Timeline for sageandsavant list by scribus, page 77
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I wonder what news today will bring. I'm waiting for the stress to be the one last thing for Spraytan's heart.
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Some folk's momma's didn't beat'em enough... smdh
Sunday, 31-May-20 17:05:15 UTC from web -
"We'll clean it up..." NO. Do not mango it up in the first place.
Sunday, 31-May-20 17:04:49 UTC from web -
@nerthos But ultimately, the question is, is it so goddamned hard to look where you're dropping kiwi? Or keep your customer's mess in their yard? Basic respect. Show one move's worth of forethought for those around you.
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@nerthos Yeah, I'd thought about it for shade, but it didn't turn up necessary. Now that they're done, I expect that's it. They basically butchered the trees. :-/
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@mrmattimation Guess it depends on whether or not the looting is a joke.
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bleh
Saturday, 30-May-20 17:17:16 UTC from web -
Oh panic seisurees time to go inside
Saturday, 30-May-20 15:30:27 UTC from web -
Just, please, everyone, think about what the batcave you are doing and look around you as a general rule kthx
Saturday, 30-May-20 15:24:51 UTC from web -
And I feel like the asshole for sitting here and watching them, after first shouting, then yelling, then cursing, then fuming, then apologizing, but I swear to god I have tried to grow something for years with setback after bullbanana failure and right now these goddamned gourds are about the only thing I have going for me in my life and I swear if anything happens to them I will jump in the pool wearing ankle weights
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I know it's low on the list of things going on right now, but damn it tree trimmers, keep the branches in the yard you're working in, and STOP BOMBARDING MY GARDEN jegus ass I just cannot have nice things
Saturday, 30-May-20 15:19:52 UTC from web -
Damn dude Ishimori's abs were installed by Hephaestus himself
Friday, 29-May-20 23:36:13 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation But yeah, seriously, he is really baldfaced about the intended vote suppression, it's scary how many people either don't see or don't care.
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@mrmattimation Might prefer that, myself. Then I could see some sweet groundbreaking concerts!
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@adiwan Hey, have you seen this alleged 6-foot Burger King crown? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-05-26-burger-king-germany-social-distancing-crowns-fast-food-24433428.html
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Know who's actually doing voter fraud? Republicans!! https://time.com/5843088/west-virginia-mail-carrier-fraud-absentee-ballots/
Wednesday, 27-May-20 14:33:34 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation It's damn welcome, but I feel too little, too late.
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@mrmattimation I'm not certain how someone stupid enough to commit a false 911 call while she knew she was being recorded was still able to, you know, walk upright and draw breath. Some "master race" these lops represent...
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Goddamnit, it should be goddamn illegal to have goddamn crap runaround customer "service," god D A M N I T ! !
Tuesday, 26-May-20 18:54:16 UTC from web -
@adiwan Well, the manufacturer gets to sell a new pair every time a single one gets lost
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@mrmattimation As a person-of-late-June-birth, I find cancer jokes to be doubly offensive!!
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@tiff Oh, just let me organize a rant on content warnings, and how an initially good and considerate idea has turned into a mollycoddle circlejerk, and if you're so terrified of spiders that I can't say "Spider-Man" that's YOUR problem, etc etc
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@tiff Pretty sure if my tweets ever take off, it'll either be Because or Why I am getting cancelled.
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Grand. Not only do the neighbors throw Coronaparties, but they listen to ass-tier "country" to top it off.
Monday, 25-May-20 01:38:03 UTC from web -
Oh Lord, the gorram WH press secretary may have doxxed Papa Spraytan's bank info https://time.com/5841849/trump-banking-information-check-kayleigh-mcenany/
Sunday, 24-May-20 16:37:33 UTC from web -
I'm gonna LOL if'n-when WASP Amerikkka mass-suicides on the KOV-ID (does that play like "Kool-Aid?" Cove-Idd?) https://time.com/5841837/trump-demands-essential-churches-reopen/
Sunday, 24-May-20 15:45:23 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Now to ask myself if I want to add a gorram HBO streaming package... Think I'll hope for DVD.
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@adiwan Parents are the real source of all problem children. What's this one do, run on the walls?
