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@zeldatra Soo... In essence I think it is pretty much like this: "This outrage is outrageously outrageous! Meanwhile, the truly outrageous thing is nothing to worry about. And now to our outrageous sponsor who profits from outrage with this new outrageous product for a new outrageously expensive price! Now buy that thing to fight the outrage!"
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I need to get in on a right wing grift man. I am choosing to be poor over here.
about 5 days ago from web -
@scribus Clown carcass in alley this morning, tyre tread on oversized shoe. This circus is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
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Very good chance this pilot will be fully boarded by the end of the summer.
about 18 days ago from web -
Nobody does war songs like the Irish, prove me wrong
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@scribus Do the full playthrough, then kill him and his whole crew
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@scribus And then he goes and blames it on his vicodin addiction like, dude it's your personality that's the problem!
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There are probably like a hundred massage places IN Denver that can get by without advertising on the internet of yesteryear.
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@scribus I hate to repeat myself but, uh, the ground shakes and it is hot and the city routinely burns to the ground once every couple of years, and a moderately wealthy person in LA County is unfathomably wealthy nearly everywhere else, why do rich people choose to live there again??
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@zeldatra Hey, at least you now have two semi-fresh human breasts all for yourself.
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Christmas D&D adventure idea: A monster that breaks into people's houses during winter solstice but it leaves its eggs under the tree. Usually nothing happens as the recipients are asleep and eat the eggs for breakfast. However when a group of outsiders (the players' characters) happen to observe break-ins the monster turns hostile. Also when the eggs aren't eaten until the end of day they hatch and the true horror can begin.
about 4 months ago from web -
Gathering plans for my next D&D adventure and my stupid brain came up with that: introducing a magic mace that emits a forceful gale on a strike and calling it "Mace Windu".
about 6 months ago from web -
@scribus cranberries and almonds are a great trail snack too, like a little treat I’ve been packing on trips
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Tasted the first Jalapeno from my garden. I could barely endure the pain. I never thought it would be this hot, especially with these growing conditions.
about 8 months ago from web -
Thanks Cerulean for keeping StatusNet alive longer than what was possible.
about 8 months ago from web -
Note to myself: create an adventure that has a general store that is operated by 7 elves and call it 7-Elven.
about 8 months ago from web -
a skibidi morning for you, my rizzlers
about 8 months ago from web -
to those who still wish to keep in touch when the sun swallows this website up: https://discord.gg/P72BESpVVD
about 8 months ago from web -
First tomato fruits are forming https://i.imgur.com/ARRP7JI.jpeg
about 10 months ago from web -
@scribus *cue a music video with a lich singing "Who wants to live forever" by Queen in a Skeletor voice*
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There’s a Tesla in line in front of me at the emissions inspection place.
about a year ago from web -
@scribus Rise from your grave after top surgery call that Altered Breast
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@scribus Never give up looking for references, otherwise you it's a welcome to your doom!
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about a year ago from web
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Also lmao at
about a year ago from web -
In case anybody is wondering if I can still draw My Little Brony, the answer is yes but with an asterisk because MLB was visually awful and I can actually draw good these days
about a year ago from web
