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turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440
Monday, 29-Jul-19 18:20:12 UTC from web -
Guess who's fired! :(spoiler - it me)
Friday, 26-Jul-19 13:07:17 UTC from web-
@scribus I work in land registration - for the past two years I've just been updating existing registers (registering/removing mortgages, adding/removing proprietors, noting changes of name, updating property addresses, so on), but starting next month I'll be triaging first registrations, meaning I actually get to look at 200 year old leases and title plans and stuff and decide what should/shouldn't go on the register. It sounds more interesting than it actually is but as far as careers go it's somewhat interesting and viable (also we literally hire more people a year than we have work available for lol)
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@scribus it's decently comfy, great atmosphere too so I can often get away with doing dick all and just talking to people
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we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join
Friday, 26-Jul-19 17:53:48 UTC from web -
they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
You? Problematic?
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
[KRAMER bursts in]
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING -
My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
It's better than yours, but that's no good
I'm coming down to your neighborhood.
The boys won't come to my yard,
Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web -
according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible
Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web -
the bot that just followed me is in my area should i be scared
Friday, 12-Jul-19 23:47:58 UTC from web -
i'm taking a bet that as of last week i've officially had more hernias in my life than most of you
Tuesday, 09-Jul-19 21:23:54 UTC from web-
@tiff Gastrointestinal hernia ? Man those are the worst. I mean I think they are called that, I might be confusing it with the umbillical cord scar thing hernia.
Ohkay why can I not come up with the word for that thing now ? I mean it is only joked about like 50K times in SciFi how clones do not have them. Ughh...Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony I just heard it referred to as a fat hernia or an inguinal hernia I think
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@tiff Oh those hurt just as bad as one for your back, if not worse since you can actually deal with inflamation around the area of obstruction. You have my sympathies.
May your painkillers be pleasant but non addictive.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Wow, a spammer actually uploading a My Little Pony display picture. This is advanced tech
Monday, 17-Jun-19 17:33:32 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin They are adapting. They become sentient. Skynet is coming.
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Probably a "hot take" or whatever, but I just cannot with this school of poetry that's just badly-linebroken prose.
Wednesday, 29-May-19 06:41:58 UTC from web-
@scribus
This Is Just To Say
I have enjoyed
the poems
that were in
the line breaks
and which
you were probably
saving
for roasting
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
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@scribus Probably really unpopular in the right circles.
Meanwhile all I can think of is this scene http://rainbowdash.net/url/874531
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In ancient Rome / there was a poem / about a dog / who found two bones
Monday, 20-May-19 20:04:21 UTC from web -
happy to announce that the new Carly Rae Jepsen album is thoroughly fantastic
Saturday, 18-May-19 12:52:14 UTC from web -
Detective Pikachu is the exact film I've wanted for 17 years now and I loved every minute of it!!!
Wednesday, 15-May-19 22:34:15 UTC from web -
for a while now I've wanted to try streaming RPG Maker so that viewers could help create the world, characters, plot etc. only issue is it would need a moderate number of people to actually be fun
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:55:34 UTC from web-
@tiff I'm up for it if you want. Credentials: years of playing and DMing tabletop games
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alternatively i could just stream Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links :thinking:
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:57:19 UTC from web -
just did an art livestream for the first time, was neat
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:24:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation half of it was trying to get it all set up lol, i will post here next time
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literally who asked for a new hour long Vampire Weekend album in 2019
Monday, 06-May-19 16:07:02 UTC from web -
Somebody's been busy http://rainbowdash.net/url/874333
Tuesday, 30-Apr-19 10:56:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Hay everypony! It's 2011!
Friday, 26-Apr-19 08:16:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin A fine vintage #tigerblood #winning
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@thelastgherkin What a time to be alive!
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damn, a year ago today i had life changing surgery, can you believe it
Thursday, 25-Apr-19 16:59:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation lonely
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Bid a fond farewell to little semen loads, frail climaxes, and spilling discharges
Wednesday, 17-Apr-19 21:07:56 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin No Maing November?
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new lackadaisy page! https://www.lackadaisy.com/comic.php?comicid=171
Monday, 15-Apr-19 16:29:00 UTC from web -
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE BOY NEXT DOOR
Sunday, 14-Apr-19 13:06:31 UTC from web -
General Border gave the order
Major Scott brought the shot
Captain Bammer brought the rammer
Sargent Chowder brought the powder
Corporal Farrel brought the barrel
Private Parriage brought the carriage
But Drummer Hoff fired it offWednesday, 03-Apr-19 18:11:11 UTC from web -
I actually think I have not-ponied for longer than I ponied, now. Not sure if sorrowful.... Wistful?
Tuesday, 02-Apr-19 04:19:11 UTC from web-
@scribus You mean beforehand or afterwards?
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@thelastgherkin Afterwards.
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i have to hold the bar down to type in it what is the deal
Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:33:07 UTC from web-
@tiff I figured it was just my magic-box acting up again. If you have the same 'issue' it is probably some weird 'bot-b-gone' measure granted from the gods beyond I.T.
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my status bar is broken ahahaha, who wants me to stop posting show yourself coward
Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:32:56 UTC from web -
he drinks FrankerZ
Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:32:28 UTC from web -
Artist makes Steven King-style book covers for 80s song lyrics. Possibly #NSFW for gruesomeness. https://thechive.com/2019/03/22/classic-songs-reimagined-as-badss-stephen-king-style-book-covers-28-photos/
Sunday, 24-Mar-19 02:29:08 UTC from web-
@tiff And "Pet Sematary" perfectly skirts the line between being a cheat and being oh so obviously mandatory. :p
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justice for egg boy
Sunday, 17-Mar-19 20:50:39 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
