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So, based purely on the current cash value of silver, Jesus was sold out for about $200. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_pieces_of_silver (Though, at the time, it was about 4 months' wages)
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 21:17:29 UTC from web-
@scribus Judas sold out Jesus for crack money
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@mrmattimation Drugs are bad, mm'kay?
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What probably stinks for Republicans looking at Trump is knowing that he’s literally their best shot at keeping the White House unless they totally overhaul their platform. No other Republican in the country has the independent support he has (or had). Once he’s gone, be it through losing re-election, failing outright to finish his term, or even if he winds up term-limited in 2024, they’re going to be back to where they were with Mitt Romney, whose failure to gain moderate support rendered Obama’s “blue wall”, for all its faults, virtually insurmountable.
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 06:48:25 UTC from web -
Wait. . . "Great and unmatched wisdom" was not a photoshop???????????
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 04:23:35 UTC from web-
@scribus poor guy
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how come whenever trump decides to pull troops out of syria his base starts criticizing him
now aint that the darndest thing
i wonder what that's all aboutMonday, 07-Oct-19 22:57:04 UTC from web -
Really not appreciating how quickly we went from “I am not a crook!” to “I am a crook, what the batcave are YOU gonna do about it, bananay?”
Monday, 07-Oct-19 02:39:24 UTC from web -
also a guy who had a heart attack on the campaign trail
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:50:41 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Uh, exCUSE me~ That is AGESIT concern trolling!! Gahwd....
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i’m a blue no matter who kinda guy but it’s gonna be really hard to vote for a guy with a bandaid on his forehead
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:44:54 UTC from web -
just cleared three hundred gigs on my hard drive bc i’m pretty sure that’s how big Red Dead Redemption 2 is gonna be.
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:34:08 UTC from web -
“If I’m going down you papayaers are coming with me.” -the President
Saturday, 05-Oct-19 23:00:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation No ! That is where I **absolutely** draw the line.
Thinking stuff like that will only beget more trouble, if you are halfway kidding it would, if you are serious it definitely would.
If anything the Overton window is real and currently neo-nazi's are in the minority ( as they should be ) but so are AntiFa people ( especialy those who just seem to want to cause trouble and destroy property ). and I am GLAD that those are the extremes that a western nation is dealing with. Still though, they are quite extreme. Just to pull a quote that is not even 2 months old “I’m grateful this was largely a peaceful event,”, “We were preparing for and planning for a worst-case scenario.” that was Mayor Ted Wheeler
If things escalate even further, or one side gets normalized further, then I fear I know enough about history about what the next steps will be.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony Lighten up
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@mrmattimation I just call it like how I see it.
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Ever since this impeachment thing started happening i’ve been getting a sick feeling that we’re living a 90s re-run.
Friday, 04-Oct-19 18:13:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I dunno, it may be naive but I think the 90s had a little more charm going for it.
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cancel culture now extends to people who don’t like Avengers, very cool Twitter
Friday, 04-Oct-19 18:11:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation People are trying to cancel someone who said they did not like the Avengers ? Who said they did not like Avengers ?
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@drinkingpony Martin Scorsese, director of Taxi Driver, The Last Waltz, Hugo, among many others widely considered classics.
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“One of these days, I’m gonna save America, and you’re probably gonna wanna kiss me.” -Willard Mitt Romney November 2012
Friday, 04-Oct-19 17:43:13 UTC from web -
The entire GOP is treasonous and need to dangle-dance, ASAP
Friday, 04-Oct-19 14:04:44 UTC from web-
@scribus but mitt romney says mean things about trump he’s so brave etc etc
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@mrmattimation Cartilage does not a backbone make, but at least he CAN take a stand once in a blue moon.
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America seeks full refund, gets store credit instead
Thursday, 03-Oct-19 15:31:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I like the idea, but from whom ? A Bald Eagle ?
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@mrmattimation I mean if we could have just waited for Brexit to settle down they may have been more liquid and able to provide cash but now we'll just all have to develop a taste for Bovril and spotted dick
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Thursday, 03-Oct-19 07:36:09 UTC from web
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@mrmattimation "Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh"
Damn you Nickelback.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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why get a burger and some fries when I could just get two burgers?
Thursday, 03-Oct-19 04:04:37 UTC from web -
Split of the moment thought : How long did it take Twitter to become profitable or even sustainable anyway ?
dig dig dig
Almost 12 years ! First profitable Q was Q4 of 2018. And here I was having the shadow-thought that everyone would lose their account if the thing goes under anyway.Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 22:54:31 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony That's actually kind of my point. For as many, and as diverse, options as there are, Twitter seems to have an outsized importance in the world's affairs.
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@scribus I have to imagine it’s because, unlike Reddit and 4chan and in some ways unlike tumblr and Facebook, Twitter is a single ecosystem. There are no groups, there’s no structural division, they don’t have a separate directory for anything... it’s like writing o a very, very, very big wall, and everyone else in the world is writing on the same wall.
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@scribus I think I kinda see what you mean, but in the same breath it was not Twitter that got scrutinized after a certain madman besmirched one of my favourite Initial D songs somewhere over in New Zealand. Those were 8Chan, Kiwifarms, Facebook, Discord and 9gag.
Actually Discord is having a really double reason there.
Not to mention that there are enough people around that hate the Twitter Verified Blue Checkmark ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875246 ) seeing it as a "blue pill" or "Loony Lefty approved club"
It is actually that specific part where I think you are wrong when you say "Twitter is a single ecosystem. There are no groups," ( @mrmattimation @notice/5464941) . But you are right in that it's like a cocktail party with everyone, there is no structural division. Just a battle over who has the most trending hashtag. Unless if you want to count popularism and realize that if you are a nobody with the greatest thing to say, you will still be ignored.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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just realized that @realDonaldTrump is probably getting archived after he leaves office and now I feel all warm inside
Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 20:31:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Why wait ? get your warm feelz today http://rainbowdash.net/url/875242
That is the trumptwitterarchiveJonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony No, just the idea that he’ll be forced to retire the account is pretty funny
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@mrmattimation Hmm, that actually is pretty funny yeah. I guess he shall not promote Trump Steak, or Trump Whiskey, or Trump University after he's done being the POTUS. Especially with the amount of followers he has RN just because he holds that office it would be quite, ehmm, bothersome to say the least.
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Why are people in that twitter thread sharing a picture of the 1972 election and treating it like a victory ? ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875240 )
I mean if it is a quip about how Trump is a crook then they pretty much say 25% of the people inside of the U.S.A. to be stupid ( 56% of America voted, out of which roughly half voted for Trump ).
You garner no good will with those people, and you want those people to NOT vote Trump in 2020. So that is pretty much the equivallent of a 12 year old throwing a temper tantrum going "YOU'RE WRONG !"
But hey, I can see their point. But there was a smart and a stupid way to go about it from my perspective. and... "She chose, poorly" ( I kinda thought a Last Crusade quote would fit well, seeing I think the Democrats should rally before they actually become responsible for a Orange-inspired 2nd term )Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 17:12:29 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Yeah and he was pardoned by Gerald Ford. Do you really think a country like the U.S.A. is going to still have the U in it should something like that happen again somewhere after 2019 ? In the days which I heard coined 'culture warfare'-era ? But you did not even need to bring that up, my original point still stands.
I mean if it is a quip about how Trump is a crook then they pretty much say 25% of the people inside of the U.S.A. to be stupid ( 56% of America voted, out of which roughly half voted for Trump ).
How does THAT help anything but all solidified echo chambers ?Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony i literally explained the point to you and you still missed it, that's incredible
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@mrmattimation I litterally explained that it does not matter what he did wrong and you still go "but what I said is more important". That is incredible.
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So I’ve been advised that this Swole Foods short might end up DEMONETIZED because the newspaper gag ALLUDES to the Trump-Ukraine controversy, and these people are trying to tell me big tech has a liberal bias???
Tuesday, 01-Oct-19 19:32:40 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation What... the bootlicking. . . apple!?
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@scribus And the only reason that’s a “maybe” is because I don’t mention Ukraine by name. The word “Ukraine” gets flagged in their system automatically.
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@mrmattimation Oh, that faux headline could have been referencing any day of this presidency!
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Why the Potato Knishes did we used to have cookie jars if you weren't allowed to eat the cookies?
Tuesday, 01-Oct-19 18:10:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Because there was a whole presentation platter on the table?
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hey someone tell Joe Gran that a peer-to-peer YouTube replacement ain't gonna take off for a couple of reasons
Monday, 30-Sep-19 03:51:37 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Eh, still interested in making a PeerTube node to check it out.
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That’s all a joke obviously but I AM tired of girls asking me to buy them juul pods. Ladies if you’re trading sex for nicotine you should probably quit cold turkey.
Sunday, 29-Sep-19 03:05:56 UTC from web -
ideal candidates: artist, goth, over 21 because i’m tired of girls asking me to buy them juul pods, please email all applications to MattsGF@mrmattimation.com, serious inquiries only
Sunday, 29-Sep-19 03:03:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I do not know what a 'juul pod' is but if you are looking to date people born before about 1999 and grew up in the internet-age but somehow are not smart enough to figure out how to 'smuggle' what I assume to be ordinary supermarket stock items... Well...
"Like Oh My God Becky, look at that weird thing. Like why does it not read @G-mail or something so I know what kinda, like, creeper I'm even sending an application 2. Like, hella uncool."
Ofcourse I am joking just as much I hope as you areJonathan Chouinard likes this.
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thinking about taking girlfriend applications
Sunday, 29-Sep-19 02:34:52 UTC from web -
With all of the leaks that kept happening, you’d think that everything that could be leaked about this administration would have already been leaked by now, but this week’d prove you wrong.
Saturday, 28-Sep-19 01:52:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That is absolutely right, though we would no doubt get into a Dexter vs Mandark slapfight situation over the real definition of 'leak' ( and even less doubt regarding 'what is and what is not a whistle-blower' ). I know for a fact that I am not going to run out of popcorn any time soon.
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Saturday, 28-Sep-19 01:27:35 UTC from web
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Can’t wait until we get to find out what happens when an outgoing President just says “no”, and then Nancy Pelosi sits there like “now hold on guys, let’s not jump to conclusions”
Friday, 27-Sep-19 19:32:38 UTC from web -
WTF!! This Amy’s rice pasta recipe was made by Steve! STEVE!!!!!
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 23:29:22 UTC from web -
Besides which that wasn’t even the point. Again.
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 20:49:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Nope, I have no idea what an intentionally topical joke is, considdering I do not know the topic RN.
However I was not talking about your "Couch Gag" things. I was talking about, oh Idunno, Swole Foods, and the Twin Souls, and pretty much all the conversations we, well, some of them did not end well. Still, you slowly but surely get to feel what sort of person you are dealing with.
As such I feel like I kinda know what kinda humor you would like, and the kind you would not like. As such a conversation of what is 'acceptable humor' between the two of us would be quite hard, if not completely abstract.
So who is to say what is and is not deserving of a good old round of Twitter/SocialMedia hatredstorm ? The mob ?
And if it is the mob, do you think that the mob will change when Trump has vacated the White House ? I could make a terrible pun regarding those who shall not be erased RN. But that could be in poor taste, and we both know they will still be around after TrumpJonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony Trump comes up literally once in the entirety of The Twin Souls and he isn’t even mentioned by name, what the hell are you on about
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@mrmattimation I was not saying that Trump was in a thing you made. Not at all.
I was saying that I can make a pretty damn well estimate as to what you'll like or what you will not like.
Hence why, and I will quote myself : "I dare to bet on a day of soberness that where I set the bar for what is and is not funny might as well be on a different pane of existence compared to where you put the bar. That is if we were to estimate the distance between the 2 proverbial bars."Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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