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"mango-a yeah! I'm-a proud-a to be a cuck!" - Mario, Super Mario Odyssey (2017)
Wednesday, 22-Nov-17 10:05:43 UTC from web -
A speaker was called upon to give a presentation about world poverty. They chose to begin by standing on stage and clicking their fingers every three seconds.
Click. 1, 2, 3, click. 1, 2, 3, click.
After a while, they added, "Every time I click my fingers, a child dies."
An audience member shouted, ""Wednesday, 22-Nov-17 09:13:53 UTC from web -
Spinal hygiene
Tuesday, 21-Nov-17 09:07:57 UTC from web -
"Robert Mugabe" has the same amount of syllables as "Eleanor Rigby" thanks
Monday, 20-Nov-17 08:09:50 UTC from web -
Is Achewood's Roast Beef the most relateable character in fiction?
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 23:26:48 UTC from web -
A Transformer being released later this month has "MAGA" printed on him in a substitution cipher. http://rainbowdash.net/url/864143
Friday, 17-Nov-17 10:34:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The transformer knows krav maga.
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Is this the nerdiest URL I've ever seen? http://rainbowdash.net/url/864134
Friday, 17-Nov-17 10:12:27 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin got a Zalgo feel.
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The Punisher is out.
Friday, 17-Nov-17 09:04:28 UTC from web-
@adiwan I'm happy for him http://rainbowdash.net/url/864130
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@thelastgherkin This pun... it kills me.
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Justice League more like Justice Leave
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 19:32:38 UTC from web -
I wasn't expecting a My Little Pony episode where Iron Will pimps out Twilight on a zeppelin
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 11:31:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 10/10 You can call Iron Will, Iron Will!
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Oh, my gosh, you guys. Have you heard about these rage faces? They're like emojis for the internet! Mark my words, this is going to revolutionise Gherkin communication from this moment forward http://rainbowdash.net/url/864008
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 09:24:34 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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can all of you Alt Right Bros please help me see the logic in purchasing Keurig machines as revenge for Keurig pulling ads from Hannity's show
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:41:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation it's the same logic as the guy who claims he decided that he hated women the day his mom tried to make him take diarrhea medicine and so he cherry his pants in retaliation (true story)
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@tiff And that guy grew up to be Tiff
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@thelastgherkin that's not true
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The Lion King 2 is everyone's second favourite Lion King film
Saturday, 11-Nov-17 21:28:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's my favorite, how about that you pubic clod
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@thelastgherkin Your favorite is probably The Lion King 1.5
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@adiwan That movie doesn't exist! http://rainbowdash.net/url/864000
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(Neil DeGrasse Typewriter voice) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's nose light would reflect back off the fog and actually decrease visibility
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:43:26 UTC from web -
(to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman
Friday, 10-Nov-17 21:53:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger
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Shifting uncomfortably in my chair at this Supergirl episode featuring a team of black actors talking about how the Whites are their enemy
Friday, 10-Nov-17 19:52:01 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I assumed you've seen the complete episode.
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@adiwan And now I have - from the phrasing it sounded like the whole thing was a setup and that he wasn't the real dad or whatever.
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@thelastgherkin That aspect wasn't so bad. The acting was on the more melodramatic side of the spectrum.
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Like and subscribe if you think my Shakira impression is not racist
Friday, 10-Nov-17 09:17:07 UTC from web -
Thursday, 09-Nov-17 16:50:35 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin I'm going to bed now
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Sprinkler tank
Monday, 06-Nov-17 07:41:12 UTC from web -
Why are they called fireworks and not firefuns
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 20:17:14 UTC from web -
Tower of Babybel
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 17:36:14 UTC from web -
A fine !Rainbow_Dash recolor! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/863686
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!ToBeFur
HEY! YOU!
Yeah YOU!
Are you a furry? Do you WANT to be a furry?
Come on down! WE will sit down and talk with you about your future Furry Career!
Our (Not so) liable staff will sit down and talk with you and help you understand how to:
YIff
FurSuit
Growl
Make [REDACTED]
and Yiff!Monday, 29-Dec-14 06:14:05 UTC from web- clayinthecarpet likes this.
- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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One thing about Netflix shows is that they really like using the s-word
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 18:42:07 UTC from web-
@awl What sword?
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@thelastgherkin uh uh Kevin Spacey’s??
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"POP CULTURE REFERENCE" t-shirt follow-up concept: "CURRENT MEME"
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 17:30:18 UTC from web -
Cute pet names to call your partner:
-hamdogTuesday, 31-Oct-17 22:57:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin honey no
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@ceruleanspark HAMDOG YES
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Just want to point out implied fragile masculinity by juxtaposing the phrases "lady garden" and "manscaping"
Wednesday, 01-Nov-17 09:31:26 UTC from web -
Don't do the crime if you shouldn't do the crime
Monday, 30-Oct-17 22:21:51 UTC from web -
Game concept: Pokémon Champion Simulator. It's a tower defence style strategy game where you play as the champion of the Pokémon League, and have to plot out the Elite Four's monsters and items in advance to stop as many would-be champions.
Monday, 30-Oct-17 10:20:27 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I would play the mango out of that
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I don't know what Stranger Things is but I hate it
Saturday, 28-Oct-17 19:30:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's actually good
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