scribus's favorite notices, page 2

adiwan

Also I have bought so many boardgames that I have gifts for the next year.

Matt

Work was busy af until 1pm and then suddenly it died down on the hour. This is usually how I find out the Commanders are playing tonight.

ViolaVaquita Mare Schizos

Aren't mares just so pretty!

Matt

“Don’t look away” nah man, that batcave’s horrifying, I’m gonna look away just a bit

Gherkin ☑️

(That's a good one, eh readers?)

Matt

Gavin Newsom is still a prick though I’m not apologizing for that

Matt

I was editing together a faux-RKO newsreel from like the 1940s with stupid narration, and like, it was kind of funny, but then sandwich in the middle of these videos of old planes and cars and whatnot I just decided to throw in video of Jan 6th and it became 20x funnier, I hope Vice News’ bankrupt asses don’t hit me with a claim for it though

Matt

Got a spam email from a guy named “Carlos” who emailed me from a domain in Cardiff, as luck would have it I’m gonna be in Cardiff in a couple of weeks, so instead of replying to the email I’m just gonna go kick his ass directly

Matt

My cat scratched himself just below his ear and then shook his head and sprayed blood everywhere, intentionally making it look like a goddamn murder scene. He’s fine. The wall is not.

Matt

I am an AMERICAN and should be able to come and go as I please, Britain is literally 1984, what kind of a democracy doesn’t welcome people from other societies with open arms, I can’t even imagine the kind of government that would subject people to this kind of mistreatment and

Matt

Started playing Star Fox Adventures for the first time today. Really loving how it’s a Zelda game, but with Star Fox characters, except occasional you meet an over-the-top cartoon character with a really thick Midlands accent and remember “oh yeah, Rare made this”.

adiwan

It's so weird that the British people complain so much about their royals gobbling up so much of the tax money and practically doing nothing in their respective government roles that they still have a constitutional monarchy and somewhat still like the royals in a way. The difference to elected politicians must be very small.

Matt

…in hindsight, abandoning the evil one seems like exactly the thing you shouldn’t do, but I can’t be expected to keep toxic people around in my life because I’m afraid they might hurt themselves or a few billion others without me to lean on.

adiwan

On a brighter note: Tuca and Bertie Season 3 is out.

adiwan

Repairing the remote control for my parents. It has a small broken tab for the battery compartment where the latch of the door grabs into. I'm remodeling it using the good old trick with superglue (Cyanoacrylate) and baking powder. I let it dry and harden for a while and then cut off everything with a knife that is preventing to close it properly. Tedious but better than to model and 3d print the whole thing.

adiwan

Today we celebrate a day with towels because a funny author died on a treadmill.

adiwan

Recommend drinking a mix of passion fruit juice with cola. Maybe not a 50:50 mix I just made. Probably a 33 passion fruit : 66 cola mix is better.

Matt

if you showed me lines this clean when i was 14 and making my little brony i would have banana myself http://rainbowdash.net/url/876082

Gherkin ☑️

Escort service in Goa? The only "escort service" I need is to "escort" you off the premises! And the only "Goa" I need is for you to "goa-way"!!

Matt

To paraphrase South Park, Lin Manuel-Miranda is not the emperor of hispanic people

Matt

just gonna go ahead and add “Latino” to my twitter bio before this gets out of hand

Matt

Here’s what they don’t tell you about recording a sex scene where you’re both of the participants - you’re gonna have to do several takes because it’s really, really funny.