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sexy uncle george
Thursday, 11-Aug-16 16:25:21 UTC from web -
I'm a kiwiing assistant site manager
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The best part of waking up is soldiers in Iraq
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Just call me MC John
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@tiffany "Which is good, because I don't think he knows very much about lawncare"
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it was actually a really good joke but I know it won't get censored lol
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 23:50:04 UTC from web-
@tiffany Once someone told me that any joke, no matter how simple it might seem will invariably be rude to someone, somewhere.
and that's why, to this day, I think that "Guess what? Chicken-butt" was the greatest possible insult one could say to the Ancient Aztecs
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I think the best fetish to have is a penchant for cleanliness, really.
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 23:46:27 UTC from web-
@tiffany best fetish to have is danky kang
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@1iceloops123 this kong has a [REDACTED] face
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i dunno about you guys but the fact that he's also fully clothed really adds to the appeal
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 23:46:08 UTC from web -
@tiffany ring a bell? http://rainbowdash.net/url/849653
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 23:32:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is this in reference to the time I came across the surgical mask fetish
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@tiffany yes
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@mrmattimation nice
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hey I'm getting paid in two weeks. me! payment! incredible
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 23:03:25 UTC from web -
steven universe gets more rad the more I think about it. like I can't believe rose quartz is (spoilers)
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 17:13:37 UTC from web -
Lernernerner DiCarpricorn
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 19:58:34 UTC from web -
really love having to use two hands to go back now to be honest
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 16:43:03 UTC from web -
oh it's alt left arrow, okay
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 16:41:25 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 16:40:22 UTC from web
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so neither backspace nor alt-backspace work now, what am I meant to do
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 16:39:57 UTC from web -
Wikipedia should just... have ads
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 15:44:44 UTC from web -
arrested development season 4 shouldn't have half hour episodes because the content is still 20 minutes' worth
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 15:17:19 UTC from web -
yeah, I have no idea how to successfully do a "character loses everything" comedy episode but I don't think season 4 episode 1 was it
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 14:29:40 UTC from web -
gonna try arrested development season 4 again. I have mixed feelings on the show on second viewing--I feel like even a comedy needs to take its characters more seriously
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 13:51:43 UTC from web -
haha damn
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 11:55:23 UTC from web -
the latest episode of steven universe reads like a justin roiland improv scene
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 11:44:20 UTC from web- internetturtle likes this.
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"Solar system" is a term specific to us, right? Because Sol? Other systems would be called "star systems" or something pertaining to their particular star??
Wednesday, 10-Aug-16 11:42:59 UTC from web -
Slept for like 12 hours but my limbs aren't as sore as they were yesterday so hopefully I'll be fit to work tomorrow since I'm apparently building an extension
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why don't people just not have jobs?
Tuesday, 09-Aug-16 19:14:25 UTC from web -
My legs are in great pain, curse you working class
Tuesday, 09-Aug-16 19:13:58 UTC from web -
why do I have to alt+backspace now??? backspace doesn't perform its own purpose
Tuesday, 09-Aug-16 18:05:02 UTC from web- eris likes this.
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@adiwan I opened the link, thought "nah, I'll get used to it," and then tried to backspace out of it
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@tiffany haha. I've always used ALT+LEFTARROW for ages and never used the backspace button anywhere. I've read some comments that it's either hated or a welcomed feature to remove the backpage function of the backspace. There are quite some people reporting that it messed so many times with writing texts and accidentally changed the page and losing all progress because of it.
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@adiwan I've had that problem sometimes, though a lot of sites (the ones I care about) retain the text if you go forward so I guess I'm privileged
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I take back what I said about Steve Jobs it should have been Bill Gates
Tuesday, 09-Aug-16 18:10:29 UTC from web -
I guess it'll stop me from accidentally going back like I do every couple of weeks
Tuesday, 09-Aug-16 18:06:34 UTC from web -
I am the Lorax and I bang whooores
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Me, after my first ever work shift, where I did everything moderately well: Buy me one of those "Genius at work" t-shirts