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First day back at work in 2.5 weeks, represent
Monday, 09-Apr-18 14:42:42 UTC from web-
@awl In fairness, they probably only got half of it. I'd already made sandwiches for today, had some toast for breakfast over the weekend. But I still woke up to far less bread than when I went to sleep.
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Ah it’s fun having my calmness tested in a familiar, professional way.
Monday, 09-Apr-18 01:28:31 UTC from web -
Someone out there loves you
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@mrmattimation fair riposte
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Looking at the Internet I could believe I’m the only right-winger that believes the ethnostate is a really stupid idea.
Thursday, 05-Apr-18 21:38:14 UTC from web-
@awl mangoin libtard... unbelievable... I bet you hang out with Anita Sarkeesian... who doesn’t believe in an ethnostate, what a gross leftist way of thinking
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@mrmattimation you caught me. A double agent. Sergei Skipawl
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takeshitakenji
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@rw @wakest this is @takePotato Knishesakenji bot graveyard puppet server
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@rw @wakest remember @takeFluffle Puffakenji ?
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Saw a post on Tumblr about how Hank Hill was transphobic. This might be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think the idea that a 40 year old straight white man in suburban Texas circa 1997 was transphobic should diminish your enjoyment of the show.
Wednesday, 04-Apr-18 12:53:12 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation well he also verbally abused his son and friends but back in those days that’s why it was funny
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Normally I scoff at the action of diplomats being expelled from their country of service but this last one applees me off. A personal acquaintance of mine was sent off from a country he loves, even if his government doesn’t.
Monday, 02-Apr-18 18:54:10 UTC from web -
Even with our Troma marathon I haven’t been as Fluffle Puffed off at a film as much as I was at The Hateful Eight
Sunday, 01-Apr-18 23:39:20 UTC from web -
So my very bad week is ending with the news that my sister was sexually harassed at work.
Sunday, 01-Apr-18 01:21:38 UTC from web-
@scribus Thankfully, she’s unharmed physically, but the district manager is not taking it very seriously and it’s taking a lot of self-restraint for me to not go in there and torch the whole Papa John’s.
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@mrmattimation Papa John is a notorious asshole.
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@mrmattimation Unfortunate.
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I'm surprised that of all the scenes in Jackass, the one that gets me more than most is the yellow snowcone
Sunday, 01-Apr-18 23:01:53 UTC from web -
Mushi marries a caterpillar
- monsutaa kaado! repeated this.
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Interesting how few people in the US use manual gear changing in the car.
Saturday, 31-Mar-18 12:38:34 UTC from web-
@adiwan it was a gag I saw somewhere on the internet. Not like an actual piece of advice or an award or anything.
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@awl I just looked up at a German car-dealing website, on which people can offer their car for sale, and found out that about 37% of all cars there are automatic. I thought this number would be lower.
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TIFF_EBOOKS
- orungano repeated this.
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so my dad's been arrested (again) and my mum has cancer. not really sure at what point i'm meant to be enjoying being alive
Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:32:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation thank you, the cancer is in remission so no need to worry too much right now but I don't have a lot of faith in that term at this point
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it's not that i mind that he got arrested because he's a domestic abuser but now we have bills to worry about
Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:33:24 UTC from web -
Somehow, despite everything, my week has gotten even worse.
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@firestormdangerdash so what you're saying is the incredibly low ratings has caused the writers to jump seven sharks trying to introduce new gimmicks, gotcha
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@mrmattimation no sharks were harmed in the making.
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@mrmattimation without gimmicks we would end up with Dragon Ball.
There can only be one Dragon Ball. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/871562
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It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web -
LOCAL IDIOT grapeS PANTS AT WORK
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Fickle Friends — You Are Someone Else / ALBUM REVIEW tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/25/fickle-friends-you-are-someone-else-album-review/
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 18:01:40 UTC from web -
Stormy Daniels, for the love of god, if that sex tape you recorded with Trump does indeed exist, please do not release it, I do not want to see it
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 06:34:46 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Think of it like Family Guy - you don't HAVE to watch it.
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@mrmattimation I absolutely do want to watch it
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Damnit.
Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:58:19 UTC from web -
feet are just dicks for your legs
Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:56:07 UTC from web-
@tiff why this
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@ceruleanspark when you really think about it...
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it's extremely easy to make someone with extreme right views look stupid. all you had to do was leave Milo alone for 15 minutes and he just straight-up admitted to wanting to cherry children. it's THAT simple.
Friday, 23-Mar-18 20:35:04 UTC from web-
@tiff there was a plethora of examples before that one, but yes that’s a rather shiny one. The “no such thing as bad publicity” addage rings true even if the publiicity is in the extreme.
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the count dankula situation is so frustrating. 1) obviously locking someone up for a (bad) online joke is ridiculous. 2) it makes the side of the person you're trying to tear down look far better than you
Friday, 23-Mar-18 20:34:11 UTC from web -
Friday, 23-Mar-18 15:21:07 UTC from web
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@scribus sometimes instant can surprise. I tried out an MRE recently to see what the flameless heater was like and the coffee they put in it was quite good. Something to look forward to next week.
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i've lost a lot of blood over the past week and i'm pretty sure i'm due to faint any day now
Thursday, 22-Mar-18 19:53:38 UTC from web -
I hate Illinois Nazis....
Thursday, 22-Mar-18 15:09:15 UTC from web-
@scribus I have friends out in Illinois and the nazis there sound like a special kind of awful
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Mickey Mouse tried to get a divorce but his lawyer wasn't having it. He said, "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie just because she's, as you put it, 'seriously silly'"
Mickey says, "No that's not what I said; I said she's FrankerZing Goofy"Thursday, 22-Mar-18 00:00:05 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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who wants to read a really Potato Knishesty joke
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 23:57:12 UTC from web
