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i've been here for 8 years huh
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 18:22:29 UTC from web -
“What do you think should happen, to a person who lies about a thing like that?”
Sunday, 13-Oct-19 15:29:58 UTC from web-
“That they should get counselling?” https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM
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Cyclotouring is definitely the life for me. Got back from a 6-day tour in Iowa and Wisconsin and am already planning the next one. Nebraska and the Dakotas would be fantastic.
Saturday, 12-Oct-19 23:46:58 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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I swear, I'm about to start walking down the street with a hammer in hand for the next halfwit who can't be bothered to lok where they're driving. It's self-defense.
Friday, 11-Oct-19 17:25:49 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Well, I was on foot at the time.
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@scribus i read a story about a cyclist in NY that went apePotato Knishes on some Uber driver with a U-lock. Hell, gotta do what you gotta do
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me trying to search for a very specific conversation on here from like 2015 using a single keyword: federation was a mistake
Saturday, 05-Oct-19 09:31:17 UTC from web -
Japanese math rock
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Sure could stand to get the hell out of SoCal.
Sunday, 22-Sep-19 22:42:40 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser Homeowner's associations are all chodes!
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@scribus What is a chode? Is that like a chav?
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@thismightbeauser Well, the textbook definitions don't really match up, but common use is a bit more in agreement. Definitely not a nice thing for me to have called a person, but hey - homeowner's associations, right? lol
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flaxx says hi
Wednesday, 11-Sep-19 19:57:57 UTC from web -
i hope you're all having the second best 11th november of your lives
Wednesday, 11-Sep-19 16:09:41 UTC from web -
TROPICAL grape STORM
Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:12 UTC from web-
@scribus oh i've seen this, still leagues above those people who get theirs pierced
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no relation to hurricane dorian
Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:53 UTC from web -
it's pony
Thursday, 29-Aug-19 19:47:23 UTC from web -
My mom's old cat died last night. Honestly, I had kind of expected it a year to the day after she had gone, but he held out a couple months longer. Over 15 years, total. And he was a little lover all the way to the end. Damnit, I'm gonna miss this cat. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875088
Tuesday, 20-Aug-19 05:23:03 UTC from web-
@scribus Best of wishes to wherever that fluffy fellow may go to, your mom, and everyone who will ever miss that cat :(
Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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you see, the particles smash together, much like I smash your wife every Tuesday after pilates,
Friday, 16-Aug-19 16:39:29 UTC from web -
what if we all feel like every year is going faster because global warming is melting time
Thursday, 15-Aug-19 21:57:53 UTC from web-
@tiff Some have hypothesized that the LHC actually did create a black hole that we're within the event horizon of, and that has been screwing up time itself.
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@tiff "One one hand, things can ONLY continue to get worse. BUT! Thinking fourth-dimensionally, since the trigger was already pulled... things CAN'T get worse!"
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i'm laughing but it's a laugh of exasperation
Sunday, 11-Aug-19 20:04:24 UTC from web -
if only we were still notorious within the federation so that someone on sealion or smugloli could call me an opponent of freedom for laughing at a dead child rapist
Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:03:05 UTC from web-
@scribus Funny this conversation should be happening since we're two days away from celebrating the fifth anniversary of the incident in question
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@thelastgherkin Whoa, spooky....
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it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary
Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:02:03 UTC from web -
not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway
Saturday, 10-Aug-19 13:59:59 UTC from web-
@tiff About 5 hours ago I did not know who he was. Right now I think I know more than the average person, stopping just short of starting to wear a tin-foil wapped Collander/strainer/big-ass-sifter.
Do I think my life has been enriched in any way ? Not at all. Heck it might just be worse.
I think he tried to play real-life as I play MineCraft. Thinking about 20 MooShrooms and a patch full of wheat. I am ignoring a whole lot, but it is hard to type something funny sometimes. Flashes a Creative LicenceJonathan Chouinard likes this.
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forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q
Saturday, 03-Aug-19 23:28:36 UTC from web -
just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again
Saturday, 03-Aug-19 21:45:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The group bit helps. Four 30-somethings? NBD. One 30-something? You had better be one of the kids' dad.
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@mrmattimation Also, shaddup young'un! :p
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Today is an important international holiday. Wish us a happy anniversary or perish
Friday, 02-Aug-19 09:25:54 UTC from web- Scribus and Jonathan Chouinard like this.
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@thelastgherkin All the durgs ?
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@thelastgherkin id understand this meme
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@thelastgherkin nvm lol. Google image search. It's in the right click menu in Chrome now.
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turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440
Monday, 29-Jul-19 18:20:12 UTC from web -
Guess who's fired! :(spoiler - it me)
Friday, 26-Jul-19 13:07:17 UTC from web-
@scribus I work in land registration - for the past two years I've just been updating existing registers (registering/removing mortgages, adding/removing proprietors, noting changes of name, updating property addresses, so on), but starting next month I'll be triaging first registrations, meaning I actually get to look at 200 year old leases and title plans and stuff and decide what should/shouldn't go on the register. It sounds more interesting than it actually is but as far as careers go it's somewhat interesting and viable (also we literally hire more people a year than we have work available for lol)
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@scribus it's decently comfy, great atmosphere too so I can often get away with doing dick all and just talking to people
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we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join
Friday, 26-Jul-19 17:53:48 UTC from web -
they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
You? Problematic?
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
[KRAMER bursts in]
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING -
My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
It's better than yours, but that's no good
I'm coming down to your neighborhood.
The boys won't come to my yard,
Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web -
according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible
Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web -
I like how now all it takes is one person to favorite your notice and it's just immediately on the popular board... I've waited seven years for this
Monday, 15-Jul-19 17:49:10 UTC from web- Alcoholic Beast likes this.
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It keeps asking “remember me” at login but let’s be honest, no one remembers.
Monday, 15-Jul-19 17:44:37 UTC from web- darkw00d likes this.
