’s wife after that punch

      Monday, 28-Mar-22 03:38:41 UTC from web