Timeline for scribusisnotarolemodel list by scribus, page 13
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I need a job that'll pay the rent on a residence with access to enough space for a pumpkin patch
Friday, 30-Aug-24 23:03:56 UTC from web -
@adiwan My high school girlfriend's dad did exactly that for their family's computer chairs, it can actually work out *incredibly* well, totally a good project idea. I've even been thinking about it as my desk chair starts wearing out....
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@adiwan Huh. Well, it helped me calculate giant crops in Stardew Valley better than it helped me with the odds in a 52-card deck, at least. So there's still more room to grow.
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It looks like Perplexity has gotten better at math
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@ceruleanspark So long, and thanks for all the fish
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@adiwan Finally, we'll be able to convert money into temperature, and time into color or something!!
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@adiwan And kilometers are 1.6 to the mile, but celcius is 9/5+32 and centimeters are 2.54 per inch, why can't there just be one conversion rate?! lol
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@adiwan I dunno, 75 for a good leather coat still sounds like a good deal, I think you got a significant steal here, man
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Uh oh I'm durkn and music-ing again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky-EORl9AUQ
Friday, 09-Aug-24 05:20:01 UTC from web -
So I ask Perplexity AI if I could use my guitar to chase away gophers, and it said probably not. Then I asked if it would work any better with my bass guitar and it gets hung up. I'm sure it was a connection error but I like to think it's sitting there going, "What's it matter if the guitar is shaped like a fish?!"
Tuesday, 06-Aug-24 19:15:39 UTC from web -
@zeldatra Only when I'm supposed to meet a man with white shoes and two cigarettes. His name is Thomas, and he will be expecting the codephrase. If Thomas is not present within 2 minutes of the arranged meeting time, I am to board the return train and . . . Uhh, wait....
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I think there should be a SSN lottery to determine who gets to sit behind the president and tell them what a real citizen really thinks for a week. And probably some other positions, too. Let's draw a few dozen numbers a week and have them really give the buttheads a thorough job review. Speaker, veep, SCOTUS, all the bigwig secretaries. There should be enough positions that you have pretty good odds of being heard somewhere once an administration. I foresee no way in which this would go catastrophically awry, nor be an unmanageable behemoth of a bureau.
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Deliverypersons who are too stupid to operate a doorbell should lose their fingers
Friday, 02-Aug-24 14:44:05 UTC from web -
Let's see if the AI thinks Eek! the Cat is a christ figure
Thursday, 01-Aug-24 19:38:01 UTC from web -
@brightsparkfim Well, we're old to this website and it's always doing something weird, haha
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@zeldatra Everybody wants to be rid of Diet Mountain Dew. This could have united the nation, but our so-called "lee-durrs" have to split us asunder yet again
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Wow I didn't necessarily think that The Acolyte was worse than the Holiday Special, but I also haven't seen the Holiday Special and didn't see Acolyte past episode 2 https://youtu.be/CO4xVT-OksI
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Well heck, nevermind
Sunday, 21-Jul-24 19:24:43 UTC from web -
@zeldatra I'm about to write the old Catholic in my capacity as a member of the clergy, counsel him to consider that maybe he's being a little Prideful in this matter...
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Losing Bob Newhart's got me ready to grab a whip and go full Belmont on Death
Friday, 19-Jul-24 18:50:16 UTC from web -
Damn everything, we could've turned this godforsaken timeline around :( It's Hinkley, Jr. all over again
Sunday, 14-Jul-24 00:49:01 UTC from web -
Be the TV news. Report on "priceless" baseball card theft. Roll footage of baseball cards, each and every one sporting a prominent PRICE TAG. Lack any sense of responsibility, irony, etc. Be the TV news.
