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  1. Had a dream that I was Miles Morales and that Deadpool and Wolverine were hazing me for not being Peter Parker. Or maybe I was Spider-Man's stunt double being hazed by Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman. It wasn't clear.

    Sunday, 28-Aug-16 07:22:23 UTC from web in context
  2. @dokidoki anime with story? pfft

    Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 22:40:13 UTC from web in context
  3. *cue colombian novela music* "Rita María, though it breaks my heart, I must confess it to you! I am actually gay! I realize this now, after that bussiness trip to Hong Kong with Jack Gherkin. When he held me in his strong arms during that bus crash, something changed within me." "But Adam Carlos, we were supposed to marry next month! What will our parents think!" "I'm sorry, but there's no more to be done." *Woman collapses into tears as he walks away, and the screen fades to black*

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 11:32:58 UTC from web
  4. And then Nerthos spent the rest of his day playing around with a saber.

    Saturday, 27-Aug-16 20:33:28 UTC from web
  5. @miki cant a man be degenerate on the internet anymore?

    Wednesday, 24-Aug-16 23:50:39 UTC from web in context
  6. I'd like to know how politics would look like if the politicians were chosen by a random process. Like the same process as in Hunger Games but with adults.

    Wednesday, 24-Aug-16 14:03:21 UTC from web
  7. I don't like the dorito joke but this is good https://twitter.com/0beseninja/status/647437203933655040

    Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 19:33:07 UTC from web
  8. @scribus America has a health system?

    Monday, 22-Aug-16 23:36:33 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  9. Just like Harambe, or deez nuts. There's no joke, it's literally just "how many times can we repeat the word 'Harambe' before it gets old." Hint: Very few.

    Friday, 19-Aug-16 14:37:52 UTC from web in context
  10. two sets of towels, hisrambe and herambe

    Thursday, 18-Aug-16 16:09:04 UTC from web
  11. The crack ship of Matt from My Little Brony and Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman would still be MrMattimation or Mr. Peanutbutter. Think about it.

    Tuesday, 16-Aug-16 17:15:42 UTC from web in context
  12. fun fact MLB takes place entirely in the mind of the kid from St. Elsewhere

    Monday, 15-Aug-16 20:31:11 UTC from web
  13. "olympics are like the colonization, a bunch of gringos come here and take away all the gold"

    -soeone on the internet

    Monday, 15-Aug-16 01:53:29 UTC from web
  14. Ghostbusters has taught me that all film end credits are lacking dancing Chris Hemsworth

    Sunday, 14-Aug-16 18:00:19 UTC from web in context
  15. Thank TGIF It's Friday's is now a restaurant in Mattimation. I just decided.

    Sunday, 14-Aug-16 15:56:35 UTC from web
  16. Today I ate a pizza burger.

    Saturday, 13-Aug-16 14:59:51 UTC from web in context
  17. Awl's basically tsundere lenin. He'll call you a sod and unfollow you but then he'll giggle and blush to himself while planning the return of the soviet union under abkhaz rule.

    Friday, 12-Aug-16 23:44:32 UTC from web in context
  18. guns don't kill people but a gun killed harambe

    Thursday, 11-Aug-16 20:58:59 UTC from web in context
  19. @scribus so like, you know how BoJack had Charlotte's family convinced he was a totally different man

    yeah, he had me convinced too

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-16 04:45:17 UTC from web in context
  20. "That's a woman's wig." "I was told it was a 'Bob.'"

    Saturday, 06-Aug-16 15:46:32 UTC from web
  21. I thought I saw an undercover policeman today. Their license plate number was "NOT 999"

    Monday, 01-Aug-16 14:47:19 UTC from web
  22. so no one told you life was gonna be this way [OOH AH AH AH AH]

    Sunday, 31-Jul-16 13:42:39 UTC from web in context
  23. Roses are red
    Harambe's in heaven
    Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11

    Saturday, 30-Jul-16 03:57:06 UTC from web in context
  24. @tiffany why am I allowed a computer http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/827279

    Saturday, 19-Sep-15 00:57:35 UTC from web in context
  25. @tiffany the beach will burnie without sandlers!

    Friday, 29-Jul-16 13:58:50 UTC from quitter.se in context
  26. @scribus Johnny Depp as the Eraserhead baby.

    Friday, 29-Jul-16 04:50:37 UTC from web in context
  27. @mrmattimation UM eXCUSE me SIR those are the different timeline sans in my fanfics

    Thursday, 28-Jul-16 17:31:16 UTC from web in context
  28. @tiffany I marched in my city's pride parade with a prison abolition contingent!

    Tuesday, 26-Jul-16 23:57:03 UTC from gnusocial.de in context
  29. Haha tiff's replies timeline is full of gold

    Saturday, 23-Jul-16 16:42:00 UTC from web in context
  30. @scribus "In a Starfleet Technical Database article (Star Trek: The Magazine Volume 1, Issue 2) written by Rick Sternbach, it was stated that after the Stargazer was towed back to Xendi Starbase 9, it was repaired, and returned to limited active duty for eight years (from 2366 to 2374), after which it was mothballed as a museum ship at the Copernicus Yard Museum, Luna, alongside the USS Valkyrie (NCC-2590). " - http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/USS_Stargazer

    Saturday, 23-Jul-16 19:21:52 UTC from web in context